"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."
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the town flasher ran up and described himself. 
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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running on emptyComment
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders. 
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I will winInsert Sig HereComment
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"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."Do what you know you should.Comment
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' 
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future primitiveComment
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:D For sale : Twin beds
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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"Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'."Do what you know you should.Comment
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one hardly used.
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't wantMy Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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How do you tell an old man? 
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jungle feverComment
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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"We have art to save ourselves from the truth."Do what you know you should.Comment
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An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died 
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down periscopeComment
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so she took them to the taxodermist
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"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."Do what you know you should.Comment
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' 
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drop the hammerComment
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"I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it."Do what you know you should.Comment
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Because it would look silly with six inches. 
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taking it to the limitComment
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"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe."Do what you know you should.Comment
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To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Anatomy is something everybody's got 
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boyz in da hoodComment
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but sure looks better on a woman. 
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Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must."Do what you know you should.Comment
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Darling. 
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Why do women get periods? 
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Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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stella aint got no grooveComment
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"What I have in my heart, I'll take to my grave"
Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.
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Because they deserve them. 
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"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."Do what you know you should.Comment
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Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the nightMy Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Why did the punk cross the road? 
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no real reason to bump.... so bump.
Did i win?Comment
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How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
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There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' 
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