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THE SCOOP
Paris Hilton's SMS Messages Released
First it was the telephone numbers of famous people which appeared on the Internet after the recent hacking of Paris Hilton's cellphone. Then the emails.
Now, in what can only be deemed a natural progression, it is the SMS messages. Yes, Paris Hilton's most intimate correspondences have been revealed. And, in our continuing effort not to keep any part of the lives of public people private -- and for the historical record itself -- we at Chortler.com felt obliged to print them without the slightest sense of shame (or intelligence, for that matter.)
SMS Conversation with Ashlee Simpson, February 7, 2005
How are U
fiN & U
gr8
What did you think of the recent article in Science magazine entitled Harvesting Medical Information from the Human Family Tree?
Gotta go bye.
Bi
SMS Conversation with Christina Aguilera, February 8, 2005
How are U
fiN & U
gr8
So, do you think the Japanese will meet is 2.1% government target if growth doesn't pick up in Q1?
Gotta go bye.
Bi
SMS Conversation with Anna Kournikova, February 9, 2005
How are U
fiN & U
gr8
I was wondering: Do you think Olivier's performance in Hamlet was a discernibly homosexual rendition or merely proof of his Oedipal attachment to his mother?
Gotta go bye.
Bi