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  • Buddy
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 1828

    #1

    Help find my secretary a rich husband (PICS)!

    Ok, this morning my secretary informed me that I had to help her find a rich husband.
    So I decided I would take the search to GFY which has the highest ratio of millionaires per post of any board on the net.
    This is her:




    She is looking for a rich husband. She would prefer an American husband, but will consider anyone that is rich and meets the following criteria:
    A tall guy, approx 180cm.
    All of his teeth (I asked her if it was ok if he had a grill, she didn?t seem too keen on it)
    Nice firm body (That eliminates most of us )
    Speaks more the one language
    And of course he needs to be rich

    What she doesn?t want:
    Someone who?s bald or starting to get bald.
    Someone that smells funny.
    Someone that takes a lot of drugs.
    Someone that just wants to play around.


    About her:
    She is 22 years old from Sweden living in Barcelona.
    She likes to travel a lot and likes exploring other cultures.
    When she?s not working she likes to cook or go horseback riding.

    Ok, the rules of the game are as follows:
    Post below and tell her why you are the guy for her. Make sure you meet her criteria above, and she wants you to post a pic of yourself.
    Every 25th post wins a Tramp Stamp Studios T-shirt (post 25, 50, 75, 100, etc). If by some miracle she decides to meet one of you guys I will buy the first dinner. Don?t break any GFY rules. Don?t be an ass, this is all in good fun.
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  • Klen
    • Aug 2006
    • 32234

    #2
    I dont know but somehow she is ugly.Plus she ask toomuch.After all there is a lot of girls which want same thing.

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    • Lazonby
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2006
      • 2262

      #3
      Sounds like exactly the kind of girl to stay away from.

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      • CaptainHowdy
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        • Dec 2004
        • 94115

        #4
        Originally posted by Buddy
        She is looking for a rich husband. She would prefer an American husband, but will consider anyone that is rich and meets the following criteria:
        A tall guy, approx 180cm.
        All of his teeth (I asked her if it was ok if he had a grill, she didn?t seem too keen on it)
        Nice firm body (That eliminates most of us )
        Speaks more the one language
        And of course he needs to be rich

        What she doesn?t want:
        Someone who?s bald or starting to get bald.
        Someone that smells funny.
        Someone that takes a lot of drugs.
        Someone that just wants to play around.

        !!

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        • DutchTeenCash
          I like Dutch Girls
          • Feb 2003
          • 21684

          #5
          gotta love this

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          • cardinalvices
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            • Dec 2006
            • 2084

            #6
            Noway, I like girls like that. They are not shining like Paris Hilton. They are shining from inside. She is cool.

            I'm tall, I speak several languages, I have all of my teeth.

            I wouldn't mind a free dinner, common babe, lets get out and eat, the dinner is on the house

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            • Narfle
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2006
              • 193

              #7
              bad mojo man, bad mojo

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              • blazin
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2002
                • 2781

                #8
                She's a hottie.... but sounds like a gold digger
                I don't endorse a god damn thing......

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                • Bhunter
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 1119

                  #9
                  Damn, these biaches ask way too much these day's. They live in a fantasy world or something.
                  Isn't a guy with a job and a dick just enough for them?

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                  • StarkReality
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2004
                    • 4444

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Lazonby
                    Sounds like exactly the kind of girl to stay away from.
                    Exactly my thoughts

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                    • Agent 488
                      Registered User
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 22511

                      #11
                      you know the only idiots that will fall for this will be the ones that fit this profile. right?:

                      Originally posted by Buddy
                      Someone who?s bald or starting to get bald.
                      Someone that smells funny.
                      Someone that takes a lot of drugs.
                      good luck!

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                      • bobby666
                        boots are my religion
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 21765

                        #12
                        she should better continue working

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                        • DarkJedi
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                          • Feb 2001
                          • 28301

                          #13
                          tell her to get bent.

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                          • Egomancer
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                            • Dec 2005
                            • 2074

                            #14
                            When she finds the reta..., err, the guy of her dreams, please let us know! Then she will receive a T-Shirt from me!!!

