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  • Jolly Rancher
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2004
    • 1996

    #5201
    Q. Why do men want to marry virgins?

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    • Jolly Rancher
      So Fucking Banned
      • May 2004
      • 1996

      #5202
      A. They can't stand criticism.

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      • Jolly Rancher
        So Fucking Banned
        • May 2004
        • 1996

        #5203
        Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive

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        • Jolly Rancher
          So Fucking Banned
          • May 2004
          • 1996

          #5204
          caring and good-looking?

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          • SlickRick
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2003
            • 2849

            #5205
            You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
            . . . you wear knee-high stockings with a skirt.

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            • Jolly Rancher
              So Fucking Banned
              • May 2004
              • 1996

              #5206
              A: Because those men already have boyfriends.

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              • SlickRick
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2003
                • 2849

                #5207
                You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                . . . you follow the tractor pull circuit.

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                • Jolly Rancher
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • May 2004
                  • 1996

                  #5208
                  Q. What is a man's view of safe sex?

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                  • Jolly Rancher
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • May 2004
                    • 1996

                    #5209
                    A. A padded headboard.

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                    • SlickRick
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 2849

                      #5210
                      You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                      . . . you have more electronic equipment in your truck than in your house.

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                      • Jolly Rancher
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • May 2004
                        • 1996

                        #5211
                        Q. Do you know why women fake orgasm?

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                        • Oh Sheila
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 1404

                          #5212
                          Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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                          • Smokey The ßear
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 1144

                            #5213

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                            • cayne
                              My time is coming...
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 7475

                              #5214
                              can sb stop this thread?
                              If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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                              • Jolly Rancher
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • May 2004
                                • 1996

                                #5215
                                A. Because men fake foreplay.

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                                • SlickRick
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 2849

                                  #5216
                                  You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                  . . . your primary income involves pigs or manure.

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                                  • Oh Sheila
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2004
                                    • 1404

                                    #5217
                                    Originally posted by Smokey The ßear
                                    oh shit, clever
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                                    • Jolly Rancher
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 1996

                                      #5218
                                      Q. What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

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                                      • JamesK
                                        hi
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 16731

                                        #5219
                                        Nice, I'll join. Let me find some lyrics.
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                                        • SlickRick
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 2849

                                          #5220
                                          You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                          . . . your best sofa came out of a Chevrolet

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                                          • Jolly Rancher
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • May 2004
                                            • 1996

                                            #5221
                                            A. After a year

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                                            • Oh Sheila
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 1404

                                              #5222
                                              Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
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                                              • SlickRick
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 2849

                                                #5223
                                                You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                                . . . your favorite T-shirt is declared offensive in at least 13 states.

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                                                • Jolly Rancher
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 1996

                                                  #5224
                                                  the dog is still excited to see you.

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                                                  • Oh Sheila
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                    • 1404

                                                    #5225
                                                    If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
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                                                    • Jolly Rancher
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 1996

                                                      #5226
                                                      Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

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                                                      • JamesK
                                                        hi
                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                        • 16731

                                                        #5227
                                                        Rock a bye baby from the rooftop
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                                                        • SlickRick
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 2849

                                                          #5228
                                                          You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                                          . . . you were expelled from summer school.

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                                                          • Oh Sheila
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Apr 2004
                                                            • 1404

                                                            #5229
                                                            Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
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                                                            • Jolly Rancher
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • May 2004
                                                              • 1996

                                                              #5230
                                                              A It's not real bright

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                                                              • JamesK
                                                                hi
                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                • 16731

                                                                #5231
                                                                When the guns blow, your cradle gets rocked
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                                                                • SlickRick
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 2849

                                                                  #5232
                                                                  You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                                                  . . . you've ever been asked for your autograph at a rattlesnake roundup.

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                                                                  • Oh Sheila
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                    • 1404

                                                                    #5233
                                                                    If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
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                                                                    • Jolly Rancher
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                      • 1996

                                                                      #5234
                                                                      but its cheap

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                                                                      • JamesK
                                                                        hi
                                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                                        • 16731

                                                                        #5235
                                                                        When the earth quakes and the sky starts to fall
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                                                                        • SlickRick
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                          • 2849

                                                                          #5236
                                                                          You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                                                          . . . you attend a parent-teacher conference wearing flip-flops.

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                                                                          • Oh Sheila
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Apr 2004
                                                                            • 1404

                                                                            #5237
                                                                            6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
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                                                                            • Saint Nick
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                              • 129

                                                                              #5238
                                                                              New guy here... Can I play too?
                                                                              Good ol Saint Nick

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                                                                              • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                • May 2004
                                                                                • 1996

                                                                                #5239
                                                                                and spreads easy.

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                                                                                • SlickRick
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                  • 2849

                                                                                  #5240
                                                                                  You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
                                                                                  . . . your baby's crib mobile is made out of beer cans.

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                                                                                  • JamesK
                                                                                    hi
                                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                                    • 16731

                                                                                    #5241
                                                                                    Down will come emcees, fake shit and all!
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                                                                                    • Oh Sheila
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                      • 1404

                                                                                      #5242
                                                                                      Originally posted by Saint Nick
                                                                                      New guy here... Can I play too?
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                                                                                      • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • May 2004
                                                                                        • 1996

                                                                                        #5243
                                                                                        Q. What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg?

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                                                                                        • Saint Nick
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                          • 129

                                                                                          #5244
                                                                                          Like anyone is gonna read my very first post and say welcome
                                                                                          Good ol Saint Nick

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                                                                                          • JamesK
                                                                                            hi
                                                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                                                            • 16731

                                                                                            #5245
                                                                                            On top I be the show shot
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                                                                                            • Saint Nick
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                              • 129

                                                                                              #5246
                                                                                              Thanks Sheila...

                                                                                              what are the chances you'll let the new guy win the $250?
                                                                                              Good ol Saint Nick

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                                                                                              • Oh Sheila
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                                                • 1404

                                                                                                #5247
                                                                                                Originally posted by Wildcard
                                                                                                Down will come emcees, fake shit and all!
                                                                                                say again? LOL
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                                                                                                • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                  • 1996

                                                                                                  #5248
                                                                                                  we can make a lot of money.

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                                                                                                  • JamesK
                                                                                                    hi
                                                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                                                    • 16731

                                                                                                    #5249
                                                                                                    The bomb drop
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                                                                                                    • Yo Adrian
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                                      • 6326

                                                                                                      #5250
                                                                                                      lol
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