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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940
    #1

    Earn 40% !!!

    I'd like to find someone who will recruit hot new 18 year old girls that are willing to model nude, then pay her and take her pictures, then update her website regularly and host it on a super reliable, ultrafast server. Also, they'll need to buy lots of extra picture and video content so I won't lose a paying membership too soon.

    I'd also like them to cover all the legal expenses, processing costs, and pay the visa registration fees.

    I'd like them to provide hosted galleries, full page ads, banners, and maybe even agree to pay my hosting bill.

    I'd like them to throw huge parties where I can drink myself silly, while I oggle their hot girls and generally make an ass of myself. I'm gonna need a rug to put out my cigarette on.

    I want them to do all that for no more than 40% of the net revenue that her site generates, and I might even ask them to prepay me even if I can't get her site to convert.

    Any takers?

    Wait, thats WHAT I DO!

    Why do I suddenly feel so stupid?


    Steve Lightspeed
    Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 05-17-2004, 07:21 PM.
    Abra-cadabra!
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    • sweetums
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 2534
      #2
      I always knew you had a little masochist in you...

      Freak...hehehee
      ICQ: 114549321

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        • Digipimp
          BP4L OT DL
          • Mar 2003
          • 13481
          #3
          how many megabits on the server and can i use someone other than ccbill?

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            • Abyss_Vee
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2003
              • 5208
              #4

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                • SteveLightspeed
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 7940
                  #5
                  Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention that I'm going to accuse you of shaving and cheating if I can't convert any traffic at 1:500 or better. If you are a day late on my payment, I will publicly crucify you. And I'm gonna need a constant supply of new sites from you, I get tired of looking at one after a couple weeks.
                  Abra-cadabra!

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                    • 69pornlinks
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 5560
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Lightspeed
                      I'd like to find someone who will recruit hot new 18 year old girls that are willing to model nude, then pay her and take her pictures, then update her website regularly and host it on a super reliable, ultrafast server. Also, they'll need to buy lots of extra picture and video content so I won't lose a paying membership too soon.
                      on;y after this paragraph did i get the joke,
                      It IS what it IS

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                        • Pipecrew
                          Master of Gfy.com
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 14888
                          #7
                          You only get 40% of the single girl model sites? damnn


                          Can i get jordan capri's phone number, I think she can support me.

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                            • sweetums
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 2534
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Lightspeed
                              Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention that I'm going to accuse you of shaving and cheating if I can't convert any traffic at 1:500 or better. If you are a day late on my payment, I will publicly crucify you. And I'm gonna need a constant supply of new sites from you, I get tired of looking at one after a couple weeks.

                              What are you doing posting? Get to work....now!!! More sites....more sites....more sites.....hehehehe

                              And you better make sure that all the models are as hot as Jordan or there's gonna be hell to pay
                              ICQ: 114549321

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                                • Theo
                                  HAL 9000
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 34515
                                  #9
                                  lol awesome post

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                                    • Spunky
                                      I need a beer
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133978
                                      #10
                                      You do a damn fine job doing it, keep it up

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                                        • Oracle Porn
                                          Affiliate
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 24433
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                          You only get 40% of the single girl model sites? damnn


                                          Can i get jordan capri's phone number, I think she can support me.
                                          lol no shit....


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                                            • SteveLightspeed
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 7940
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                              You only get 40% of the single girl model sites? damnn


                                              Can i get jordan capri's phone number, I think she can support me.

                                              No, 40% is what I get to pay all the expenses with, since the affiliates get 60% off the top...
                                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                                • Pipecrew
                                                  Master of Gfy.com
                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 14888
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                  No, 40% is what I get to pay all the expenses with, since the affiliates get 60% off the top...

                                                  Ok cool, can i get her number anyways? we both have the same name, hell of an ice breaker i swear!

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                                                    • Jive
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 1449
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                      Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention that I'm going to accuse you of shaving and cheating if I can't convert any traffic at 1:500 or better. If you are a day late on my payment, I will publicly crucify you. And I'm gonna need a constant supply of new sites from you, I get tired of looking at one after a couple weeks.
                                                      that sounds good.. something i'd demand?

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                                                        • EviLGuY
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                          • 12745
                                                          #15
                                                          Doesn't sound like quite as good a deal when you put it like that.

                                                          Keep doing what you are doing.. Lightspeed rocks.

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                                                            • Brujah
                                                              Beer Money Baron
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 22157
                                                              #16
                                                              Oh please. If it doesn't benefit you then don't do it. Kwitcherbitchin. Do like most of the other ccbill site owners that only pay 50%!

