Have you ever been in a fist fight with a Clown? I'm talking about a Clown in full makeup and costume, maybe even holding a bunch of balloons?
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No but I should would like to. I bet I could take the motherfucker.
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I might pay to watch that. If you start a site with that theme, let me know!
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Originally posted by EviLGuY
No but I should would like to. I bet I could take the motherfucker.
What if he had one of those big red noses (that honk when you squeeze it) . . . and it honked every time you punched him in the face? Would that distract you?
Would you worry that his clown makeup might act like the Vaseline that boxers put on their face during a match, helping your punches glance off his big dumb face.Comment
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Originally posted by Oncle_Benny
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Now I really WOULD pay to see it!Originally posted by BigG
What if he had one of those big red noses (that honk when you squeeze it) . . . and it honked every time you punched him in the face? Would that distract you?
Would you worry that his clown makeup might act like the Vaseline that boxers put on their face during a match, helping your punches glance off his big dumb face.
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Originally posted by Trixie Racer
I might pay to watch that. If you start a site with that theme, let me know!
Would you prefer the fighters to be naked ???
Now that is sort of scary . . . a clown without clothes on, Ahhhh!Comment
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heheOriginally posted by Oncle_Benny
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My worst fear would be that the clown somehow throws a lucky punch that knocks me out and the local newspapers and television stations would be there to capture the moment.Comment
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no but it would be funny to see.. lol..
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Unless it's my favorite clown, Pennywise!Originally posted by EviLGuY
No but I should would like to. I bet I could take the motherfucker.
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hehehe i would love to tackle one But i'd rather beat the hell out of Chuck E Cheese
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No, but I cannot say that I am a fan of clowns. They're kinda freaky.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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I bitch slapped a clown about 6 years ago when I was working at a shopping mall (we went into the carpark to fight) but a warning to anyone clowns fight really dirty and they have sercurity cameras in the carpark. That was one job I got sacked from but hell it felt good. sadly they would not give me a copy of the tape I would love to have got that.
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ummmmm, no. but i am afraid of clowns there scareyOriginally posted by BigG
Have you ever been in a fist fight with a Clown? I'm talking about a Clown in full makeup and costume, maybe even holding a bunch of balloons?
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Originally posted by BigG
Have you ever been in a fist fight with a Clown? I'm talking about a Clown in full makeup and costume, maybe even holding a bunch of balloons?
Okay, now I know WHY I come to GFY. It's because of topics like this. No where on fucking EARTH would someone be concerned with something like this EXCEPT on GFY.
Of all the questions formulated since the dawn of human intellect this question above all should be engraved in stone and placed at the front of each city.
No, better, we should carve this into the Moon in big 100 mile long letters like in that episode of 'The Tick' when that guy with the chair head tried to carve 'CHAIR' in the moon with a bigass laser but got beat up and could only get 'CHA' spelled before the Tick kicked his ass.
I want a t-shirt with this on it.Comment
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Not yet but I think I will if one pisses me. of course, not in front of a bunch of kids.Comment
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thats what makes it funnyOriginally posted by papichulo
Not yet but I think I will if one pisses me. of course, not in front of a bunch of kids.
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I get in fist fights weekly at the bars I work as a bouncer at and mostly they act like clowns...no makeup though.CumSensei say: SEO traffic makes big boom boom.Comment
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Originally posted by papichulo
Not yet but I think I will if one pisses me. of course, not in front of a bunch of kids.
I'm laughed so hard reading this thread last night I couldn't get to sleep. And I wake up and read your post Papichulo. I won't be able to sleep for 2 days.
This is the funniest thing I've read in a longgggg time.Comment
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If we do the "engraving" idea, I think it is important that we include the detail about his big red nose honking every time you punch him in the face . . . I think that is an important detail (that I failed to include in the original question).Originally posted by Greg B
Of all the questions formulated since the dawn of human intellect this question above all should be engraved in stone and placed at the front of each city.
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Oh yeah! Remember that John Wayne Gacy dude serial killer guy? Used to go to children's parties as a clown? Offed something like over 30 dudes?Originally posted by jmarzlak
clowns are all child molesters anyway
Glad he didn't do it dressed as the Easter Bunny or I wouldn't be able to each chocolate again.Comment
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No.. they seem to be nice ..Comment
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Originally posted by Oncle_Benny
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Still the fuunniest question ever asked.
