BURNING ISSUE FROM ATLANTA.......The "HANS" question... a Fed? ... an Alien?....WTF?

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  • sperbonzo
    I'd rather be on my boat.
    • May 2003
    • 9750
    #1

    BURNING ISSUE FROM ATLANTA.......The "HANS" question... a Fed? ... an Alien?....WTF?

    It is my firm opinion that this so-called "Hans", was either an:

    Undercover Federal Agent posing as a mysterious idiot with a German first name, and Dutch middle name, and a Danish last name. Whenever asked what he did....he would just mumble "everything" and then refuse to answer anything else....and then, to add to the riddle, he said that he was Dutch, and big in the business, but didn't know any of the dutch players, and they didn't know him. (He also spent a lot of time taking pictures of big groups of us wearing our badges....)

    or,


    He was an alien that had been accidentally seperated from his mother ship.

    DISCUSS....
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    • SlickCash Sarah
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2004
      • 2055
      #2
      How about he was...A TOTAL TURD HURDLER....

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        • FrankWhite
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          • Nov 2002
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          #3

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            • TheFrog
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              • Jan 2004
              • 4095
              #4
              Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
              How about he was...A TOTAL TURD HURDLER....

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                • brand0n
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                  • Nov 2002
                  • 26983
                  #5
                  my long lost 2nd cousin
                  want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                    • Raven
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                      • Jul 2001
                      • 6874
                      #6
                      Originally posted by sperbonzo
                      It is my firm opinion that this so-called "Hans", was either an:

                      Undercover Federal Agent posing as a mysterious idiot with a German first name, and Dutch middle name, and a Danish last name. Whenever asked what he did....he would just mumble "everything" and then refuse to answer anything else....and then, to add to the riddle, he said that he was Dutch, and big in the business, but didn't know any of the dutch players, and they didn't know him. (He also spent a lot of time taking pictures of big groups of us wearing our badges....)

                      or,


                      He was an alien that had been accidentally seperated from his mother ship.

                      DISCUSS....
                      Ok, ok already. I'll vote the way you told me to in Phoenix...

                      Hi, Michael. How goes it?
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                        • sperbonzo
                          I'd rather be on my boat.
                          • May 2003
                          • 9750
                          #7
                          Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
                          How about he was...A TOTAL TURD HURDLER....

                          ok.....that's a start!

                          Did you talk to that guy at all? (When he wasn't completely and incoherently drunk, that is)
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                            • sperbonzo
                              I'd rather be on my boat.
                              • May 2003
                              • 9750
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Raven
                              Ok, ok already. I'll vote the way you told me to in Phoenix...

                              Hi, Michael. How goes it?

                              HI RAVEN!!!

                              Are you guys going to come out for the Miami show?
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                                • Phoenix
                                  BACON BACON BACON
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 35475
                                  #9
                                  i'm still trying to figure out the hans thing

                                  lol
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                                    • SlickCash Sarah
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                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 2055
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by sperbonzo
                                      ok.....that's a start!

                                      Did you talk to that guy at all? (When he wasn't completely and incoherently drunk, that is)
                                      Um no...the only words I said to him the whole trip were,"Get that friggin camera outta my face, before I kick you in the nuts with my steeltoe boots on"....

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                                        • brand0n
                                          been very busy
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 26983
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
                                          Um no...the only words I said to him the whole trip were,"Get that friggin camera outta my face, before I kick you in the nuts with my steeltoe boots on"....
                                          kinda like bothering the shit outta someone on icq but diffrent...
                                          want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                            • Cory W
                                              Deeply shallow
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 9133
                                              #12
                                              I liked Hans.

                                              He was definitely a little out there and aggressive, but I am a pretty laid back guy, so I didn't much care.

                                              I think most people just thought he was interesting a quite funny!
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                                                • Joesho
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                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 12329
                                                  #13
                                                  My guess would be he was a reporter...

                                                  1.) he skipped out on a lunch bill
                                                  2.) he always appeared to be fucked up.
                                                  3.) he never really asked questions of what people did, he just hung out.


                                                  more action of a reporter, than of a fed, but you never know with Bush at the helm what al is capable...
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                                                    • bizmak
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 10014
                                                      #14
                                                      OMG Fed?? Is this even posible?

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                                                        • Grinder
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                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                          • 261
                                                          #15
                                                          Hans really got on my nerves at first, but then he grew on me like a fungus.

                                                          The last night at the "Compound" Brand0n and I got the biggest kick out of watching him "escape" from our private party to mingle and exasperate the local Atlanta clubbers.

                                                          BTW, did anyone check out the rest of the "Compound". That place was HUGE. Must have been over 1,000 people in the back two buildings.

