R.I.P. Chuck the Turkey

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  • Mister Ruffles
    So Fucking Banned
    • Feb 2005
    • 66

    #1

    R.I.P. Chuck the Turkey

    WHITTIER, Iowa (AP) - A wild turkey who lived life in the fast lane near this eastern Iowa town has died doing what he did best - chasing cars.

    The turkey, called Chuck by some and Jake by others, showed up more than a year ago and starting harassing drivers by standing in the road with his feathers ruffled.

    Neighbors say the turkey was run over Jan. 31 by a car flying through town that no one recognized. They buried him.

    ``At least you can't say he lived a dull life,'' said Shirley Hadenfeldt, who lives nearby. ``There's a lot of people who slow down looking for him who don't realize he's gone.''

    She said Chuck apparently didn't want to bite the hand that fed him. He'd stand aside for farm tractors.

    ``But let it be a car or semi and he'd be right out there after them,'' Hadenfeldt said. ``I don't know what possessed him.''

    Hadenfeldt said, sadly, it's been a lot quieter on her stretch of road since Chuck died, and the three hens he attracted ``are nowhere around.''
  • axelcat
    Adult Locals
    • Jun 2002
    • 25450

    #2
    ......

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    • nojob
      The Original NoJob
      • Feb 2004
      • 3682

      #3
      thats messed up.

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      • tungsten
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        • Mar 2004
        • 10579

        #4
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        • spideriux
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          • Feb 2005
          • 17227

          #5
          R.I.P sorry
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          • Babaganoosh
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            • Nov 2001
            • 15841

            #6
            That sucks. Chuck's death is a much bigger loss than Arthur Miller.
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            • sickkittens
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              • Jul 2002
              • 25100

              #7
              Poor Chuck. All he wanted was a ride.

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              • Babaganoosh
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                • Nov 2001
                • 15841

                #8
                Originally posted by sickkittens
                Poor Chuck. All he wanted was a ride.
                I like pie.

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                • NoCarrier
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                  • Mar 2002
                  • 16356

                  #9
                  Hmmm.. Chuck...

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