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Ok ok ok.
Just to let you know, EVIL (and I mean EVIL) companies have put these save EVIL micro-waves into COMMON household items!
Do you use WI-FI? (Commonly known as 'wire-less') - look out, it spits out microwaves. Make sure you keep your hubs away from your coffee, cos it will change it into potatoes.
Do you use a cell/cordless phone? These things put out MICRO-WAVES to! Here's PROOF: Everyone turns into an asshole when they use cellphones, it's the micro-waves.
Or how about the inter-web? It's transmitted from place to place with MICRO-WAVES. I bet it's MICRO-SOFT who's doing it.
and YOU CANT EVEN WEAR A TIN FOIL HAT - because these companies are so evil, they make micro-waves that detect foil and SPARK YOU TO DEATH!
Best go live in a woven grass hut before your life energy strangles you.
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