NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER wear blue jeans without underwear

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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #1

    NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER wear blue jeans without underwear

    ok, maybe the button fly ones you can wear without underwear, but not the zipper ones- if your'e a man never wear blue jeans without underwear.


    learnt a PAINFUL lesson tonight.
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
  • jmarzlak
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    • Jan 2004
    • 632

    #2
    yea thats something about mary type shit
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    • Stasia
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      • Apr 2004
      • 497

      #3
      LOL Did you zip it up in there? Or you have a trantula growing down there?

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      • punker barbie
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        • Nov 2003
        • 10232

        #4
        Originally posted by SleazyDream
        ok, maybe the button fly ones you can wear without underwear, but not the zipper ones- if your'e a man never wear blue jeans without underwear.


        learnt a PAINFUL lesson tonight.

        oh im sooooo sorry to hear man!!!
        that totally sucks!!!!!
        i think u should take some advil and relax......
        that must be VERY painful!
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        • newsdude
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          • Apr 2004
          • 1969

          #5
          Originally posted by SleazyDream
          ok, maybe the button fly ones you can wear without underwear, but not the zipper ones- if your'e a man never wear blue jeans without underwear.


          learnt a PAINFUL lesson tonight.

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          • TAMPA_TOKER
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            • May 2004
            • 1907

            #6


            I did that one time at the dog track. Was takeing a wizz and they called 1 minute to post time. Went to go zip up real quick and caught the head in the zipper. I could not get it unzipped. so i untucked my shirt and went to the window and placed my bet. Went back to the bathroom and screamed like a bitch when i finally yanked the zipper down and got it out.

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            • EnigmaTek
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2004
              • 188

              #7
              God that is so true.

              I went downhill skiing for the first time in jeans and no underwear. On the first run I went down and ripped a hole from the crotch to the knee. Take about blue balls. And the lift guys wouldn't let me ride it back down, they made me ski down to the bottom where everyone was hanging out (including myself).

              Thankfully I brought a pair of sweat pants.

              That was pretty embarrassing.
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              • KRL
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                • Oct 2002
                • 31429

                #8
                My ex-wife used to love wearing jeans with no panties on. She got me to to do it one day and the same thing happened like to you Sleazy.

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                • SykkBoy2
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                  • Feb 2001
                  • 19969

                  #9
                  that's why I shave that shit...don't need any fucking pube snags in the zipper...
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                  • Ice
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                    • Nov 2002
                    • 26053

                    #10
                    TMI buddy.... TMI
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                    • Mr. Marks
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                      • Jun 2001
                      • 7517

                      #11
                      THAT is really PAINFUL...

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                      • buddyjuf

                        #12
                        that's why hot metrosexual jeans have button flys

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                        • Warden
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 2906

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                          ok, maybe the button fly ones you can wear without underwear, but not the zipper ones- if your'e a man never wear blue jeans without underwear.


                          learnt a PAINFUL lesson tonight.
                          Rookie!

                          Been going commando for years. I use a method where I run my thumb up the inside while I zip up, works great.
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                          • SleazyDream
                            I'm here for SPORT
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 41470

                            #14
                            it's odd - i have NO INTEREST what so ever in sexual activity now tonight.....
                            This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                            Now read without the word dog.

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                            • Phoenix
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                              • Nov 2002
                              • 35475

                              #15
                              Hey Sleazy,

                              havent worn underwear for about 14-15 years now...believe me getting caught in the zipper is a mistake you will only ever make once
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                              • thatjen
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                                • Apr 2003
                                • 290

                                #16
                                I agree!!! My bf always yells at me when I wear undies under jeans cause he hates lines, and even g-strings can give you lines. However I hate going undies-free! Yuck. Yay to underwear!

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                                • SleazyDream
                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 41470

                                  #17
                                  i mean the hottest girl could come knocking at my door ready to fuck and i'd be like - maybe tomorrow.....
                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                  • mailman
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                                    • Mar 2001
                                    • 6311

                                    #18
                                    i wore jeans with out my undies on the other day i got a raw spot on my sack becasue of the zipper...

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                                    • Warden
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                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 2906

                                      #19
                                      Damn man, turn away pussy? You might want to go the emergency room!
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                                      • Ice
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                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 26053

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                        i mean the hottest girl could come knocking at my door ready to fuck and i'd be like - maybe tomorrow.....
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                                        • SleazyDream
                                          I'm here for SPORT
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 41470

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Phoenix
                                          Hey Sleazy,

                                          havent worn underwear for about 14-15 years now...believe me getting caught in the zipper is a mistake you will only ever make once
                                          i'm afriad to ask if you cut your's off or not - cause there's no fucking way i'm waering anything with a zipper without underwearon again.
                                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                          Now read without the word dog.

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                                          • Strife
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                                            • Aug 2001
                                            • 4534

                                            #22
                                            did you get your frank or beans caught?

                                            were you a bleeder?
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                                            • TurboTrucker
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                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 2363

                                              #23
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                                              • SleazyDream
                                                I'm here for SPORT
                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 41470

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Strife
                                                did you get your frank or beans caught?

                                                were you a bleeder?
                                                no blood thank god - still hurt though.



                                                frank
                                                This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                Now read without the word dog.

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                                                • HowIgotRich
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                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 4

                                                  #25
                                                  Underoos are for kids...


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                                                  • Diabolical Cord
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                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 447

                                                    #26
                                                    I don't understand the advantage of going commando when you're wearing jeans.

