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The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' 
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'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' 
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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? 
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WTF Guess I won!
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Eggs 
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Wife 
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Blowjob? 
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What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
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If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. 
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You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. 
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It was so cold 
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the town flasher ran up and described himself. 
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A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook. 
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders.
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Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' 
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For sale : Twin beds 
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one hardly used. 
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It isn't hard. 
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Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? 
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A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
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Why does an elephant have four feet?
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Anatomy is something everybody's got 
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but sure looks better on a woman. 
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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
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Darling.
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Why do women get periods?
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Because they deserve them.
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Because he was stapled to the chickens back. 
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Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
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Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
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Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
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Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember
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A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' 
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Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
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A. The thief was spending less then his wife.
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A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. 
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Q. Why do men die before their wives?
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'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'
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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?
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It's ass.
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A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.
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What's brown and sticky?
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A stick.
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What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
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If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. 
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You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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It was so cold
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