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Valentine's Day fucking RULES if you are single.
Valentine's Day is the one day out of the year where women have sky-high expectations and DEMAND to be treated like a queen.
Fuck that. I can't be bothered.
However, it is also the one day out of the year when all of the SINGLE women are lonely and desperate for attention.
So as a single man, I have:
1. No girlfriend making idiotic demands on me.
2. Loads of single women out there who are much more receptive to my advances.
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