I love being a webmaster and I know so do you and nothing I like more than showing off what I do for a living than by wearing kick ass t shirts to the bar and the gym. See the reaction you get from other people as their curiosity get the best of them and they ask you what your shirt means. It's a great conversation starter and you will love the shock value it provides.
Here's the girlie version
If you want one shoot me your mailing address and affaiate code and I will be more than happy to ship one off.