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                                                                • Jive
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 1449
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Digipimp
                                                                  how many megabits on the server and can i use someone other than ccbill?

                                                                  ya those dam shave buttons on ccbill and ibill need to go!

                                                                  it gives to many chances for revshares/paysite owners and anyone using them to take advantage of the webmasters this is what I have seen..

                                                                  theses and alot of other processors need to clean there act up
                                                                  seeing the sponsors are using this shave burn feature..
                                                                  I say get rid of it play straight!. .dam it..

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                                                                    • Oracle Porn
                                                                      Affiliate
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 24433
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                                      No, 40% is what I get to pay all the expenses with, since the affiliates get 60% off the top...
                                                                      poor one...
                                                                      how about upsells, xsales, typins etc etc....
                                                                      p.s. - also %10 on fees
                                                                      Last edited by Oracle Porn; 05-17-2004, 07:43 PM.


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                                                                        • Jive
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 1449
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                          poor one...
                                                                          how about upsells, xsales, typins etc etc....
                                                                          it's all in the proccessing.. it doesn't matter how good your traffic is..when sending to a sponsor if there using Ibill/ccbill i'm not sure about jettis..?..

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                                                                            • SteveLightspeed
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                              • 7940
                                                                              #20
                                                                              And you better not take a day off, if I try to icq you and you are not there within a few minutes, I'm dropping my links! And no matter how many sales I send, I expect you to drop everything and talk to me as long as I want.

                                                                              I'll need lots of advice and support, you don't mind do you?
                                                                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                • Brujah
                                                                                  Beer Money Baron
                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                  • 22157
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                                                  And you better not take a day off, if I try to icq you and you are not there within a few minutes, I'm dropping my links! And no matter how many sales I send, I expect you to drop everything and talk to me as long as I want.

                                                                                  I'll need lots of advice and support, you don't mind do you?
                                                                                  I guess you want reward points and christmas cards too. What a mooch.

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                                                                                    • Pornwolf
                                                                                      Drunk and Unruly
                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                      • 22712
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Nice post!
                                                                                      I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                                                      Webair, bitches.

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                                                                                        • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                          • 7940
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Brujah
                                                                                          I guess you want reward points and christmas cards too. What a mooch.

                                                                                          Yes I do, and I'll need a non-expiring password to your sites too, for "educational" purposes
                                                                                          Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                            • WiredGuy
                                                                                              Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                              • 34515
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                                                              And you better not take a day off, if I try to icq you and you are not there within a few minutes, I'm dropping my links! And no matter how many sales I send, I expect you to drop everything and talk to me as long as I want.

                                                                                              I'll need lots of advice and support, you don't mind do you?
                                                                                              There we go, back to work! 24 hour support baby!!
                                                                                              WG
                                                                                              I play with Google.

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                                                                                                • Sly_RJ
                                                                                                  Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                  • 17042
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                                                                  Ok cool, can i get her number anyways? we both have the same name, hell of an ice breaker i swear!
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                                                                                                    • psyko514
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                                                                                                      • 22366
                                                                                                      #26
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                                                                                                        • Jive
                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                          • 1449
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                                                                          And you better not take a day off, if I try to icq you and you are not there within a few minutes, I'm dropping my links! And no matter how many sales I send, I expect you to drop everything and talk to me as long as I want.

                                                                                                          I'll need lots of advice and support, you don't mind do you?
                                                                                                          don't forget the free tshirts and club jackets along with that 24/7 support. huh..

                                                                                                          http://dollarmachine.com
                                                                                                          http://python.com
                                                                                                          sent me a club coat but it had plastic sleeves and then they started shaving me so I pulled my links and burned there jacket.. should I box it up and send them the ashes? seeing there scumbags now they use to pay now there in the shave business..

                                                                                                          wheres the good long term paying programs that aren't out to fuck you around? I found a few but need more sponsors!

                                                                                                          post your program..

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                                                                                                            • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                              • 7940
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Jive
                                                                                                              don't forget the free tshirts and club jackets along with that 24/7 support. huh..

                                                                                                              http://dollarmachine.com
                                                                                                              http://python.com
                                                                                                              sent me a club coat but it had plastic sleeves and then they started shaving me so I pulled my links and burned there jacket.. should I box it up and send them the ashes? seeing there scumbags now they use to pay now there in the shave business..

                                                                                                              wheres the good long term paying programs that aren't out to fuck you around? I found a few but need more sponsors!

