Miura

THE NINE MOST IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMAN'S LIFE:

1. THE DOCTOR: because he says : "Take your clothes off"
2. THE DENTIST: because he says : "Open wide"
3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says : "Do you want it teased or blown"
4. THE MILKMAN: because he says : "Do you want it in the front or the back?" 5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says : "Once it's in, you'll love it"
6. THE SHARE BROKER: because he says : "It will rise gradually and maintain it's peak for a long-long-long time"
7. THE BANKER: because he says : "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest
8. THE HUNTER: because he "Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots"
9. THE TELKOM GUY: because he says : "Would you like it on the table or against the wall. And the most annoying is FATHER CHRISTMAS...the bastard only comes once a year!

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Alex