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  • born4porn
    FUKM ALL!
    • Jan 2004
    • 38781

    #2501
    stop trying to steal my money!

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    • Nanda
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2003
      • 5310

      #2502
      My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
      He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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      • Nanda
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2003
        • 5310

        #2503
        Whats another name for a push-up bra?
        False advertisement.
        My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
        He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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        • born4porn
          FUKM ALL!
          • Jan 2004
          • 38781

          #2504
          she put the Boogie man outta business.

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          • Steen2
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2004
            • 7662

            #2505
            light.
            ICQ: 2262.73945

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            • born4porn
              FUKM ALL!
              • Jan 2004
              • 38781

              #2506
              you mama so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

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              • Nanda
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2003
                • 5310

                #2507
                Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!
                My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                • born4porn
                  FUKM ALL!
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 38781

                  #2508
                  Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.

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                  • born4porn
                    FUKM ALL!
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 38781

                    #2509
                    Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.

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                    • Nanda
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 5310

                      #2510
                      One day a man walked in on his son masturbating. He said, "Now son, if you don't stop masterbuting, you'll go blind!" The son replies, "Hey dad! I'm over here!"
                      My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                      He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                      • muskrat
                        Registered User
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 27

                        #2511
                        last post

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                        • born4porn
                          FUKM ALL!
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 38781

                          #2512
                          Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses

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                          • born4porn
                            FUKM ALL!
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 38781

                            #2513
                            Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.

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                            • born4porn
                              FUKM ALL!
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 38781

                              #2514
                              Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.

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                              • mahoney
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2003
                                • 5318

                                #2515
                                oh please satan let it be me
                                Vegassexparty.com

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                                • born4porn
                                  FUKM ALL!
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 38781

                                  #2516
                                  Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.

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                                  • born4porn
                                    FUKM ALL!
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 38781

                                    #2517
                                    Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.

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                                    • David!
                                      By the wrath of Agamemnon
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 6501

                                      #2518
                                      .

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                                      • born4porn
                                        FUKM ALL!
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 38781

                                        #2519
                                        Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.

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                                        • born4porn
                                          FUKM ALL!
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 38781

                                          #2520
                                          Originally posted by PussyMan
                                          beautifal dogs!

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                                          • born4porn
                                            FUKM ALL!
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 38781

                                            #2521
                                            Yo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.

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                                            • born4porn
                                              FUKM ALL!
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 38781

                                              #2522
                                              Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

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                                              • born4porn
                                                FUKM ALL!
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 38781

                                                #2523
                                                Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.

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                                                • smokingdawn
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 2808

                                                  #2524
                                                  Did I win? lol

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                                                  • born4porn
                                                    FUKM ALL!
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 38781

                                                    #2525
                                                    Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!

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                                                    • Nanda
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 5310

                                                      #2526
                                                      My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                                      He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                                      • born4porn
                                                        FUKM ALL!
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 38781

                                                        #2527
                                                        Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.

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                                                        • born4porn
                                                          FUKM ALL!
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 38781

                                                          #2528
                                                          Originally posted by smokingdawn
                                                          Did I win? lol
                                                          not yet! :orglaugh

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                                                          • HAPPYPEEKERS
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                            • 7566

                                                            #2529
                                                            THE END :-)
                                                            Please Read All Of My Posts In A Sarcastic Tone So You Get The Full Effect!!



                                                            HappyPeekers - April

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                                                            • Nanda
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                              • 5310

                                                              #2530
                                                              Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.
                                                              My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                                              He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                                              • Steen2
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                • 7662

                                                                #2531
                                                                Originally posted by deeprubs' wife
                                                                THE END :-)
                                                                ^
                                                                ICQ: 2262.73945

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                                                                • Nanda
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 5310

                                                                  #2532
                                                                  Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
                                                                  My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                                                  He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                                                  • born4porn
                                                                    FUKM ALL!
                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                    • 38781

                                                                    #2533
                                                                    Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.

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                                                                    • Nanda
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                      • 5310

                                                                      #2534
                                                                      How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?
                                                                      You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!
                                                                      My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                                                      He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                                                      • Steen2
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                        • 7662

                                                                        #2535
                                                                        ICQ: 2262.73945

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                                                                        • born4porn
                                                                          FUKM ALL!
                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 38781

                                                                          #2536
                                                                          Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.

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                                                                          • Nanda
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                                            • 5310

                                                                            #2537
                                                                            Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
                                                                            My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                                                            He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                                                            • born4porn
                                                                              FUKM ALL!
                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 38781

                                                                              #2538
                                                                              Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.

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                                                                              • Nanda
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                                • 5310

                                                                                #2539
                                                                                Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her!
                                                                                My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                                                                He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                                                                • Webmastb8tor
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                  • 115

                                                                                  #2540
                                                                                  This thread is heterosexual.

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                                                                                  • born4porn
                                                                                    FUKM ALL!
                                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                                    • 38781

                                                                                    #2541
                                                                                    Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

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                                                                                    • Nanda
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                      • 5310

                                                                                      #2542
                                                                                      Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
                                                                                      My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                                                                      He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                                                                      • Nanda
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                                                        • 5310

                                                                                        #2543
                                                                                        Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!
                                                                                        My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                                                                        He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                                                                        • born4porn
                                                                                          FUKM ALL!
                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                          • 38781

                                                                                          #2544
                                                                                          Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

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                                                                                          • Nanda
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                                                            • 5310

                                                                                            #2545
                                                                                            The only difference between your mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around!
                                                                                            My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                                                                            He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                                                                            • born4porn
                                                                                              FUKM ALL!
                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                              • 38781

                                                                                              #2546
                                                                                              Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.

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                                                                                              • Nanda
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                                                • 5310

                                                                                                #2547
                                                                                                Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.
                                                                                                My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                                                                                He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                                                                                • born4porn
                                                                                                  FUKM ALL!
                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                  • 38781

                                                                                                  #2548
                                                                                                  Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies.

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                                                                                                  • Nanda
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                                                    • 5310

                                                                                                    #2549
                                                                                                    Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!
                                                                                                    My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                                                                                    He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                                                                                    • born4porn
                                                                                                      FUKM ALL!
                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                      • 38781

                                                                                                      #2550
                                                                                                      Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

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