Another Canadian Customs story. (Long Post)

We may not have a military,but we know how to piss off you yanks

Long thread indeed...

So no double anal>>?

Sheesh man.. they realy bust your chops in BC. Must be the big import/export biz there!!

WTF was the prob with the calenders? They did not want peopel to know what the date was? I had no idea having a picture of someting was wrong....

You people have to learn to wipe your asses before crossing borders. Don't complain about getting it, when you are asking for it.

In 1989, my, then, lady and I were flown to NY, NY so she could do a shoot for Velvet. She had some brand spankin' new custom leather pants, that were bitchin'. I road her ass, until she packed the receipt.

When we returned, the customs dudes made like doggies, sniffin' the new leather.

They pulled us over. I had $300 in porn which was scarce as an 18 year old virgin at the time. I buddie up to the customs dude and ask if his woman does what she is told. We are in sync as I explain how she knawed my ass over my insisting that she pack the receipt that we produce.

He smiled and waved us threw.

Still have all those tapes....