What do you call a kitten who viciously attacks your face when you sleep?

**NickPapageorgio** · 05-15-2004, 11:22 AM

Kitten #31...

...atleast that's what they would probably call him at the dog pound.

**riosluts** · 05-15-2004, 11:22 AM

ummm a kitten with a problem. you should get that cat checked or something

**Mazer Rackus** · 05-15-2004, 11:23 AM

"The Cat That Will Be Sleeping Outside At Night For The Rest Of Its Life"

**Ross** · 05-15-2004, 11:23 AM

The Devil?

**Firehorse** · 05-15-2004, 11:24 AM

When Kitty sits on my face while I am sleeping I don't call it an attack but I still call her Kitty!

**=^..^=** · 05-15-2004, 11:24 AM

I call it me when my sheets get stolen

**Spunky** · 05-15-2004, 11:24 AM

Oscar

**evildick** · 05-15-2004, 11:24 AM

"One dead kitten."

**Sarah_Jayne** · 05-15-2004, 11:24 AM

dead

**OWNED** · 05-15-2004, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by DarkJedi
We named ours Cato.

Doesn't matter, since he'll get renamed at the pound anyway.

**bringer** · 05-15-2004, 11:25 AM

if you're asian - "Dinner"

**DarkJedi** · 05-15-2004, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by riosluts
ummm a kitten with a problem. you should get that cat checked or something

It only attacks my face, not my gf's. It is inside.

**StuartD** · 05-15-2004, 11:25 AM

My cat loves to play, but as soon as my face gets anywhere close to him, he goes into passive mode.

I guess it's just instinct but even when he was only 4 weeks old, he would never do anything anywhere near my face that might cause me harm.

**Jakke PNG** · 05-15-2004, 11:26 AM

I called my moms cat "AAAAAAAAAARGH!" when she did that to me.

**Tuna** · 05-15-2004, 11:30 AM

i would probably call it "little piece of shit"

**DR_PHIL** · 05-15-2004, 11:38 AM

i hate pouncy kitties

**loverboy** · 05-15-2004, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by bringer
if you're asian - "Dinner"

**eroswebmaster** · 05-15-2004, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by DarkJedi
We named ours Cato.

LOL I don't think people caught the Pink Panther reference.

**Webasic** · 05-15-2004, 11:41 AM

DEAD

**ThePornPusher** · 05-15-2004, 11:42 AM

"The neighbor hood cat"

Cause he would never becoming back to my house.

**Jakke PNG** · 05-15-2004, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
LOL I don't think people caught the Pink Panther reference.

I did, and I loved the movies.

Peter Sellers rocked

**WebTitan** · 05-15-2004, 11:47 AM

i would be calling him Hunan 'Chicken' by morning

**eroswebmaster** · 05-15-2004, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I did, and I loved the movies.
Peter Sellers rocked

I would be in tears during those scenes between him and Cato...where he would be trying to tell him that tonight was not a good night or he had somewhere to be...but of course Cato was instructed to always attack regardless of what Clouseau said...LOL

**neewwman** · 05-15-2004, 11:56 AM

Stewart
Stew for short
mmmmmmmmmmmm....

**CDSmith** · 05-15-2004, 11:57 AM

Dinner. (stirfry)

**Jakke PNG** · 05-15-2004, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
I would be in tears during those scenes between him and Cato...where he would be trying to tell him that tonight was not a good night or he had somewhere to be...but of course Cato was instructed to always attack regardless of what Clouseau said...LOL

Yeah. lol. I need to buy those movies home

**bizmak** · 05-15-2004, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by Webasic
DEAD

What do you call a kitten who viciously attacks your face when you sleep?

What do you call a kitten who viciously attacks your face when you sleep?

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