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Originally Posted by galleryseek
"Ten Reasons to Throw out your Microwave Oven
From the conclusions of the Swiss, Russian and German scientific clinical studies, we can no longer ignore the microwave oven sitting in our kitchens. Based on this research, we will conclude this article with the following:
1. Continually eating food processed from a microwave oven causes long term - permanent - brain damage by "shorting out" electrical impulses in the brain [de-polarizing or de-magnetizing the brain tissue].
2. The human body cannot metabolize [break down] the unknown by-products created in microwaved food.
3. Male and female hormone production is shut down and/or altered by continually eating microwaved foods.
4. The effects of microwaved food by-products are residual [long term, permanent] within the human body.
5. Minerals, vitamins, and nutrients of all microwaved food is reduced or altered so that the human body gets little or no benefit, or the human body absorbs altered compounds that cannot be broken down.
6. The minerals in vegetables are altered into cancerous free radicals when cooked in microwave ovens.
7. Microwaved foods cause stomach and intestinal cancerous growths [tumors]. This may explain the rapidly increased rate of colon cancer in America.
8. The prolonged eating of microwaved foods causes cancerous cells to increase in human blood.
9. Continual ingestion of microwaved food causes immune system deficiencies through lymph gland and blood serum alterations.
10. Eating microwaved food causes loss of memory, concentration, emotional instability, and a decrease of intelligence.
Have you tossed out your microwave oven yet?"
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Mythbusters indeed ladies and gentlemen. I call bullshit on this. If you did actually watch mythbusters, you would know that microwaves are
SHIELDED and
DO NOTimpart any sort of mystical radiation into your snacks.
Microwaves = good
So let me start shooting holes through this bullshit allready.
1) food that is microwaved IS NOT magnetized or charged as a result of microwave cooking. All microwaves do is make water molecules in your food vibrate madly, which causes heat. They are specifically tuned to the resonant frequency of water molecules to do so. There is no mystery radiation, it is just heating the water in the food.
2) Unknown products? what are you fucking morons on about. Microwaves just heat the water molecules in the food. That IS ALL. No chemical change. You need chemical change for byproducts.
3) hormone production shut down? what the fuck are these morons on about? I stress, when you eat microwaved food, you are just eating the hot version of what you microwaved. Nothing more, nothing less. No weird chemicals or radiation to do such things to your body.
4) residual effects from microwaved food? absolute shit agian. We allready know that microwaves do not impart any sort of radiation into food. They simply heat it by exciting the water molecules. Microwaves certainly dont create any substances like mercury.. other heavey metals that stay in your system etc... on your food when you cook it. And as I said.. no radiation.
5) minerals and vitamins broken down when the food is heated (because thats what microwaves do) well.. possibly.. but your oven, hotplates and toaster do exactly the same thing.. heat the food... what is their point?
6) no, idiots. There is no radioactive material to start off with.
7) microwaves make the food you cook carcinogenic? fuck off. The substances in the food will be no more carcinogenic after microwaving than they were before.
8) prolonged concumption of microwaved food increases cancerous cells in your blood? refer to the above. MICROWAVES DO NOT CREATE CARCINOGENS
9) for fucks sake, microwaved food does not have the ability to cause mutations/changes within the human body.
10) memory loss etc ... no. no evidence to support this... not even a reason to suggest this may be true. As I said before. Microwaves HEAT your food. That is ALL.
If you take a look at the folowing
"A more specific analysis
1. A breakdown of the human "life-energy field" in those who were exposed to microwave ovens while in operation, with side-effects to the human energy field of increasingly longer duration;
Now as soon as you see "life-energy field" you know this is going to be a load of bullshit. Noone talks about "life-energy fields" aside irrational uneducated shits who like to believe that there are groundbreaking conspiracies like microwaves harming people.
I HATE idiots.
thankyou.