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  • SlickCash Sarah
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    • Feb 2004
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    #1

    You Americans make me laugh my ass off!

    Why is it that whenever I meet Amercians, they ask me one or all of the following questions about Canadians:

    1. Do you ride a dogsled to work?
    2. Why do you say "aboot" instead of about?
    3. Do you guys have Mountied police officers everywhere ?(although we do some places)
    4. I heard its so cold that you have to wear Parkas, and Moccasins in the winter time. Is that true?
    5. Do you live in igloos?
    6. Do you see beavers living in our backyard?

    Everytime I meet an American they ask me about one of those things....Do they teach you about Canada in school over there? Or the climate and geography of the different provinces?

    Let me know....I think its funny
  • SMG
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    #2
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    • mary34d
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      #3
      I remember laughing about this with you at the Atlanta show


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      • SlickCash Sarah
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        #4
        Originally posted by mary34d
        I remember laughing about this with you at the Atlanta show
        Its very true..I get these questions all the time...

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        • freeadultcontent
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          • Oct 2002
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          #5
          They dont teach us anything in school, we learn from tv and the movies. Maybe your Government should do some Canadian fact commericals in America.

          By the way do you personally condone bears and women dating?

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          • Furious_Male
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            #6
            I live in WNY and get asked all the same questions with exception to 2 and 6.
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            • goBigtime
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              #7
              Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah

              Everytime I meet an American they ask me about one of those things....Do they teach you about Canada in school over there? Or the climate and geography of the different provinces?
              No.

              The only geography they teach in school these days is that there are dragons in all countries other than America. Stay in America and stay safe.. don't worry about the rest of the world, it's all evil and dragon-filled.

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              • Rictor
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                • Jan 2001
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                #8
                I find it hard to believe that Americans are actually interested enough in Canada to ask you questions.

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                • BradM
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                  • Dec 2003
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                  #9
                  They don't teach anything in school there.
                  I heard in Washington they don't even teach world geography. It is just US geography.

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                  • ADL Colin
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                    • Feb 2001
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                    #10
                    I don't know but all Americans are fat rednecks who wave rebel flags, own guns, drink beer, can't find Iraq on a map and are brainwashed by CNN.


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                    • Drunken Sam
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
                      Why is it that whenever I meet Amercians, they ask me one or all of the following questions about Canadians:

                      1. Do you ride a dogsled to work?
                      2. Why do you say "aboot" instead of about?
                      3. Do you guys have Mountied police officers everywhere ?(although we do some places)
                      4. I heard its so cold that you have to wear Parkas, and Moccasins in the winter time. Is that true?
                      5. Do you live in igloos?
                      6. Do you see beavers living in our backyard?

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                      • StuartD
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                        #12
                        It's ok.. most of them think that Toronto is the capitol of Canada...
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                        • SlickCash Sarah
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                          They dont teach us anything in school, we learn from tv and the movies. Maybe your Government should do some Canadian fact commericals in America.

                          By the way do you personally condone bears and women dating?
                          Did you mean to say "Beavers and women dating.."?
                          If you did, then the answer is YES...Hey, do what works for you!

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                          • ADL Colin
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by mary34d
                            I remember laughing about this with you at the Atlanta show

                            Which question did you ask? ;-) ;-)


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                            • gornyhuy
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                              #15
                              Why DO you say aboot?

                              "get oot of tooown you hosers."

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                              • Doc911
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                                • SlickCash Sarah
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Colin
                                  Which question did you ask? ;-) ;-)
                                  I cant remember what question she asked me in Atlanta..Mary..do you remember?

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                                  • Gabriel
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah

                                    6. Do you see beavers living in our backyard?

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                                    • Corleone
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                                      #19
                                      5. Do you live in igloos?

                                      hahahaha

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                                      • BradM
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                        Why DO you say aboot?

                                        "get oot of tooown you hosers."
                                        We don't. I clearly say about.

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                                        • SlickCash Sarah
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                          Why DO you say aboot?

                                          "get oot of tooown you hosers."
                                          We aren't from Minesoooooota....but that was funny as hell!