Hat's off!
You should see the look on people's faces when you ask them this.
A real topic starter especially when they answer 'yes'.Comment
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That is hilariousComment
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Ouch.Comment
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Originally posted by BigG
My worst fear would be that the clown somehow throws a lucky punch that knocks me out and the local newspapers and television stations would be there to capture the moment. You would get famous for that..
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nah you would have that white makeup all over your knuckles...Insert Sig HereComment
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See!! See!!! Another funny response to this thread!!! It never ends!!! I'm laughing so hard I'm sneezing!Originally posted by ajpiii
nah you would have that white makeup all over your knuckles...
Can you see it on on one of those detective tv shows? " The Case Of The Punched Out Clown " and at the end of the show they realize a guy with greasepaint on his knuckles is the culprit?
" Ya got me copper! Yeah I punched the clown out, how did ya finger me? "
" It was the greasepaint on your knuckles Rocky... A dead giveaway. That and the footprints leading away from the body were normal sized which said it wasn't a clown that did it. Also, his squirting flower is empty and your hair is wet. An open and shut case of Clown bashing. You're gonna go down hard Rocky, the chief don't take it when clowns get the deep six! "
"Layoff already gumshoe! He had it comin' he did! I told him to take a powder and he hit me with a giant compact puff fulla powder. Ruined me new sunday go to meetin' suit! I woulda let him have it right there but he got me with the squirtin' flower and I lost my aim! It's self defense I tell ya! "
" Sure, sure Rocky! That's what they all say! They're gonna send you up the river once and for all! "
" I'll get me a mouthpiece see! I'll get sprung! Then I'm comin' after you gumshoe and the rest of you clowns! Y'hear me? Ya ain't seen the end of Rocky! "
Dum-de-dum-dum...dum de dum dum dummmmmmmm!
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Originally posted by dunefield
There's Pennywise. I tell my kids that guy is in the sewers. You should see them walk around storm drains!Comment
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OMYGOD!!!!!
Now I know why this thread was so funny! I couldn't put my finger on it but it just hit me.
I DID have a fight with a clown! I really did!!!
It happened in '94. I was out on a date with a friend of mine ( famous bodybuilder babe ) and we had just seen Jurassic Park and we were walking across the street at the NY Library and suddenly I felt someone creeping up to my left. She gasped and there was a 'mime' imitating me as I was walking. I threw a left elbow and hit the dude and he stopped and ran back to the curb behind a cop. The cop laughed and several people laughed and I stood there in the middle of the street bugging out because I thought he was a mugger. I thought I broke his ribs! I was so embarrassed I totally forgot about it til tonight!
That's sooooo freakin' weird! I knew this thread was making me laugh for some reason and it took several days for me to remember!
So I guess I did have a fight with a clown.Comment
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So a mime isn't a terrible thing to waste?Originally posted by Greg B
OMYGOD!!!!!
Now I know why this thread was so funny! I couldn't put my finger on it but it just hit me.
I DID have a fight with a clown! I really did!!!
It happened in '94. I was out on a date with a friend of mine ( famous bodybuilder babe ) and we had just seen Jurassic Park and we were walking across the street at the NY Library and suddenly I felt someone creeping up to my left. She gasped and there was a 'mime' imitating me as I was walking. I threw a left elbow and hit the dude and he stopped and ran back to the curb behind a cop. The cop laughed and several people laughed and I stood there in the middle of the street bugging out because I thought he was a mugger. I thought I broke his ribs! I was so embarrassed I totally forgot about it til tonight!
That's sooooo freakin' weird! I knew this thread was making me laugh for some reason and it took several days for me to remember!
So I guess I did have a fight with a clown.Last edited by Warden; 05-23-2004, 10:57 PM.Comment
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Found no reason to fight with one, yet.
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Originally posted by Warden
So a mime isn't a terrible thing to waste?
D'OH!!!!!
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LMAOOriginally posted by KittyLix
hehehe i would love to tackle one But i'd rather beat the hell out of Chuck E Cheese
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