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                                                    • Phoenix
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                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 35475

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                      i'm afriad to ask if you cut your's off or not - cause there's no fucking way i'm waering anything with a zipper without underwearon again.
                                                      oh im still alive and kicking..im suprised you didnt get send my candid pics..lol

                                                      one a girlfriend of mine spun around once and punched me in the balls...that dropped me fast..i made it to my bed....it was ok though as it seemed to turn into blowjob week after that..lol
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                                                      • psyko514
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                                                        #28
                                                        holy fucking hell... ouch.

                                                        the only pants i'll wear without underwear are sweatpants and trackpants.

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                                                        • Malezia
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                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 354

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                          ok, maybe the button fly ones you can wear without underwear, but not the zipper ones- if your'e a man never wear blue jeans without underwear.


                                                          learnt a PAINFUL lesson tonight.
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                                                          • SleazyDream
                                                            I'm here for SPORT
                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                            • 41470

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                            oh im still alive and kicking..im suprised you didnt get send my candid pics..lol

                                                            one a girlfriend of mine spun around once and punched me in the balls...that dropped me fast..i made it to my bed....it was ok though as it seemed to turn into blowjob week after that..lol
                                                            you STILL went out with her after that? you're a sucker for punishment dude
                                                            This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                            Now read without the word dog.

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                                                            • aSStig
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                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 1102

                                                              #31
                                                              ouch....... was it zipped............... well at least gurls can still wear jean even without undies............... not for you guys.....................
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                                                              • Elli
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                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                • 17991

                                                                #32
                                                                I can't wear jeans without undies. It chafes toomuch and gets all hot and sweaty, which is not a very sanitary environment. ick.
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                                                                • MarcyM25
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                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                  • 788

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Ugh I can't go free in jeans, tighter ones at least..with the seam right there? Ouch. lol
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                                                                  • Vitasoy
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                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 58202

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I learned the hard lesson a long time ago.


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                                                                    • punker barbie
                                                                      Meow Meow!!!
                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                      • 10232

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Warden
                                                                      Rookie!

                                                                      Been going commando for years. I use a method where I run my thumb up the inside while I zip up, works great.

                                                                      good to know seetie!!!

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                                                                      • insanesurfer
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                                                                        • Jun 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Shit learnt that leason when I was like 5
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                                                                        • Angelie
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                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                          • 1466

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                          it's odd - i have NO INTEREST what so ever in sexual activity now tonight.....
                                                                          Oh but a man wearing jeans with no underwear is sooooo Hot! I get turned on!! I'm getting turned on right now thinking about it! Knowing he's not
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                                                                          • Phoenix
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                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                            • 35475

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                            you STILL went out with her after that? you're a sucker for punishment dude
                                                                            haha yeah...she was one of the hottest 22 yr old chinese girls ive ever dated though..so i had to tuff it out
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                                                                            • EviLGuY
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                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                              • 12745

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                              ok, maybe the button fly ones you can wear without underwear, but not the zipper ones- if your'e a man never wear blue jeans without underwear.


                                                                              learnt a PAINFUL lesson tonight.
                                                                              I dont wear anything without underwear.. just to avoid those kind of accidents..

                                                                              "franks and beans!"

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                                                                              • SykkBoy2
                                                                                Jesus loves bacon
                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                • 19969

                                                                                #40
                                                                                ah fuck
                                                                                do you guys realize that Sleazy of all people went commando??
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                                                                                • XxXotic
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                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                  • 8500

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  don't most people learn this lesson in... i dunno..... 3rd grade?
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                                                                                  • Ron2k1
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                                                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                                                    • 1573

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Diabolical Cord
                                                                                    I don't understand the advantage of going commando when you're wearing jeans.
                                                                                    me neither

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                                                                                    • beemk
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      we have a bleeder
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                                                                                      • =^..^=
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                                                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                                                        • 6935

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        this is doubly true for females
                                                                                        blue jeans have a horrible "join" right in the middle and if you're wearing a particularly tight pair - it'll rub your pussy
                                                                                        which is okay for the first hour or two
                                                                                        but you'll end up red raw after an entire day and wont be able to fuck at night
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                                                                                        • hova
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                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                          • 22430

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by =^..^=
                                                                                          this is doubly true for females
                                                                                          blue jeans have a horrible "join" right in the middle and if you're wearing a particularly tight pair - it'll rub your pussy
                                                                                          which is okay for the first hour or two
                                                                                          but you'll end up red raw after an entire day and wont be able to fuck at night
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                                                                                          • Raf1
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                                                                                            • Oct 2003
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I wouldn't try that with jeans. It's just too risky...
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                                                                                            • Axeman
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by TAMPA_TOKER


                                                                                              I did that one time at the dog track. Was takeing a wizz and they called 1 minute to post time. Went to go zip up real quick and caught the head in the zipper. I could not get it unzipped. so i untucked my shirt and went to the window and placed my bet. Went back to the bathroom and screamed like a bitch when i finally yanked the zipper down and got it out.
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                                                                                              • =^..^=
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                                                                                                • Jan 2002
                                                                                                • 6935

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by hova
                                                                                                For some reason that really made me laugh out loud
                                                                                                you wouldnt be laughing if it were your pants hehee

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                                                                                                • pure energy
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  That'll really hurt!
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                                                                                                  • smack
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                                                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                                                    • 10652

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    damn sleazy. i thought that was just common sense.
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