It suddenly struck me that -- MAYBE A LOT OF YOU don't know AdultFriendFinder.com owns a slightly-less-slutty little dress called Passion.com.
Call it an exercise in preemptive survivalism, combined with strategic chutzpah of the most mainstream kind.
Everybody knows AFF has done great things with adult, been an integral part of adult's growing-up since 1996, in fact. And, while we certainly enjoy all the adult traffic we get, we've taken some steps to protect the core of our business from some of adult's -- shall we call them -- vulnerabilities.
I've actually written an article for the February issue of XBIZ on just this very subject. But rather than impose my thoughts on all of you here, I'll do a favor for my wonderful XBIZ "editrix" and encourage you to buy a copy of the magazine instead. It's good, smart shit, fellas.
Anyways, Passion.com is nothing less than a wedge we built against the increasingly exclusionary pressures of the mainstream online world. It is the archetypical Wolf in Sheeps Clothing; it is the Trojan Horse we're sending into the newly protected enclave of nipple-free Super Bowls and 4 more Bushy years -- oh God. Cuz here at FriendFinder, we believe in revolutions from the INSIDE.
Passion.com is driving one of the naughtiest, most correct and most historically suppressed messages ever conceived by our species straight into the heart of the scary Neo-Puritanism that's got this country (and, by political and military effect, the whole world) in its grips today. And we mean to pack as many of you hairy porno-monkeys with us as we can.
So, hop on board, me laddies!
There's a shiny new ship, with a bold new course headed out to Sea -- and her name is
PASSION.com.
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