Fuck The Meter maids!! Fuck'em!

I know what you mean but it's not really their fault. They just want to make an honest salary and have no other choice.

what are they on a commision or something there?

They are just doing their job.

meter maids = urban terrorists

So true. I got $130 in parking tickets in just one day a few days ago. But now I got a residential parking permit to say to the meter bitch.

I like the ones that drive those golf cart like things.... you can just tip them over.

I got 8 oustanding parking tickets in three cities. I was a lil nervous I would get the Boot sometime, So I went to DMV and bought a new license plate number. $15 bucks and new plates

I'm 99% sure the fines will just transfer to the new plates. I don't think you can avoid that.

Fuck the Meter Maids!! Fuck 'em!!

I'm with ya Bro... Fuck'em!!

I hate them aswell.

Maybe you should start going out with them and fuck their minds out!

Destroy the bastards!

Well, at least you've got to get it out of your chest.

Is this a metaphor for those with high post counts?

Don't shoot the messenger fuck the one that employs them!

Maybe you should just pay the damn meter?

I couldn't agree any more..

Where I live for school, they have this little rule that you can park on the street for up to 2 hours, then you have to move your car to another block.

I moved into a building downtown into the zoning district, and the fucking town wouldn't issue me a pass to park in the parking lot behind the building. The bitch over the phone told me I could feed the meter everyday from 8 AM- 4 PM (you can only put 2 hours of quarters in at a time), or park my car 12 blocks away everyday. I said fuck it.

I got a ticket everyday. Now I'm from the East Coast, close to NYC, but go to school in the slower midwest...so one day this bitch meter maid is going around, marking up cars. I went up to her and was like "listen, i live in the building, the town wouldn't issue me a parking permit -- I can't do shit with my car, I get a ticket almost everyday, sometimes more than 1." Her response "I don't care." My response to her "FUCK YOU BITCH" while throwing about 20 unpaid tickets at her. Her response to that "You can't talk to me that way." My response - "Fuck you bitch, where I'm from this is called being nice."

FUCK THEM ALL - EVERY SINGLE LAST FUCKING ONE OF THEM. THEY'RE FUCKING STUPID AS FUCK.

One last story. This past year, they built a new garage attached to my apartment building. We all knew a lot of the spots would be reserved, however on our floor about half the spots still had no 'RESERVED' sign on them. Well one morning, they decide to put up those RESERVED signs on all the spots. By about 1 P.M. that day, they were already fucking ticketing. I walk outside to see this dumb bitch metermaid writing me a ticket. I'm like "Umm, you guys just put that sign up this morning, I haven't even had a chance to move my car." Her response "No, the RESERVED signs have been up for 2 weeks." My response "No, I LIVE HERE, the signs were not up last night, I'm 100% sure about that" - So she walks over to the next car, my friend's car and starts writing her a ticket. I get into a little fighting match. I said fuck it, called up the company that owns the building and go "WHAT THE FUCK" - within an hour, every single fucking ticket was removed from every car

DUMB STUPID BITCH METER MAIDS. THEY MAKE ME SOOOO FUCKING MAD.

No, actually it's lyrics from a Fishbone song.

IN THE ASS