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                            • Tom_PM
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                              • Feb 2005
                              • 16443

                              #15
                              Let her know the way it works is either rich or handsome! Not both, hehehe
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                              • Doctor Dre
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                                • Jan 2001
                                • 51692

                                #16
                                Originally posted by cardinalvices
                                Noway, I like girls like that. They are not shining like Paris Hilton. They are shining from inside. She is cool.

                                I'm tall, I speak several languages, I have all of my teeth.

                                I wouldn't mind a free dinner, common babe, lets get out and eat, the dinner is on the house
                                First of all, Paris aiin't shining at all dumb fuck.

                                2nd : A gold digger aiin't exactly shining from inside.
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                                • Spunky
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                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133978

                                  #17
                                  Does she like a good rump fuck?

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                                  • Cyndalie
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                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 3615

                                    #18
                                    GFY which has the highest ratio of millionaires per post of any board on the net.
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                                    • zandre
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                                      • Dec 2006
                                      • 281

                                      #19
                                      rofl

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                                      • Lykos
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                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 31027

                                        #20
                                        Send her my way

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                                        • RAM
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                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 7047

                                          #21
                                          What is wrong with being BALD
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                                          • o0o_Lizard_o0o
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                                            • Aug 2006
                                            • 954

                                            #22
                                            i like her... but i'm not rich... hehehe...

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                                            • Wagerboy
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                                              • Jul 2006
                                              • 2290

                                              #23
                                              I fit some of those things...Im not rich though. and I did have 2 wisdom teeth pulled last month. Does that work?
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                                              • Sarah_Jayne
                                                Now with more Jayne
                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 40077

                                                #24
                                                tell her she is trying to find a relationship that in the end will be rubbish

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                                                • o0o_Lizard_o0o
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                  • 954

                                                  #25
                                                  still i'd hit her! lols

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                                                  • NoWhErE
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                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                    • 10583

                                                    #26
                                                    She's good in the sack... don't ask me why I know.
                                                    skype: lordofthecameltoe

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                                                    • Buddy
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                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 1828

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by o0o_Lizard_o0o
                                                      still i'd hit her! lols
                                                      Email Lisa for your t-shirt!

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                                                      Disce quotidie * Ride quotidie * Ama quotidie * Cresce quotidie

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                                                      • Buddy
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                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 1828

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by RAM
                                                        What is wrong with being BALD
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                                                        • stephane76
                                                          Frenchie
                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 3892

                                                          #29
                                                          She take my money, well I'm in need
                                                          Yeah she's a triflin friend indeed
                                                          Oh she's a gold digger way over time
                                                          That digs on me

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                                                          • o0o_Lizard_o0o
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2006
                                                            • 954

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Buddy
                                                            Email Lisa for your t-shirt!

                                                            [email protected]
                                                            ok... thanks!

                                                            by the way what's her name...

                                                            LISA = Secretary??? hehehe...

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                                                            • grumpy
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                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 9870

                                                              #31
                                                              i can afford her but i dont want her. Does that help?
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                                                              • GoddessCash
                                                                Registered User
                                                                • Feb 2006
                                                                • 18

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by blazin
                                                                She's a hottie.... but sounds like a gold digger
                                                                You say that like its a bad thing or so uncommon. at least half the fucks out there are bald, ugly and play around. The only thing worthwhile is raping thier wallets. In fact the thought of it makes me wet.
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                                                                • NoWhErE
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                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                  • 10583

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by GoddessCash
                                                                  You say that like its a bad thing or so uncommon. at least half the fucks out there are bald, ugly and play around. The only thing worthwhile is raping thier wallets. In fact the thought of it makes me wet.
                                                                  I like the sound of your tune baby.

                                                                  Hit me up so we can discuss a strictly physical relationship.
                                                                  skype: lordofthecameltoe

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                                                                  • Tom_PM
                                                                    Porn Meister
                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                    • 16443

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Invariably once you become jaded and decide to stick it to them before they stick it to you, you learn they really were a decent partner for you, and then it's too late.

                                                                    Saying you would prefer to marry a rich person isn't a bad thing. It's honest at the very least.
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                                                                    • SCORE Ralph
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                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 2090

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Buddy
                                                                      What she doesn?t want:
                                                                      Someone who?s bald or starting to get bald.
                                                                      Someone that smells funny.
                                                                      Someone that takes a lot of drugs.
                                                                      Someone that just wants to play around.
                                                                      Explain "a lot" of drugs?
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                                                                      • Narfle
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                                                                        • Dec 2006
                                                                        • 193

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by PR_Tom
                                                                        Saying you would prefer to marry a rich person isn't a bad thing. It's honest at the very least.
                                                                        And goes without saying.

