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  • Oracle Porn
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    • Oct 2002
    • 24433

    #1

    Smart asses click here

    NASA received three messages in a strange language from a distant planet. The scientists studied the messages and found that "Necor Buldon Slock" means "Danger Rocket Explosion" and "Edwan Mynor Necor" means "Danger Spaceship Fire" and "Buldon Gimilzor Gondor" means "Bad Gas Explosion". What does "Slock" mean?


  • DreamCumTrue
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 2985

    #2
    no idea

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    • egonetworks
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 6706

      #3
      Slock = Oracle Porn sucked his neighbours dick

      Even aliens know you're a twink.

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      • ldinternet
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2001
        • 8245

        #4
        Rocket.


        Cheating on those online IQ tests again, eh.

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        • KRL
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          • Oct 2002
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          #5


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          • Oracle Porn
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            • Oct 2002
            • 24433

            #6
            Originally posted by ldinternet
            Rocket.


            Cheating on those online IQ tests again, eh.
            nah I actually got the answer

            and its not rocket...dumbass.


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            • nofx
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              • Nov 2002
              • 16826

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              • SS396chevelleSS
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                • Mar 2004
                • 1692

                #8
                its rocket retard
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                • pornstar2pac
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                  • Nov 2003
                  • 17380

                  #9
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                  • ldinternet
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 8245

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                    nah I actually got the answer

                    and its not rocket...dumbass.
                    Yes it is, you little smacktard.

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                    • Oracle Porn
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                      • Oct 2002
                      • 24433

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SS396chevelleSS
                      its rocket retard
                      dumbass.


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                      • Jimbo
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                        • Oct 2001
                        • 3989

                        #12
                        its Rocket

                        easy and seen before ;)
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                        • Oracle Porn
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 24433

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ldinternet
                          Yes it is, you little smacktard.
                          "Necor Buldon Slock" means "Danger Rocket Explosion"


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                          • NickPapageorgio
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 8323

                            #14
                            So in the first one Slock means explosion...but in the third Gondor means explosion...man they sure got lots of words for explosions...

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                            • SS396chevelleSS
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 1692

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                              "Necor Buldon Slock" means "Danger Rocket Explosion"
                              dumb fuck, the only language you even remotly know is english isnt it? just because they say it in a different order doesnt mean that it would be in the same order. Fucking Retard
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                              • NickPapageorgio
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                                • Apr 2004
                                • 8323

                                #16

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                                • StuartD
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                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 29903

                                  #17
                                  I'd say it's rocket as well.
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                                  • SS396chevelleSS
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 1692

                                    #18
                                    anyhow, what did you score on that IQ test? 75 - 85? Im sure im not the highest here, but I score between 155 and 165 on those internet ones. which i know is higher then you if you are arguing this
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                                    • MattO
                                      The O is for Oohhh
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 10861

                                      #19
                                      Too funny... looks like somebody's on the shit side of the Bell Curve.

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                                      • NickPapageorgio
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2004
                                        • 8323

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by MattO
                                        Too funny... looks like somebody's on the shit side of the Bell Curve.


                                        Man this thread has brightened my entire day...

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                                        • SS396chevelleSS
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 1692

                                          #21
                                          just so everyone knows, in another thread Oracle stated that he got a 115 on his test i believe that is below average if I remember correctly... my mom did a 128 ive taken a few and I range between 155 and 165
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                                          • evildick

                                            #22
                                            What's your answer if you think it isn't rocket?

                                            That's what I thought it was.

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                                            • NickPapageorgio
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 8323

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by evildick
                                              What's your answer if you think it isn't rocket?

                                              That's what I thought it was.
                                              (pssst...that's what it is...shhhh)

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                                              • EviLGuY
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Apr 2003
                                                • 12745

                                                #24
                                                I dont think my ass was smart enough. So I shot him.

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                                                • reynold
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 51271

                                                  #25
                                                  I say its Rocket too.

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                                                  • tempra
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                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                    • 295

                                                    #26
                                                    That question if from an IQ test..
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                                                    • webmaster x
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                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 4400

                                                      #27
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                                                      • pure energy
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                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                        • 4274

                                                        #28
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                                                        • alexg
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                                                          • 11287

                                                          #29
                                                          it's rocket

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                                                          • Illicit
                                                            wtf ?
                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                            • 11895

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by KRL



                                                            couldnt get past this...


                                                            why dont you see shit like that walkin down the street
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                                                            • PiksalDesign
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                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 1632

                                                              #31
                                                              He hasnt replied cause he now knows how retarded he is.

                                                              its rocket
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                                                              • Mr. Marks
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                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                • 7517

                                                                #32
                                                                Slock means I'm one cool guy!

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                                                                • bringer
                                                                  i have man boobies
                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 13082

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                  nah I actually got the answer

                                                                  and its not rocket...dumbass.
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                                                                  • NickPapageorgio
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                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                    • 8323

                                                                    #34

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                                                                    • reynold
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 51271

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by NickPapageorgio

                                                                      I'm confused too!

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                                                                      • Ash@phpFX
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                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                        • 4292

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by MattO
                                                                        Too funny... looks like somebody's on the shit side of the Bell Curve.
                                                                        everyone is on the same side of the bell curve

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                                                                        • AVM
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                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                          • 1890

                                                                          #37
                                                                          A slock is a nocturnal herbivore encompassing various territories extending across the North Eastern region of the Pesson peninsula. It distinguishes itself from it's closely related (and distinct cousin), the wombat, mainly due to several opposable appendeges including a 'wamsit' (our current day version of a tail). It's most unique characteristic is that of it's defense mechanism. The slock propells a venomious, goo-like, odor (scentless to man) that incapacitates it's victims within moments of inhalation/exposure.

                                                                          Quite the specimen indeed.

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                                                                          • Oracle Porn
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                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 24433

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by SS396chevelleSS
                                                                            dumb fuck, the only language you even remotly know is english isnt it? just because they say it in a different order doesnt mean that it would be in the same order. Fucking Retard
                                                                            i know more languages that you...next.


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                                                                            • cool1
                                                                              sex is good
                                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                                              • 24939

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by AVM
                                                                              A slock is a nocturnal herbivore encompassing various territories extending across the North Eastern region of the Pesson peninsula. It distinguishes itself from it's closely related (and distinct cousin), the wombat, mainly due to several opposable appendeges including a 'wamsit' (our current day version of a tail). It's most unique characteristic is that of it's defense mechanism. The slock propells a venomious, goo-like, odor (scentless to man) that incapacitates it's victims within moments of inhalation/exposure.

                                                                              Quite the specimen indeed.

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                                                                              • cluck
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                • 5248

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I took that test months ago and got a perfect score bitches. I'm sure it's not all that accurate. I usually score 98th percentile+ but a perfect score is just ridiculous.
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                                                                                  • 17380

                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                  • StRoGE
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                                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                                    • 1713

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by AVM
                                                                                    A slock is a nocturnal herbivore encompassing various territories extending across the North Eastern region of the Pesson peninsula. It distinguishes itself from it's closely related (and distinct cousin), the wombat, mainly due to several opposable appendeges including a 'wamsit' (our current day version of a tail). It's most unique characteristic is that of it's defense mechanism. The slock propells a venomious, goo-like, odor (scentless to man) that incapacitates it's victims within moments of inhalation/exposure.

                                                                                    Quite the specimen indeed.
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                                                                                    • Doc911
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                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                      • 3695

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I remember that question from the iq test as well.

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                                                                                      • TheSwed
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                                                                                        #44

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