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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:36 AM

I can't control this paranoia

**David!** · 05-21-2004, 06:36 AM

I am PussyMan

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:36 AM

they haven't met!

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:37 AM

I'll have to get a show biz lawyer

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:37 AM

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:37 AM

Kill smash smash thrill spill drive fight bite trap scream tear

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:38 AM

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:38 AM

Tent! Tent! Tent! Tent!

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:39 AM

A. Humpme Dumpme

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:39 AM

You'll be laughing like a lunatic

**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:39 AM

That just got away

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:40 AM

A. More leg-room!

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:40 AM

Howling like a hypocrite

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:40 AM

Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:40 AM

At an auto-da-fe

**DVTimes** · 05-21-2004, 06:41 AM

**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:41 AM

I'm gonna get you in my tent tent tent tent tent

**shoot2thrill** · 05-21-2004, 06:41 AM

ummm....this shit still going strong..crazy shit...i tell ya

did i miss anyting in the previous 70 or so posts???? :D

**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:41 AM

We'll find out where the woozle went went went went went

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:42 AM

Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:42 AM

We'll fill his footprints with cement ment ment ment

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:42 AM

A. Fertilized

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**iDiz** · 05-21-2004, 06:43 AM

Who is the winer?

**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:43 AM

We'll dance the tango in my tent

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:43 AM

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:43 AM

[Repeat many times and fade]

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:43 AM

A. More headroom

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:44 AM

*"nc" indicates no chord is to be played.

**VeriSexy** · 05-21-2004, 06:44 AM

**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:44 AM

**Seventh chords can be substituted for

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:45 AM

A. Because everyone gets a turn.

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:45 AM

the C and G chords throughout the song,

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:45 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:46 AM

A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:46 AM

since the song generally has a very "seventh"

**iDiz** · 05-21-2004, 06:46 AM

More...!

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:46 AM

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:46 AM

feel about it. Experiment for yourself!

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:47 AM

A. The more you bang it

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:47 AM

The party was nice the party was pumping

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:47 AM

the looser it gets!

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:48 AM

And everybody having a ball

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:48 AM

Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:48 AM

Till them man them start they name calling

**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:49 AM

Then them girls respond to the call

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:49 AM

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:50 AM

I hear a woman shout out?

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:50 AM

A. An airbag.

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:50 AM

Last year in the dance you had a ball

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:52 AM

A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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