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my mother has known for a long time (parents are divorced) so I don't talk to my real father all that often. He called to wish me a happy birthday this year and my sister had picked up the other phone at the same time I did. When I said hello, my father paused, and I said Hello? he said "Christina?" (yeah) "you know you have a very sexy voie, sometimes when you answer the phone I think I called one of those 900 #'s" and my fucking sister pipes up with "you probably have" and bursts out laughing, he said "I've never called those things" and she said "well its a good thing, cause your daughter does phone sex for a living!" It was fun explaining that to dear old dad, who was flipping out about men having my # and it not being safe, had to explain the whole damn thing.... on my birthday no less, with a housefull of people standing around going "christina does phone sex? i always thought it was a joke? really whats the #" lol It was classic!
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