Its been awhile since I've seen a good yo mama jokes thread.
I'll start
Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...
I'll start
Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...
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Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!sig too big -
haha we did a contest way back... wonder where that thread went. I forgot who won.Comment
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Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
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yo mamma jeans so tight when she got a quarter in her pocket you can read the date.
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Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!sig too bigComment
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Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"Insert Sig HereComment
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Yo momma's so fat her blood type is ragu.Comment
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Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."Comment
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Yo mama's so ugly she tried to take a bath but the water jumped out!Comment
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Nice! Keep 'em coming!
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Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."Insert Sig HereComment
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Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team.Insert Sig HereComment
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Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.Insert Sig HereComment
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Yo mama's so ugly people go out as her for Halloween!Comment
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ur mommas so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the houseComment
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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!Comment
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Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!Comment
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Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.Comment
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We get a lot of them. YoMama is in the top 3 for popularity.
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Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcom X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!Last edited by Firehorse; 05-23-2004, 02:15 AM.Comment
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