WTF Is an Asshat?

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  • beergood
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 2918

    #1

    WTF Is an Asshat?

    We have no such terminology in the ultra civilized state of Louisiana?
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  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204

    #2
    Its a hat you put on your ass silly.

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    • Dirty F
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2001
      • 59204

      #3
      doh

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      • cool1
        sex is good
        • Sep 2001
        • 24939

        #4
        ass·hat
        n. slang
        1. A thoroughly contemptible, detestable person.
        2. Tight fitting underwear
        [sny: asshole, asshead, assclown, asswad, asshot, assface, prick, faggot, whitey tighties]

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        • beergood
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2003
          • 2918

          #5
          Originally posted by coolone
          ass·hat
          n. slang
          1. A thoroughly contemptible, detestable person.
          2. Tight fitting underwear
          [sny: asshole, asshead, assclown, asswad, asshot, assface, prick, faggot, whitey tighties]
          I was more into the origin of the term. Thanks
          icq: 320340263

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          • Meta Ridley
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2003
            • 3433

            #6
            Here's an example

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            • Maerklin
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2004
              • 136

              #7
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              • Meta Ridley
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2003
                • 3433

                #8
                Originally posted by beergood
                I was more into the origin of the term. Thanks

                Ass-hat, they have an ass for a brain
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                • scoreman
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 1491

                  #9
                  another classic from fark.com
                  GFY surrenders

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                  • cool1
                    sex is good
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 24939

                    #10
                    Originally posted by beergood
                    I was more into the origin of the term. Thanks
                    The Origins and Spread to the United States

                    From what I can trace back from archived IRC chats, the term 'asshat' was first used in the large European country of Sweden as an alternative for the word ?asshole.? From Sweden, by way of both train and ship, the word found it?s way to the shores of western France, where it was used by a software coder named Louis (LOO-ee) in a telephone conversation with his second cousin in Newfoundland. This great man was responsible for sending this fashionable European word to North America for all children to enjoy!

                    Once on the North American continent, there was no stopping it?s spread to the states. In a June 2000 memo to US-Canadian Customs agents, they were warned to not let this word slip across the border. At this point the word had such a Canadian backing that there was no way to stop it?s glorious spread. And so, ?asshat? was first used in the US by an Inuit man named Pukkeenegak who slipped across the border in his kayak. God bless the Inuit!

                    Americans were, at first, wary to this new word. They had grown up using ?asshole,? ?assclown,? (premier in Office Space) and even ?asshead.? What was to force them to add yet another word to their vocabulary? The Internet, of course! Using radiocarbon dating, we have determined that some of the first widespread usage of the word ?asshat? was in several Kevin Smith fan newsgroups, all located in California. Luckily, there are also Kevin Smith fans in the northeast United States, so the word quickly bounded an entire continent and made it to New York City.

                    Everyone knows that New York City is a melting pot of culture, drugs, and comedians. The Bamboni family of Brooklyn, NY was the first to use the word ?asshat? in common day talk. Donny Bamboni was quoted in July 2001 as telling a cashier at 7-11 to, ?put the money in the bag, asshat!? Several scared patrons of this convenience store quickly jumped on planes and flew back home, carrying the word with them. And Donny took the word to Rikers Island, where all the prisoners began using the word in a different context than an insult.

                    It is feasible to guess that by November, 2001, the word asshat was now in full usage all around the United States. Secretary of State Collin Powell was quoth in early 2002 as saying the following at a State Dinner: (in regards to Usama bin Laden) ?We have not yet found that asshat [bin Laden], but we?re sure as hell trying.?

                    In terms of an age breakdown, it seems that colleges students between the ages of 18-25 most commonly use the word asshat, but children as young as six have been heard using the word. Current demography predicts that by the end of 2003, the word asshat will be a commonly used word among high school students and among the 35-35 year old working class. It also appears that, through misinformation, the word is loosing it?s set definition. The next section will discuss its proper usages.

                    http://www.confusednation.com/asshat/

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                    • Meta Ridley
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 3433

                      #11
                      Originally posted by scoreman
                      another classic from fark.com
                      GFY surrenders
                      [email protected]

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                      • alexg
                        IL4L.com
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 11287

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Meta Ridley
                        Here's an example



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                        • loverboy
                          When it rains, it pours
                          • May 2003
                          • 20609

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Meta Ridley
                          Here's an example

                          this just brighten up my day

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                          • axelcat
                            Adult Locals
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 25450

                            #14

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                            • EviLGuY
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 12745

                              #15
                              Anyone with their head clearly up their ass.

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                              • C-Bass
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2003
                                • 3153

                                #16
                                i wish i had my photoshop here.....fuck, got some wicked ideas!!


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                                • Easton
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 9825

                                  #17
                                  asshat is how we refer to winter vacationers in AZ
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                                  • Butrflied
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 1344

                                    #18
                                    omg coolone .. yesterday I was talking to my friend and called somebody an asshat .. he had never heard that used before .. I'm totally sending him that long winded explanation now
                                    ~Butrflied~

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                                    • bringer
                                      i have man boobies
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 13082

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Butrflied
                                      omg coolone .. yesterday I was talking to my friend and called somebody an asshat .. he had never heard that used before .. I'm totally sending him that long winded explanation now
                                      totally? i hadnt heard that since i was tied to a chair and forced to watch clueless
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