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                                          • rickholio
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                                            #22
                                            I have a theory... about the climate misunderstanding, anyways.

                                            I, like many other nucks, see the tide of yank vehicles coming north every summer, usually with skis (!!) strapped to their roofs... and yes, occasionally the odd snowmobile on a trailer. They invariably look confused when they get here.

                                            My theory is based on watching an american city's local weather guy. On his map, the US temps are all in Fahrenheit. On the Canadian side, they're all in Celsius. So anyone looking at the map and not aware of metric (like a good portion of the US, probably) thinks that Canada is ALWAYS below freezing, except in particularly hot months... and that by crossing the border on a typical spring/early summer day you'll drop 50+ degrees (going from 72 to 20) as soon as you get out of customs.

                                            I also theorize that beer down there is so crappy because of the wide availability of firearms... you can't get into a serious shootout when you're forced to go to the washroom every 5 minutes, and by the time you get back you've already sobered up from what little inebriation you've built up.
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                                            • ADL Colin
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                                              #23
                                              7. Why do Canadians end statements like they are questions.

                                              This is a statement, eh?


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                                              • Phoenix
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                                                #24
                                                i think most people are just testing you


                                                no one is really that dumb...are they?
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                                                • Matrix
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BradM
                                                  They don't teach anything in school there.
                                                  I heard in Washington they don't even teach world geography. It is just US geography.
                                                  Not true, I grew up Washington and we had Pacific Northwest History, US History and World History/Geography. But we also learned that we could drive a short ways to BC and drink at a much earlier age, so some of us considered that our Canadian history
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                                                  • SlickCash Sarah
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by rickholio
                                                    I have a theory... about the climate misunderstanding, anyways.

                                                    I, like many other nucks, see the tide of yank vehicles coming north every summer, usually with skis (!!) strapped to their roofs... and yes, occasionally the odd snowmobile on a trailer. They invariably look confused when they get here.

                                                    My theory is based on watching an american city's local weather guy. On his map, the US temps are all in Fahrenheit. On the Canadian side, they're all in Celsius. So anyone looking at the map and not aware of metric (like a good portion of the US, probably) thinks that Canada is ALWAYS below freezing, except in particularly hot months... and that by crossing the border on a typical spring/early summer day you'll drop 50+ degrees (going from 72 to 20) as soon as you get out of customs.

                                                    I also theorize that beer down there is so crappy because of the wide availability of firearms... you can't get into a serious shootout when you're forced to go to the washroom every 5 minutes, and by the time you get back you've already sobered up from what little inebriation you've built up.
                                                    This is the BEST theory by far I've heard. Rick, you have made a definate breakthrough....Cheers to that!

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                                                    • candyflip
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                                                      #27
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                                                      • Fletch XXX
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
                                                        Why is it that whenever I meet Amercians, they ask me one or all of the following questions about Canadians:

                                                        1. Do you ride a dogsled to work?
                                                        2. Why do you say "aboot" instead of about?
                                                        3. Do you guys have Mountied police officers everywhere ?(although we do some places)
                                                        4. I heard its so cold that you have to wear Parkas, and Moccasins in the winter time. Is that true?
                                                        5. Do you live in igloos?
                                                        6. Do you see beavers living in our backyard?

                                                        Everytime I meet an American they ask me about one of those things....Do they teach you about Canada in school over there? Or the climate and geography of the different provinces?

                                                        Let me know....I think its funny
                                                        sounds like you have only met stupid americans.

                                                        i wouldnt ask any of the above, nor would anyone i know.

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                                                        • SlickCash Sarah
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                          i think most people are just testing you


                                                          no one is really that dumb...are they?
                                                          Listen brad..I don't wanna name name's but YES...I was asked each of those questions SERIOUSLY at least once in Atlanta..some of them several times, by several different people. I think its funny though.

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                                                          • WebTitan
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                            sounds like you have only met stupid americans.

                                                            i wouldnt ask any of the above, nor would anyone i know.
                                                            my thoughts too. maybe you need to broaden your circle of american friends?

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                                                            • Phoenix
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
                                                              Listen brad..I don't wanna name name's but YES...I was asked each of those questions SERIOUSLY at least once in Atlanta..some of them several times, by several different people. I think its funny though.
                                                              i thnk you owe it to everyone to name names.


