For sale : Twin beds 
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For sale : Twin beds
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A. They both swallowed a lot of semen. 
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How do you tell an old man? 
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? 
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It isn't hard. 
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A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board. 
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An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died 
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Q. How did the blonde burn her nose? 
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so she took them to the taxodermist
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A. Bobbing for chips.
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'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'
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A. Brain tumor. 
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Because it would look silly with six inches.
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Anatomy is something everybody's got
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A. So she can have a doggie bag for later. 
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but sure looks better on a woman.
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Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" 
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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? 
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Darling.
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Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? 
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Because they deserve them. 
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A. Because they both drip when they're fucked!
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the things people do to get $250Good ol Saint Nick
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Why did the punk cross the road? 
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Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? 
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Hello, 1st post here.Do what you know you should.Comment
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Because he was stapled to the chickens back. 
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A. "Way to go team!"
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How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember 
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Do what you know you should.Comment
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It's ass.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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