A. To feed the toilet duck! 
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A. To feed the toilet duck!
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Does fuzzy logic tickle?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses? 
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:D A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face.
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When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws? 
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A. practice.
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Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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A. To cover the valve stem. 
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Why is abbreviation such a long word?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? 
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What do they use to ship styrofoam?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
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What's another word for thesaurus?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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A. The blonde has the higher sperm count. 
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If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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A. They spread for the bread. 
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How did a fool and his money get together?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? 
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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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it's not time.
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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Q: Did you hear about the Irishman born with two left feet? 
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You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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A: He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips...
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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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A: Make him the designated driver. 
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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Q: What's green and bounces off the walls? 
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A: Ric O'Shea!! 
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You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Q. Did you hear Clinton doesn't use bookmarks? 
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A. He just bends over the pages....
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Q. Know how to make a Cat sound like a Dog?
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If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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A. Pour Gas on a Cat 
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and throw a match at it........ WOOF.
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Q. Know how to make a Dog sound like a Cat? 
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If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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A. Stick a Dog in a freezer for a day 
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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Then cut it with a band saw. MEEOOW.
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Q. What did the sea say to the shore? :D
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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