'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' 
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'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'
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A: The sex is the same but you get the remote. 
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DR_PHIL => ROFL
Good ol Saint Nick
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'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' 
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Q: What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down? A Marriage 
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try to beat them at their own game.. hmmmmm.... don't think this gonna work.Good ol Saint Nick
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Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you 
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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? 
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what have you done wrong? 
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A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. 
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A: Made her chain too long.
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What's brown and sticky? 
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Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? 
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A. Through his chest with a sharp knife. 
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A stick. 
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Q. Why are men like public toilets? 
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Yeah, i thought the board would have picked up on this by now.Originally posted by pimpshost
Know you know why some people have 10,000 posts, lolGood ol Saint Nick
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:D If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
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Q. What have men and floor tiles got in common?
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I'd cross the hottest desert
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A. If you lay them properly the first time 
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You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. 
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you can walk all over them for life
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It was so cold
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Q. Why do men want to marry virgins?
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the town flasher ran up and described himself.
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A. They can't stand criticism.
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Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders. 
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A: Because those men already have boyfriends. 
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For sale : Twin beds
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Q. What is a man's view of safe sex? 
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one hardly used.
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A. A padded headboard.
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How do you tell an old man? 
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Q. Do you know why women fake orgasm?
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It isn't hard. 
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A. Because men fake foreplay.
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Q. What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?
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so she took them to the taxodermist
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A. After a year 
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the dog is still excited to see you. 
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Why does an elephant have four feet? 
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Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
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Because it would look silly with six inches. 
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A It's not real bright
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but sure looks better on a woman.
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and spreads easy.
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i guess Jolly Rancher really wants to switch his sig handle to Smokey the BearGood ol Saint Nick
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