                                                                        Whats being said here, however, is that she would ONLY want to marry a rich person, along with a lot of other criterias.

                                                                        This whole thing kinda reminds me of the high school dropout whining about the lack of interesting jobs available.

                                                                        The initial post was entirely about what demands the secretary has set, nothing about what she can offer. Its the stupidest sales pitch ever in this setting. Maybe it would have worked better if this wasnt a forum for pornographers.

                                                                        But here theres talk (and pics) about how much girls way hotter than her costs per day and if she does ass to mouth.

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                                                                        • crazyforyou
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                                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                                          • 172

                                                                          #37
                                                                          she doesn't has problem to find husband

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                                                                          • Adultnet
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                                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                                            • 8713

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by crazyforyou
                                                                            she doesn't has problem to find husband
                                                                            The woman got some needs..


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                                                                            • Rufchild
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                                                                              • Nov 2005
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by NoWhErE
                                                                              She's good in the sack... don't ask me why I know.
                                                                              Why do you know?

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                                                                              • Ayla_SquareTurtle
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                                                                                • Sep 2005
                                                                                • 3550

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Buddy

                                                                                What she doesn?t want:

                                                                                Someone that takes a lot of drugs.
                                                                                too bad about my cocaine and heroine addiction
                                                                                gone. long gone.

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                                                                                • AssPirate
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                                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                                  • 2135

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Does she have a weird syndrome? Is her face distorted due to hormones?

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                                                                                  • AssPirate
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Aug 2006
                                                                                    • 2135

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    She's the type of girl who wishes everything in a man, I wonder what she can put on the table. She looks like one of those vain girls. Next!

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                                                                                    • CDSmith
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                      • 51460

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I predict 3, maybe 4 divorces in her future.

                                                                                      Good luck.
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                                                                                      • pussyluver
                                                                                        Clueless OleMan
                                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                                        • 11009

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Not my type.

                                                                                        Besides mom won't let anyone else move into the basement..

                                                                                        Oh, what does she bring to the table? You left out a lot. Education for one?

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                                                                                        • Boobs
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                                                                                          #45

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                                                                                          • cranki
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                                                                                            • Feb 2005
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            she doesn't look too swedish to me ?! *confused*

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                                                                                            • GoddessCash
                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                              • Feb 2006
                                                                                              • 18

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by NoWhErE
                                                                                              I like the sound of your tune baby.

                                                                                              Hit me up so we can discuss a strictly physical relationship.
                                                                                              Sure after you send me your bank statements and a HIGH limit credit card in YOUR name for about a week.
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                                                                                              • Brad
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                                                                                                • Jan 2007
                                                                                                • 2510

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                that's a lot of requests. why doesn't she just pull an anna nichole smith if she just wants money.

                                                                                                ps. there are way hotter girls in sweden, that place is a gold mine for hot ladies, and they all have the natural thing going for them. I don't know about this one though.

                                                                                                One more thing... if youare trying to find a rich man, shouldn't you at least sell yourself a little bit? 3 pics isn't going to cut it. I'm not saying i need to see her nude, or even any more pics...maybe some info about yourself. Every girl likes to ride horses and travel and most cook so wtf? how about what her interests are, is she a retard? does she like chicks? what are her aspirations?
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                                                                                                • Rui
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                  • 9533

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  she needs to re-evaluate herself and see she is way way way overestimating her worth...

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                                                                                                  • Cassie
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                                                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                                                    • 3139

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by cardinalvices
                                                                                                    Noway, I like girls like that. They are not shining like Paris Hilton. They are shining from inside. She is cool.

                                                                                                    I'm tall, I speak several languages, I have all of my teeth.

                                                                                                    I wouldn't mind a free dinner, common babe, lets get out and eat, the dinner is on the house
                                                                                                    how would your wife feel about that? just curious since she probably has crazy hormones due to the fact that she's pregnant.
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