If there is just ONE thing I love about the USA...

What can I say? Americans are easily amused.

Yeah that is true. I hate cheapass fucks. And americans are not cheapass fucks. word.

Yeah it'd be pretty amusing to me if we invaded Canada and tore that shithole up for a little while.

The land of the free and the home of the Gold Visa.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............tight asses

True. European people are also very greedy.

Shithole? Canada is way cleaner than the US....

I don't see much chance of the states ever attacking Canada... they only attack defenceless countries with their long range missiles

Even though the US has 6 times more people, Canada would still fuck them up pretty good.

I'm Rich Bitch!

Most probably the land of debt also... but what do I care if they're putting their money in MY pocket.

What else is there to do in the states, except for work, eat, shit and spend money

I was so alarmed by your post that I decided to hack open the database of the Canadian Armed Forces and downloaded this emergency plan to deal with a possiable invasion from the United States.

---Classified for Canadian eyes only------

1) Open the boarder and do not hinder their movement into the country.

2) Instruct the public to offer no resistance.

3) All fast food resturants will quickly come under CF control and all US military personal will receive fee meals with proper Identification.

4) All strip bars will be placed under the jurisdiction of the RCMP and they will begin to function 24hrs/7 days a week and legal stripper age will be dropped to 16. (14 in Quebec) Unlimited complementary lap dances for all US miltary personal showing proper ID.

5) The secret Canadian Miltary base in British Columbia. CFB Marjauna, will begin the shock and awe phase of Operation Candian Liberation. By releasing our classified genetically engineered high grade yeild plants to the United States troups.
Hookers in Windsor, Vancouver, Montreal and the Jane and Finch area of Toronto will be the main channels of distribution.

6) The federal reserve of Beer will be released and henceforth flooding the marketplace with tasty strong Canadian brew at a very cheap price. An additional 30% discount will be available to all US military personal and public drunkeness fines will only apply to Canadian citizens.

We anticipate that if the Americans do invade us it will most likely be in the summer months of July and August. In a worst case scenario we expect the crisis to be over in 6 months when the winter months occur and the American soldiers retreat for warmer climate.

We also anticipate the following summer we will be invaded by American Tourists with an increase of 1000% in tourist revenues.
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Whew.. I can sleep tonight feeling safer that my goverment knows how to deal with any emergency.

Pain in the ass

Money flows freely...people here have it

you just find more sickos there because there are more people living there than in any country in europe...