the town flasher ran up and described himself. 
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the town flasher ran up and described himself.
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What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? 
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders. 
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For sale : Twin beds 
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How do you tell an old man?
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It isn't hard. 
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An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died 
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so she took them to the taxodermist 
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'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' 
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Because it would look silly with six inches. 
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but sure looks better on a woman.
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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? 
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Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?
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Because they deserve them. 
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Why did the punk cross the road?
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Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear? 
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Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
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There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' 
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Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'
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Lensman, dont you think its time this thread was closed?Comment
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Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
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Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember
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A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis 
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A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' 
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The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' 
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Q: Did you hear about the Irishman born with two left feet?
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The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' 
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Q: How do you ruin St. Paddy's day for an Irishman?
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'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'
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A: Make him the designated driver.
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'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'
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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? 
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Q: What's green and bounces off the walls? 
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It's ass.
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A: Ric O'Shea!!
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A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. 
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Q. Did you hear Clinton doesn't use bookmarks? 
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What's brown and sticky?
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A stick. 
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Originally posted by SomeCreep
Lensman, dont you think its time this thread was closed?...........Comment
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What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
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A. He just bends over the pages.... 
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If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
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Q. Know how to make a Cat sound like a Dog?
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A. Pour Gas on a Cat
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You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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It was so cold
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and throw a match at it........ WOOF. :D
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the town flasher ran up and described himself.
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Q. Know how to make a Dog sound like a Cat?
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