Got jury duty in 2 weeks. How do I get out?
Its in toronto.
Its in toronto.
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tell me you got gonorrea and cant sit for a long trial. -
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Commit a crime and get caught, be jailed at that time...and I'm off.Comment
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What happens if you just don't show up.Comment
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Tell them you don't think you need the be there because you can read the defendants thoughts from miles away.Comment
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Get REALLY fucking drunk the night before. When you wake up from passing out, take another few shots of whiskey. Get a ride to the courthouse and walk in smoking a half burnt cigar, smelling like whiskey and unshave/unshowered.
They will send you home. Trust me
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Casually drop that you hate "******s and spics" and "can't wait to lock a few up." You'll be outta there before lunch.
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just tell them you dont trust the policeComment
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As a juror, if you do not attend you will be liable to the penalties provided by the juries act.Originally posted by FuqALot
What happens if you just don't show up.Comment
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Originally posted by Easton
show extreme bias/racism/prejudism etc in the selection process... no lawyer wants a nutjob on the juryComment
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stand up on the chair and start screaming in a made up language.Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence.
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hehehe... sounds like something Homer J. Simpson would do!Originally posted by fris
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I just went a few months ago and wouldn't you know it, the first group I go with is for a child abuse/death case and I knew one of the defendants familymembers through another person. I pointed this out, I was dismissed, went back to the pool and played the trauma card and was released for the day. I guess it's good to be introduced to people once in a while.when in doubt...don't whip it out!
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distended anus
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Pretend you dont speak englishComment
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Just tell them the truth, that you're in porn!
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this might work.Originally posted by SL|M!
Just tell them the truth, that you're in porn!
or insist that you already have a strong feeling about this case..and you are glad to do your part..then wink...dont elaborate...just say you know what needs to be doneTelegram PhoenixBrad
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The judges have heard every story possible.
This worked for my sister when she had her 1st kid. She couldnt afford day care or a baby sitter, Play the single parent card.Comment
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When they select the jury pretend that you are unstable. Let them think that your crazy just enough to get out of jury duty but not enough to get thrown into the mental ward
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Wear a replica Nazi uniform. You're as good as gone.
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good luckComment
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Be a Hater!
Although you never know what the lawyers
are looking for. I ended up on a case that lasted 3 months.
I was told 3 days. i thought i would get out cause i was a
private investigator at the time but the defense wanted me cause
they had a lot of evidence that came from a PI
But the thing is we all complain about some of the verdicts but they do not end up with many quality people on the jury I was on the others were total idiots. a few slept thrrough most of the trial.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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In your mind, put yourself in the defendant or plantiffs position... and then think about having a jury of peers made up of people who have nothing better to do, or too stupid to get out of jury duty... and then think about them determining your fate.
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walk into the room, look at the judge and say "nice robe fuckface, what did you do fuck the drapes?"Comment
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This works wellOriginally posted by Easton
show extreme bias/racism/prejudism etc in the selection process... no lawyer wants a nutjob on the jury
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Can you say Police Escort!!!!!!!!Originally posted by FuqALot
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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
walk into the room, look at the judge and say "nice robe fuckface, what did you do fuck the drapes?"
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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Wear a replica Nazi uniform. You're as good as gone.
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shout "Guilty" at random intervals...and I'm off.Comment
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tell them the man owes u money!
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