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Old 02-10-2005, 10:06 AM  
d00t
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I want you to slave over a hot stove wearing nothing except a dress that is too short and too tight - then let me eat the dinner on the new couch you bought for me while I watch football and porn on TV (in any order).
You will get me unlimited beers and insist that I rest the beers on top of your head while you suck my cock during the commercial breaks.

After the game and porn, you will beg for me to shove my massive cock in your tight little ass and finish with spraying my jiz all over your sweet smiling cum loving face. Then you will call your best friend (female) and ask her to come over so you can share what is on your face with her. Your friend will lick it off your face while I watch...

Then we will all go upstairs and sleep in the same bed - you will not touch me, hug me or try to kiss me while I sleep. You may however - after a good solid 12 hour nap, wake me up by fighting with your best friend about who is going to fuck me first......


That's my perfect valentines day............ ;)
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