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  • Sarah_Jayne
    Now with more Jayne
    • Dec 2002
    • 40077

    #1

    Childless couple told to try sex

    Childless couple told to try sex

    A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

    The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

    Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

    A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

    "We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

    The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html
  • llabtaem
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    • Feb 2004
    • 969

    #2
    LOL! What a couple of spaghetti heads

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    • nige
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      • Feb 2002
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      #3
      Unbelievable..
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      • arial
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        • Jul 2002
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        #4
        Brainwashed...

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        • ocho-ocho
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          • Apr 2004
          • 1769

          #5
          really? weird huh, havent they feel anything whenever they sleep together? or they never have slept together...amazing!
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          • MaDalton
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            • Feb 2004
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            #6
            this is one of the most stupid things i heard in my life - religion should be forbidden
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            • JFK
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              • Jan 2002
              • 67369

              #7
              Originally posted by ocho-ocho
              really? weird huh, havent they feel anything whenever they sleep together? or they never have slept together...amazing!
              they were probably praying , Oh Lord please dont let me have impure thoughts

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              • TheMob?
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                • Jan 2003
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                #8
                i doubt that story's true, why would they visit a fertility clinic if they were so religious.. wouldn't they just assume god doesn't want them to have children? wouldn't they have talked about their situation with friends?

                give me a fucking break.

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                • mind
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                  • Apr 2004
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                  #9
                  ROFL... now thats quality news Sarah

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                  • rowan
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                    • Mar 2002
                    • 17393

                    #10
                    The guy would have had to jerk it to test his sperm count, so he obviously has hormones. Does sound pretty unlikely...

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                    • NiTe-HaWk
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                      • Jul 2003
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                      #11
                      That is messed up if it is true but like The Mob said it probably isn't
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                      • VeriSexy
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                        • Apr 2002
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                        #12
                        That is messed, doctor should give them a few porn videos
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                        • TheMob?
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                          #13
                          and would a clinic's PR guy really use the word 'retard'?

                          why would something like this even show up on the news - aren't doctors in germany subject to professional discretion?

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                          • polish_aristocrat
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                            • Jul 2002
                            • 40377

                            #14
                            Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                            Childless couple told to try sex

                            A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

                            The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

                            Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

                            A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

                            "We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

                            The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.

                            http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html

                            lol

                            so how do they thought people get kids ?
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                            • Sarah_Jayne
                              Now with more Jayne
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 40077

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TheMob?
                              and would a clinic's PR guy really use the word 'retard'?

                              why would something like this even show up on the news - aren't doctors in germany subject to professional discretion?
                              i did wonder about the use of the term but then I also thought perhaps it was a translation and the person doing the translation picked the word.

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                              • quantum-x
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                                • Feb 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                lol

                                so how do they thought people get kids ?
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                                • David!
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                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 6501

                                  #17
                                  LOL
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                                  • zzgundamnzz
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                                    • Apr 2002
                                    • 6102

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by TheMob?
                                    i doubt that story's true, why would they visit a fertility clinic if they were so religious.. wouldn't they just assume god doesn't want them to have children? wouldn't they have talked about their situation with friends?

                                    give me a fucking break.

                                    I agree, I smell Bullshit. Looks like the fertility clinic just wants free publicity.

                                    If they really don't know how to have sex how the hell would they know to go to a fertility clinic?


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                                    • neewwman
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                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 1737

                                      #19
                                      Reminds me of a good joke, though:


                                      A nice naive Catholic girl is about to marry a worldly Greek man. Her mother is concerned and pulls her aside for a heart-to-heart talk. "Dear, Greeks have a reputation for unnatural desires. When you're in bed, never, never let him flip you over."

                                      So they're happily married for eight months. One night in bed, the Greek says: "Do you want to flip over?"

                                      "Oh no," says the girl, "my mother said never!"

                                      "But dear -- don't you want to have children someday?"

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                                      • JFK
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                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 67369

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by neewwman
                                        Reminds me of a good joke, though:


                                        A nice naive Catholic girl is about to marry a worldly Greek man. Her mother is concerned and pulls her aside for a heart-to-heart talk. "Dear, Greeks have a reputation for unnatural desires. When you're in bed, never, never let him flip you over."

                                        So they're happily married for eight months. One night in bed, the Greek says: "Do you want to flip over?"

                                        "Oh no," says the girl, "my mother said never!"

