And the angels did come upon to him with a message. Though the shepherds were frightened, the angels spoke with reassurance, ?Be not afraid, we bring glorious news:
FLASHCA$H has launched a brand new site!
Rejoice!!! Hal-a-Lujah!!!?
It's TRUE!
The angels, once known for their frequent practical jokes, speak the truth this time.
?TeensHomeAlone.com? is a brand new EXCLUSIVE content site from FLASHCA$H. The members area on flashcash.com has banners, FHGs and everything you need to start making cash.
You could ask the shepherds, but as soon as they heard the good news, they quickly logged on to the closest wireless network and began masturbating feverishly to the new site. (The sheep may finally get a good night's sleep in?knowing that the shepherds' desires are being satisfied in cyberspace.)
So if you have Reality or Teen traffic,
get on this NOW! This thing is converting like mad.