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Help, I think my neighbours just saw me masturbating!

02-23-2005, 12:39 PM

I was jerking off, and right after i came, i look outside thru the blinds. There is this one blind missing because it broke off this week which is really annoying. And I think I saw my neighbours who live across the street in front of their window. Just their contours. I tried waving at them to see if they waved back but they quickly disappeared. What the hell?
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02-23-2005, 12:40 PM

And you shared this with us because? ;)

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02-23-2005, 12:40 PM

Busted.

Who cares i beat my meat with the blinds up

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02-23-2005, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by sickkittens

And you shared this with us because? ;)

I'm not sure.. I live on my own and I just wanted to share it with somebody.
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02-23-2005, 12:42 PM

Odds are if only 1 blind was missing they didn't see you. You can see out but they probably can't see in.

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02-23-2005, 12:42 PM

you waved after they watched you jackoff? lol
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02-23-2005, 12:43 PM

ohh my God, but maybe they didn't saw you

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02-23-2005, 12:44 PM

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02-23-2005, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by sickkittens

Odds are if only 1 blind was missing they didn't see you. You can see out but they probably can't see in.

No it are those wide vertical ones. About 7" per blind. Not sure what you call them. And yes, I tried waving I had to found out if they were looking at me or not.
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02-23-2005, 12:46 PM

give a fuck, i dont.

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02-23-2005, 12:48 PM

oh god
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02-23-2005, 12:51 PM

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02-23-2005, 12:53 PM

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02-23-2005, 12:55 PM

they were whacking off to you whacking off, and you caught them.

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02-23-2005, 12:55 PM

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02-23-2005, 12:56 PM

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02-23-2005, 12:57 PM

LOL

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02-23-2005, 12:57 PM

they probably didn't see much, if you know what i mean

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02-23-2005, 12:59 PM

Originally posted by Wiggles

they were whacking off to you whacking off, and you caught them.

No way man you're sick, thats gross!!
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02-23-2005, 01:02 PM

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Busted.

Who cares i beat my meat with the blinds up

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02-23-2005, 01:02 PM

go and kill em no witness - no problem
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02-23-2005, 02:02 PM

Get ready to go to jail if they saw you and report you to the police.
Even if it was in your house and you didnt see them, you can still be arrested and housed for at least 35 days if the person who saw oyu wants to press charges. After 35 days you get a court date a few weeks later. Then you get to be housed until that court date if you arent able to pay the fine of $2000 for a class a misdimeaner. Look it up, you county laws should be online like mine are. So now you play the waiting game to see if the police come after you. The law wasnt clear on how long they have to report you. I am sure its a few weeks, if not more.

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02-23-2005, 02:05 PM

that would turn me on....

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02-23-2005, 02:07 PM

i usually do that shit on purpose. I love to deal with people that think they accidently caught me masturbating.. its a blast!!!
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02-23-2005, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by DirkG

Get ready to go to jail if they saw you and report you to the police.
Even if it was in your house and you didnt see them, you can still be arrested and housed for at least 35 days if the person who saw oyu wants to press charges. After 35 days you get a court date a few weeks later. Then you get to be housed until that court date if you arent able to pay the fine of $2000 for a class a misdimeaner. Look it up, you county laws should be online like mine are. So now you play the waiting game to see if the police come after you. The law wasnt clear on how long they have to report you. I am sure its a few weeks, if not more.

Wow, so you're an expert on laws in The Netherlands?

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02-23-2005, 02:13 PM

TIME to tape up that blind

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02-23-2005, 02:13 PM

sucks for you man.. they probably didnt see your little pecker anyway

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02-23-2005, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by Wiggles

they were whacking off to you whacking off, and you caught them.

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02-23-2005, 02:17 PM

I'm sure they called the cops and filed a complaint.

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02-23-2005, 02:19 PM

LMAO, Greatest thread ever

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02-23-2005, 02:22 PM

well, whatever gets you off!
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02-23-2005, 02:23 PM

i spunk out the window all the time to try and hit my peeping neighbours. they soon stop watching !
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02-23-2005, 02:23 PM

i once got caught having phone sex (masterbating) by a college professor ( i was a work-study secretary for the dept) and didnt think anyone was in the building. There was a small window on the office door, apparently he got quite the show When I went to use the bathroom down the hall he was standing outside the door & said "you're here awefully late this evening, business or pleasure" and gave me this shit eating grin, and my face turned purple and I said "i'm working on a paper for tomorrow" and bolted to the bathroom! lol I scored an A in his class the following semester though ;)

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02-23-2005, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by ssp

I was jerking off, and right after i came, i look outside thru the blinds. There is this one blind missing because it broke off this week which is really annoying. And I think I saw my neighbours who live across the street in front of their window. Just their contours. I tried waving at them to see if they waved back but they quickly disappeared. What the hell?

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02-23-2005, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by brand0n

give a fuck, i dont.
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02-23-2005, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
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02-23-2005, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by thefool

lol I scored an A in his class the following semester though ;)

Was that before of after sucking his dick?
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02-23-2005, 02:32 PM

did they take pictures?

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02-23-2005, 02:34 PM

Originally posted by hova

did they take pictures?

If they did, I guess we'll notice soon enough won't we? I just hope they aren't GFY members.
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02-23-2005, 02:51 PM

Originally posted by NoCarrier

Was that before of after sucking his dick?

Eeew no way, he was old! I have a huge problem dating older men, oldest guy I've slept with was 34 and he was the WORST of them all!!! Considering I was 20 in college and the professor was like 50 who saw me, he'd have had to find a way to give me a 4.0 GPA across the board, pay for my tuition, AND hook me up with his son! lol

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02-23-2005, 02:53 PM

Like my mom always said.... is that where you want to be when Jesus returns?

Lol, that sux man. Be more careful next time. And who knows, maybe they were impressed!
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02-23-2005, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by InkedUpMess

LMAO, Greatest thread ever

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02-23-2005, 07:07 PM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

Too funny.

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02-23-2005, 07:48 PM

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02-23-2005, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by brand0n

give a fuck, i dont.

I'll second that, its not like they saw you murder someone, its just jerking off...

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02-23-2005, 07:52 PM

you should go next door and knock and ask if they can help you out next time

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02-23-2005, 07:55 PM

okay so basically what you're trying to say is they saw your hand move up and down, and then their son went and grabbed a telescope to see what the fuck you were doing... and THEN you got "owned"

correct?

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02-23-2005, 07:55 PM

You sick fuck..next time I'm calling the cops

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02-23-2005, 09:22 PM

Nice to do it while being watched.
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