and down the throat 
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WWhat is the difference between a whore 
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Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a bank? 
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you lose interest... 
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a nimpho 
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Q. How do you make out if a guy's gay? 
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The whore says 
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Aren't you done yet? 
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Are you done ALREADY? 
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And the blonde says
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Beige. I think I'll paint the celling beige... 
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I've use up all my sick days
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so I'm calling in dead. 
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I'm late for work because I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop reliving sunday (tight up until the explosion). I was able to exit from the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source by exactly e*log(pi) clocks while simultaneously rapping my dog on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. This was strange as I don't own a dog. Accordingly I will be late for work
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or early. 
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Over the lips
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WWhat is the difference between a whore 
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a nimpho
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and a blonde? 
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Aren't you done yet? 
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The nimpho says :D
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And the blonde says
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Beige. I think I'll paint the celling beige... 
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I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
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I've use up all my sick days
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I'm late for work because I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop reliving sunday (tight up until the explosion). I was able to exit from the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source by exactly e*log(pi) clocks while simultaneously rapping my dog on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. This was strange as I don't own a dog. Accordingly I will be late for work
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or early.
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I guess it'd be idiotic of me to assume that the rest of you guys will leave.
Good ol Saint Nick
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Patrick was in charge of Bingo at his church. He called the numbers in Latin so the Pritestants wouldn't win.
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A. He is always expanding his friend(s) circle...
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Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
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Over the lips 
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A: "*Mgplth*(choke)*gkltmpfff*!!!"
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WWhat is the difference between a whore
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a nimpho
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A: So they can run their fingers through their hair. 
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Q: Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom? 
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It was so cold 
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the town flasher ran up and described himself.
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Q: What's a wife?
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What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?
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A: An attachment you screw on the bed
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders.
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to get the housework done. 
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
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Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!'
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For sale : Twin beds
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Q: What do Michael Jackson and Chris Farley have in common?
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