                                                                                                              post your program..
                                                                                                              No, I'm gonna need a cool baseball jersey customized with my name and favorite number on the back... And no matter what you do for me, I might just decide to try someone else's program for a while, cuz you are probably making too much money anyway on typeins and upsells... And if you get someone else pushing your sites, I'm going to drop you completely, because then you'll be "over saturated"
                                                                                                              Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 05-17-2004, 08:02 PM.
                                                                                                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                                • Rick Latona
                                                                                                                  The Best Ideas Start Here
                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                  • 6037
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I get to earn 40% of your traffic plus 4000 other webmaster's traffic right?

                                                                                                                  Ok, I'll take that deal.
                                                                                                                  Regards,

                                                                                                                  Rick Latona
                                                                                                                  http://latonas.com

                                                                                                                  Latona's - We Sell Money Making Web Properties
                                                                                                                  Note to buyers of websites and traffic: please check our inventory at http://latonas.com/websites-for-sale. If you would like to make an offer on something, just let me know.

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                                                                                                                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                                                      best designer on GFY
                                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                      • 30307
                                                                                                                      #30


                                                                                                                      Go ahead you at least deserve some cookies

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                                                                                                                        • emmanuelle
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                          • 3662
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          hahahahaha- funniest thread I've seen here in a long time

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                                                                                                                            • Jive
                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                              • 1449
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                                                                                              No, I'm gonna need a cool baseball jersey customized with my name and favorite number on the back...
                                                                                                                              it actually looked kinda ugly with the green and gold money emblem on the front corner and the material felt like a blanket forn the army you know the old grey wool ones on the neck tag it said it was some event coat.. this is what I got from them after I reach $56K usd in sales then I was capped and they slapped on the shave real hard after that.. morons .
                                                                                                                              sure they made probably 4-5 times the earnings but to just fuck me over like that after all those years from sending good traffic to leasing content for 3 years then they fuck me over..

                                                                                                                              this is why there bullshit.. period!
                                                                                                                              now how was your day today?

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                                                                                                                                • NatNetMatt
                                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 55
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Of course we expect our sponsors to provide us with free hosted galleries as well as free NatNet Bandwidth!!

                                                                                                                                  Lots and lots of NatNet Bandwidth, right Rick?? Steve, I think you should do that too-what a swell idea!!

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                                                                                                                                    • NatNetMatt
                                                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 55
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Of course we expect our sponsors to provide us with free hosted galleries as well as free NatNet Bandwidth for all their needs!!

                                                                                                                                      Lots and lots of NatNet Bandwidth!!

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                                                                                                                                        • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 7940
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Oh yeah, and you are gonna need lots of sites, and I want to be paid on sales to all of them from your exits.

                                                                                                                                          Better yet, I'll require no-console linking codes, cuz I hate popups. But don't even think about paying me less for my joins.

                                                                                                                                          And I want to lump you in with all the scammers and scumballs that have ever made money on the net. I don't care if you are honest, I have to blame someone for a bad week, and its gonna be you.
                                                                                                                                          Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                                                            • Jive
                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 1449
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                                                                                                              Oh yeah, and you are gonna need lots of sites, and I want to be paid on sales to all of them from your exits.

                                                                                                                                              Better yet, I'll require no-console linking codes, cuz I hate popups. But don't even think about paying me less for my joins.

                                                                                                                                              And I want to lump you in with all the scammers and scumballs that have ever made money on the net. I don't care if you are honest, I have to blame someone for a bad week, and its gonna be you.
                                                                                                                                              As long as you play fair then you get some of my traffic long term.. when you shave me to hard then I bolt? keeping long term webmasters is after all the idea isn't?

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                                                                                                                                                • Phoenix
                                                                                                                                                  BACON BACON BACON
                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 35475
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Steve,

                                                                                                                                                  you have always gone above and beyond at any gathering big or small. I think it is not always appreciated, but i for one have always really appreciated finding kindred souls around the lightspeed rooms.


                                                                                                                                                  The recognition you get surely nets you many webmaster signups as well. I am sure you are on everyones list of sponsors to use regularly.


                                                                                                                                                  will have to check out your PPS soon
                                                                                                                                                  Telegram PhoenixBrad
                                                                                                                                                  https://quantads.io

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                                                                                                                                                    • WiredGuy
                                                                                                                                                      Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 34515
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                                                                                                                      Better yet, I'll require no-console linking codes, cuz I hate popups. But don't even think about paying me less for my joins.
                                                                                                                                                      it's like your talking right to me
                                                                                                                                                      WG
                                                                                                                                                      I play with Google.

