I live in a crooked house.
When I walk down the hallway, I feel like I'm walking through a fun house at the fair. It starts to tilt to the left. When I wake up, I have to step out of bed up hill. When I'm taking a piss, I have to lean back.
It's quite odd. But on the upside, the house is a freebie from my cousin who's letting me live here instead of the house being left empty.
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