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  • howard
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    • Feb 2002
    • 1827

    #1

    silk robe, candles, incents & barry white

    My gf of 5 months is downstairs..

    I shower, get in a silk robe, light candles & incents and put on a Barry white cd..

    She comes upstairs, I get her into bed--undress her and we start making out. In between kisses I stare directly in her eyes, touch her face, tell her how beautiful she is to me, tell her that I love her..

    30 minutes go by and were still kissing and looking directly into each others eyes--no foreplay other than kissing--we start to make love ( when a barry white cd is and your having sex its making love not fucking)...

    Were making love now close to 30 miutes--still kissing and through all this time direct eye to eye contact. I am on top and we have the blanket covering us up to my shoulders. In a romantic way I pull the blanket up furthur and further so it is completley over both our heads..With the candles glowing we can still see..

    I starting making out locking my lips on to her so that she can only breathe through her nose..

    And out she comes.. A 5 second semi wet fart. I do not stop the sex or making out. and therefore I made her achieve total consumption....

    Thi is a completly true story and perfect directions on how to dust thy oven....I could not be any prouder...It is definetly a moment my girl and I will never forget...

    Btw--she is still with me and if anything respects me even more now...
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  • Boogie3
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    • Feb 2004
    • 816

    #2
    What??????
    How ya like my sig?

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    • LauraLee
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      • Sep 2003
      • 3821

      #3
      i wanted to marry you up until about 3/4 of the way down the post

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      • Tala
        Fucked if I know
        • Dec 2002
        • 23368

        #4
        Originally posted by LauraLee
        i wanted to marry you up until about 3/4 of the way down the post
        Not marry, but I'd be willing to go for a one nighter...until then.

        And can we swap out the Barry White to maybe some Type O Negative or some such?

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        • howard
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          • Feb 2002
          • 1827

          #5
          Originally posted by Tala
          Not marry, but I'd be willing to go for a one nighter...until then.

          And can we swap out the Barry White to maybe some Type O Negative or some such?
          Thanks girls---I am truly romantic--its not normal procedure-I didn't plan the fart---it just happened...and it is the first time I have ever done it in my 41 years of life...

          BTW-- she is a high maintenace jewsih girl which made it even better...cmon--you have to have guts to do it!!!
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          • JFK
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            • Jan 2002
            • 67369

            #6
            get used to it farts are here to stay, Girlfriends come and go ! The real ones stick around

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            • howard
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              • Feb 2002
              • 1827

              #7
              Originally posted by Tala
              Not marry, but I'd be willing to go for a one nighter...until then.

              And can we swap out the Barry White to maybe some Type O Negative or some such?

              Tala---my appologies hun---I don't do 1 nighters....Your a beautiful girl but I just don't give myself up for just anyone... I know I am somewhat primative but usaully I like to wait at least 1 month before sex....
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              • Brat
                Got MIDs?
                • Jan 2003
                • 1545

                #8
                ew.

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                • Tala
                  Fucked if I know
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 23368

                  #9
                  Originally posted by howard
                  Tala---my appologies hun---I don't do 1 nighters....Your a beautiful girl but I just don't give myself up for just anyone... I know I am somewhat primative but usaully I like to wait at least 1 month before sex....
                  I wouldn't ask you to give up your honey for me. I wouldn't give up mine for you.

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                  • doober
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                    • Jul 2003
                    • 6984

                    #10
                    id give it all up if you guys would stop making these posts

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                    • Tala
                      Fucked if I know
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 23368

                      #11
                      Originally posted by doober
                      id give it all up if you guys would stop making these posts

                      Damn, you're easy. Do you do video as well?

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                      • iFliPcEss
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                        • Dec 2003
                        • 3087

                        #12
                        will you marry me?

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                        • PrivateIvy
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                          • Oct 2003
                          • 4257

                          #13
                          Originally posted by JFK
                          get used to it farts are here to stay, Girlfriends come and go ! The real ones stick around
                          good one LMAO

                          Ivy

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                          • DR_PHIL
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                            • Oct 2002
                            • 4099

                            #14
                            score!

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                            • Sarah_Jayne
                              Now with more Jayne
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 40077

                              #15
                              life happens..if you can't deal with it happening during sex/making love then I say you are taking it too seriously. I would have just giggled a bit and kept on going.

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                              • aimeesweet
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                                • Oct 2003
                                • 2917

                                #16
                                lol...under the blankets too!!!

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                                • NikkiNevada
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                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 1128

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by LauraLee
                                  i wanted to marry you up until about 3/4 of the way down the post
                                  Me too
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                                  • smokingdawn
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                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 2808

                                    #18
                                    LOL..you had me til the end

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                                    • howard
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                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 1827

                                      #19
                                      Girls---don't your men light candles, put on romantic music kiss you and stare in your eyes?? Personally locking eyes on one another while kissing is the most romantic thing you can do...It shows your mate theat you pay attention, listen and care...
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                                      • howard
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                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 1827

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by smokingdawn
                                        LOL..you had me til the end
                                        what do you mean I had you??? It's exactly how the evening went. We lied in bed and still made love for hours afterwards....Its not as if the fart killed the evening--it was more like an intermision and time to go get more champaign..
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                                        • howard
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                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 1827

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by NikkiNevada
                                          Me too

                                          Ok--send me your resume.. I have been married twice so I have had a lot of practice...
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                                          • howard
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                                            • Feb 2002
                                            • 1827

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by aimeesweet
                                            lol...under the blankets too!!!
                                            damm right--but check this out--it would even be funnier if a hot chick did it!!!
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                                            • howard
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                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 1827

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                              life happens..if you can't deal with it happening during sex/making love then I say you are taking it too seriously. I would have just giggled a bit and kept on going.
                                              LIke I said before we took an intermission--I went downstairs and grabbed a 2nd bottle of korbel.
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                                              • howard
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                                                • Feb 2002
                                                • 1827

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by iFliPcEss
                                                will you marry me?
                                                please post resume
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