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  • Semi-Retired-Dave
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Apr 2004
    • 11190

    #1

    This may be old but FUNNY. (Joke)

    LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK

    Today is my daughter's 18th birthday. I'm so glad that this is my Last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your Mama's house; you tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me,
    then I want you to come back here and tell me the Expression she had on her face."

    So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like.
    As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Well now... what
    did She have to say?"

    "She told me to tell you that you ain't my Daddy."
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  • bringer
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    • Jul 2003
    • 13082

    #2
    Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
    LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK

    Today is my daughter's 18th birthday. I'm so glad that this is my Last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your Mama's house; you tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me,
    then I want you to come back here and tell me the Expression she had on her face."

    So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like.
    As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Well now... what
    did She have to say?"

    "She told me to tell you that you ain't my Daddy."
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    • B40
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      • Jul 2001
      • 7020

      #3
      hah

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      • jimmyf
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        • Feb 2001
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        #4
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        • Jarrod
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          • Jan 2004
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          #5
          haha that is really funny bro.

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          • TheFrog
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            • Jan 2004
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            #6

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            • ThePornPusher
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              • Oct 2003
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              #7

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              • aimeesweet
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                • Oct 2003
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                #8
                lol

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                • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                  • Apr 2004
                  • 11190

                  #9
                  I am sure its based on a true story or they would of never thought of the joke.
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                  • smokingdawn
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                    • Feb 2004
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                    #10
                    LOL..that was good

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                    • cayne
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                      • Jan 2004
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                      #11
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                      • pure energy
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                        #12
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                        • nofx
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 16826

                          #13
                          hahahaha never heard this one before

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                          • Mr. Marks
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                            • Jun 2001
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                            #14

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                            • Aly-Python
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                              • Mar 2002
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                              #15
                              Great one, Dave!
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                              • EviLGuY
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                                • Apr 2003
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                                #16
                                LOL.. thats great!

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                                  #17
                                  lol


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                                  • Morgan
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                                    #18
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                                      #19
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                                        #20
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                                        • reynold
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                                          #21
                                          Good one!

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                                          • JDog
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                                            #22
                                            Great joke! Now if it were true, the guy would be able to get his money back!

                                            Great joke tho!

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                                              #23
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                                                #24
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                                                  • newsdude
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                                                    • Apr 2004
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                                                    #26
                                                    I bet he'd kill her given the chance!
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                                                    • pimplink
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by newsdude
                                                      I bet he'd kill her given the chance!
                                                      I don't know why but this guy came to mind


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                                                        • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                                          • Apr 2004
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • TexasGuy
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                                                            #30

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                                                              #31
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                                                                #32
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                                                                • riosluts
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  holy ive never heard that one before but damn. that really must suck

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                                                                    #34

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                                                                        #36


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