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Old 02-21-2005, 06:29 PM  
SmokeyTheBear
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:stop ATTENTION secret service & F.B.I.

I have been told your investigating the recent attack on t-mobil and the leak of paris hiltons sidekick phone book.

I also have a case i need you to investigate.

#1 I have been recieving telephone calls from my telephone company trying to sell me on their new internet service offer. The problem is, i already have a better internet service and fast and i have explained numerous times for them not to call me. My number is unlisted so im assuming you will be confiscating their website as a result . please refer too att.com this is the offending company. You may have heard of them. Please take their website down and tell them to stop calling me , i'm not buying their internet ever.

#2 Recently i fell asleep with a half full glass of tequila next to me, but when i awoke to my dismay the glass was empty. There is no way someone could have drank it without my waking . So im sure there must be some terrorist connection here. Please investigate this matter.
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