                                        "But dear -- don't you want to have children someday?"
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                                        • dougeetx
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                                          • Apr 2002
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                                          #21
                                          Ummm....I guess they still believe in the stork theory, huh?
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                                          • mediaglow
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                                            • May 2004
                                            • 27

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by VeriSexy
                                            That is messed, doctor should give them a few porn videos
                                            As long as the movies does not contain facials, then they will never get it...

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                                            • neewwman
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                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 1737

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by mediaglow
                                              As long as the movies does not contain facials, then they will never get it...
                                              Yeah, they need an internal cumshot video.

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                                              • cool1
                                                sex is good
                                                • Sep 2001
                                                • 24939

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by neewwman
                                                Reminds me of a good joke, though:


                                                A nice naive Catholic girl is about to marry a worldly Greek man. Her mother is concerned and pulls her aside for a heart-to-heart talk. "Dear, Greeks have a reputation for unnatural desires. When you're in bed, never, never let him flip you over."

                                                So they're happily married for eight months. One night in bed, the Greek says: "Do you want to flip over?"

                                                "Oh no," says the girl, "my mother said never!"

                                                "But dear -- don't you want to have children someday?"
                                                thanks for the laugh

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                                                • StRoGE
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                                                  #25
                                                  I'll bet they had a blast when they finally did figure it out though!
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                                                    #26
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                                                    • Easton
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                                                      • Sep 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      people that stupid should NOT be parents
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                                                      • TheMob?
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                                                        • Jan 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by neewwman
                                                        Reminds me of a good joke, though:


                                                        A nice naive Catholic girl is about to marry a worldly Greek man. Her mother is concerned and pulls her aside for a heart-to-heart talk. "Dear, Greeks have a reputation for unnatural desires. When you're in bed, never, never let him flip you over."

                                                        So they're happily married for eight months. One night in bed, the Greek says: "Do you want to flip over?"

                                                        "Oh no," says the girl, "my mother said never!"

                                                        "But dear -- don't you want to have children someday?"
                                                        hehe, thanks for the laugh

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                                                        • macker
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                                                          • Jul 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          Oh dear

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                                                          • The Heron
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                                                            #30
                                                            Good, that religion is gonna die out pretty quick i think!

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                                                            • Webasic
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                                                              #31

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                                                              • EviLGuY
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                                                                • Apr 2003
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                                                                #32
                                                                I have trouble believing that in this day and age.. they been living in a cave someplace?

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                                                                • Martin
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                                                                  • Dec 2001
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  These people shouldn't have kids.

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                                                                  • Manowar
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                                                                    • Dec 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Religion fucks people up

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                                                                    • tranza
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                                                                      • Jun 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Someone should send them some extreme hardcore DVD....
                                                                      I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                      • Jer
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        It's all about spontaneous generation.

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                                                                        • count blingula
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          wow
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                                                                          • TweetyBird
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                                                                            #38
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                                                                            • Lucy
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              such a dumbasses

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                                                                              • iFliPcEss
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                                                                                • Dec 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                stupid, even retardate will surely knew the feeling

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                                                                                • Ron2k1
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by EviLGuY
                                                                                  I have trouble believing that in this day and age.. they been living in a cave someplace?
                                                                                  Even cavemen knew how to have sex

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                                                                                  • KMR Stitch
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                                                                                    • Jul 2003
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Some people should not reproduce!

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                                                                                    • M_M
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                                                                                      #43
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                                                                                      • Trixie Racer
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by neewwman
                                                                                        Reminds me of a good joke, though:


                                                                                        A nice naive Catholic girl is about to marry a worldly Greek man. Her mother is concerned and pulls her aside for a heart-to-heart talk. "Dear, Greeks have a reputation for unnatural desires. When you're in bed, never, never let him flip you over."

                                                                                        So they're happily married for eight months. One night in bed, the Greek says: "Do you want to flip over?"

                                                                                        "Oh no," says the girl, "my mother said never!"

                                                                                        "But dear -- don't you want to have children someday?"
                                                                                        ROTFLMAO!
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                                                                                        • alexg
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                                                                                          #45


                                                                                          omg, that's too funny!!

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                                                                                          • asuna
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I don't think they should be having kids...

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                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                              • 60840

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by KMR Stitch
                                                                                              Some people should not reproduce!
                                                                                              exactly.

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                                                                                              these dumb fucking peopple should not be ALLOWED to even HAVE children.

                                                                                              are these the type of people that SHOULD be bringing kids into this world?

                                                                                              No, why should they?

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                                                                                              • Nysus
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Yeehaw.

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                                                                                                • Corleone
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  wow.. unbeliveable

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                                                                                                  • wdsguy
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                                                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                                                    • 19568

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    lol

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