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                                                                                                                                                        • SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                                          I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 41470
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          steve needs a hug
                                                                                                                                                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                                                                                          Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                                                                                            • NatNetMatt
                                                                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 55
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                                                                                                                              Steve,

                                                                                                                                                              you have always gone above and beyond at any gathering big or small. I think it is not always appreciated, but i for one have always really appreciated finding kindred souls around the lightspeed rooms.


                                                                                                                                                              The recognition you get surely nets you many webmaster signups as well. I am sure you are on everyones list of sponsors to use regularly.


                                                                                                                                                              will have to check out your PPS soon


                                                                                                                                                              You hit the nail on the head. Steve has always bent over backwards for the webmasters. Though we all like to kid around, Steve is without a doubt, one of the good guys...


                                                                                                                                                              Matt

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                                                                                                                                                                • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 7940
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Oh yeah, and for your 40%, I want to be able to break my promises anytime, I really don't want you to be able to rely on me. I'll send you traffic when I fucking feel like it.

                                                                                                                                                                  But if you break one of YOUR promises to me, I'll drop you and move on.
                                                                                                                                                                  Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 05-17-2004, 08:31 PM.
                                                                                                                                                                  Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Pornwolf
                                                                                                                                                                      Drunk and Unruly
                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 22712
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      I don't think he's kidding today.
                                                                                                                                                                      I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                                                                                                                                      Webair, bitches.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Jive
                                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 1449
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                                                                                                                          it's like your talking right to me
                                                                                                                                                                          WG
                                                                                                                                                                          it's like talking to your best friend?

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Jive
                                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                                              • 1449
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                                                                                                                                                              I don't think he's kidding today.
                                                                                                                                                                              it's like the smell of hot buttered popcorn you bought me at the movies alittle piece of heaven and a big tweak on the cheek hmmm.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • WiredGuy
                                                                                                                                                                                  Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 34515
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Jive
                                                                                                                                                                                  it's like talking to your best friend?
                                                                                                                                                                                  huh?
                                                                                                                                                                                  I play with Google.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Brujah
                                                                                                                                                                                      Beer Money Baron
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 22157
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      I have NEVER promoted Lightspeed before.. ever..

                                                                                                                                                                                      but I'm going to now, because this fucker is hilarious.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Rico
                                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 1271
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          lol

                                                                                                                                                                                          °°panchodog.com°°
                                                                                                                                                                                          °°100+ paysites!!°°
                                                                                                                                                                                          °°katiefey°°°felicityfey°°
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Monique Niccole
                                                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 5653
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Can you also provide free content, hosting, eat all chargebacks (even MY chargebacks from the cards I ran through), and pay me on 4 deep exit console sales and traffic that I MAY have sent 4 weeks ago?

                                                                                                                                                                                              I <i>thought</i> about putting up some Jordan Capri links a few weeks ago but never got around to it...can you pay me anyway?

                                                                                                                                                                                              I really don't want to do anything but lay in bed and have you send me a check...can you hook me up Steve?

                                                                                                                                                                                              I'll be expecting that check.

                                                                                                                                                                                              Thanks...smooches

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 7940
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Afrekete
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Can you also provide free content, hosting, eat all chargebacks (even MY chargebacks from the cards I ran through), and pay me on 4 deep exit console sales and traffic that I MAY have sent 4 weeks ago?

                                                                                                                                                                                                  I <i>thought</i> about putting up some Jordan Capri links a few weeks ago but never got around to it...can you pay me anyway?

                                                                                                                                                                                                  I really don't want to do anything but lay in bed and have you send me a check...can you hook me up Steve?

                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'll be expecting that check.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Thanks...smooches
                                                                                                                                                                                                  You want a check? Isn't it a pain to have to take it to your bank? Wouldn't it be better if I just sent you a wire? Of course, I don't expect you to pay the wire fees, I'll eat those too.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Maybe later I can come over and wash your car and mow your lawn?
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 41470
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                                                                                                                                                                      You want a check? Isn't it a pain to have to take it to your bank? Wouldn't it be better if I just sent you a wire? Of course, I don't expect you to pay the wire fees, I'll eat those too.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Maybe later I can come over and wash your car and mow your lawn?
                                                                                                                                                                                                      i'm not that much of an asshole - i'd let you use my RIDING mower to cut my grass!!!!!!!!

                                                                                                                                                                                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Now read without the word dog.

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