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                                                              • Ironhorse
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                                                It's ok.. most of them think that Toronto is the capitol of Canada...
                                                                Hmm .. I thought it was Washington DC?

                                                                And Sarah, my guess is everyone is making fun of you with those questions, just for reference..
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                                                                • VirtuMike
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                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • SlickCash Sarah
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Ironhorse
                                                                    Hmm .. I thought it was Washington DC?

                                                                    And Sarah, my guess is everyone is making fun of you with those questions, just for reference..
                                                                    Honestly, I wish they were just teasing me...but sadly...that wasn't the case. I can take a good Canadian joke just like the next Canuck. I was honestly curious to find out if they teach Canadian geography, or world geography in schools over there.

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                                                                    • HammerALL
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                                                                      • beergood
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        All I know about Canada is they're a bunch of rabid redneck homosexuals who we wouldn't let into the union. Kinda like mexico but with less sand and more snow.
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                                                                        • smokingdawn
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          LOL...those are funny..well are they true? lol

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                                                                          • freeadultcontent
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
                                                                            Did you mean to say "Beavers and women dating.."?
                                                                            If you did, then the answer is YES...Hey, do what works for you!
                                                                            No I mean bears, that Canadian bear is always hooking up with chicks in those beer comericals.

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                                                                            • SlickCash Sarah
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by beergood
                                                                              All I know about Canada is they're a bunch of rabid redneck homosexuals who we wouldn't let into the union. Kinda like mexico but with less sand and more snow.
                                                                              "Rabid rednecks.."....last time I checked the KKK hasn't made an appearance in this neck of the woods. We are far from rednecks honey.

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                                                                              • SlickCash Sarah
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                                                                                No I mean bears, that Canadian bear is always hooking up with chicks in those beer comericals.
                                                                                OHHHH...THAT Canadian bear..Yah, he gets all the hotties. I got no problem with inter-species dating at all.

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                                                                                • merlin77
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  personally, one of my favorites has always been..."oh your from Canada? I know this guy that lives there, his name is Bill, do you know him?"
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                                                                                  • Phoenix
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
                                                                                    "Rabid rednecks.."....last time I checked the KKK hasn't made an appearance in this neck of the woods. We are far from rednecks honey.
                                                                                    actually im not proud of this...but the founding chapter of the kkk in canada was from Barrie
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                                                                                    • ADL Colin
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by beergood
                                                                                      Canada ... who we wouldn't let into the union.
                                                                                      Actually, there was an open offer to Canada in the Articles of Confederation to join the union.


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                                                                                      • SlickCash Sarah
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by merlin77
                                                                                        personally, one of my favorites has always been..."oh your from Canada? I know this guy that lives there, his name is Bill, do you know him?"
                                                                                        YAH...I totally forgot to put that one in there. Its funny cause when I was in the airport in Atlanta coming home, one of the baggage claim guys was like "Your from Toronto..My girl lives in Toronto....You know her? She works as a parole officer in a prison there. "....I just about died laughing.

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                                                                                        • baddog
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                                          Don't the usually ask you what PPS means too?

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                                                                                          • SlickCash Sarah
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                            Is this your way of flirting with me baby?? LMAO

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                                                                                            • baddog
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
                                                                                              Listen brad..I don't wanna name name's but YES...I was asked each of those questions SERIOUSLY at least once in Atlanta..some of them several times, by several different people. I think its funny though.
                                                                                              I have a feeling people are just testing your gullibility . . . . you passed

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                                                                                              • MetaMan
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
                                                                                                "Rabid rednecks.."....last time I checked the KKK hasn't made an appearance in this neck of the woods. We are far from rednecks honey.
                                                                                                in Alberta near the american boarder there is a big KKK camp, its the headquarters in Canada,

                                                                                                there isnt that many KKK left but yes there is still camps set up.

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                                                                                                • Morphius
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Canada? Never heard of it.

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                                                                                                  • XxXotic
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                                                    Don't the usually ask you what PPS means too?
                                                                                                    i had that same conversation
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