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                                                            • sperbonzo
                                                              I'd rather be on my boat.
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 9750
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Joesho
                                                              My guess would be he was a reporter...

                                                              1.) he skipped out on a lunch bill
                                                              2.) he always appeared to be fucked up.
                                                              3.) he never really asked questions of what people did, he just hung out.


                                                              more action of a reporter, than of a fed, but you never know with Bush at the helm what al is capable...
                                                              hmmmm.....decent theory.....
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                                                                • tony299
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                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 57021
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Thats why I think everyone should have to produce id to get into a show. Your right we dont know who the fuck he is and whats the quickest way to get someones guard down. Act goofy and stupid so they dont see you as a threat.

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                                                                    • Peaches
                                                                      Old broad
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 13933
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Hans is the father of my next child.

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                                                                        • McKracken
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                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 703
                                                                          #19
                                                                          hans bought the fly's Book on how to be a playa

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                                                                            • Tofu
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                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 5615
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Grinder


                                                                              BTW, did anyone check out the rest of the "Compound". That place was HUGE. Must have been over 1,000 people in the back two buildings.
                                                                              Shit! That place was crazy! almost like a med size rave in the back - complete with glowsticks!
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                                                                                • fatbaby
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                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                  • 486
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Well.. damn.. I thought I was the father or your next child!


                                                                                  Interesting theories on Hans... the reporter one is the most plausable.... for 4 days of watching him, I NEVER saw him talking ANY type of biz with ANYONE... just hanging around....

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                                                                                    • Tofu
                                                                                      The Video Specialist
                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                      • 5615
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by tony404
                                                                                      Thats why I think everyone should have to produce id to get into a show. Your right we dont know who the fuck he is and whats the quickest way to get someones guard down. Act goofy and stupid so they dont see you as a threat.
                                                                                      A very interesting point.
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                                                                                        • Materialist
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                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                          • 739
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          He's a mutt.

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                                                                                            • Peaches
                                                                                              Old broad
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 13933
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              You guys are forgetting KK has emails from him from BEFORE the show.

                                                                                              And I'm not sure how ID's would help keep ANYONE out - I have my own company with me as my own employee. This is the first show where I've been representing another company. Ergo, anyone one, even Hans, can start a company (heck, even make one up on the fly) and register

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                                                                                                • sperbonzo
                                                                                                  I'd rather be on my boat.
                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                  • 9750
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Grinder


                                                                                                  The last night at the "Compound" Brand0n and I got the biggest kick out of watching him "escape" from our private party to mingle and exasperate the local Atlanta clubbers.
                                                                                                  It was hilarious to watch people just back away from him like he was covered with oozing pores or something!
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                                                                                                    • Cory W
                                                                                                      Deeply shallow
                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                      • 9133
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Grinder
                                                                                                      Hans really got on my nerves at first, but then he grew on me like a fungus.

                                                                                                      The last night at the "Compound" Brand0n and I got the biggest kick out of watching him "escape" from our private party to mingle and exasperate the local Atlanta clubbers.

                                                                                                      BTW, did anyone check out the rest of the "Compound". That place was HUGE. Must have been over 1,000 people in the back two buildings.
                                                                                                      Exactly man. The guy wasn't that bad, at least not enough to bring out anger. He was just having a good time.

                                                                                                      The check he walked out on was mine and in his defense, he came back to pay it. Everyone chipped in for him, it did not break anyone's bank at that table, rest assured.

                                                                                                      He wasn't a fed. He actually did have accounts and know people. He was just traveling the world best I understood the situation. I am sure the Feds could do better in the way of recruiting a spy.

                                                                                                      He didn't get in the way of my business at all. I got more done in Atlanta than in Phoenix truth be told. I met people because of him being such a common bond between people topic-wise.

                                                                                                      Sometimes, you gotta just be able to sit back and laugh.

                                                                                                      PureCash gives Hans a big Thumbsup!


                                                                                                      He can have some of our Krispy Kremes anytime he likes!

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                                                                                                        • Grinder
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                                                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                                                          • 261
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I don't see how ID's would help either. The feds use undercover ID's all the time.

                                                                                                          I think a system with the intent of screening out law enforcement would be a red-flag and invitation for them to actually send in undercover operators.

                                                                                                          And Han's is not a Fed. He didn't ask me any personal or revealing questions. He's just a guy that made a few bucks on his sites and wanted to have some fun. I bought Hans a drink and he drank it, which I don't think undercover cops can do.

                                                                                                          I've dealt with the Feds. They showed up on doorstep one morning with a suponea for one of my sites. They took down my driver's license number, the license plate numbrers for all the cars in my driveway, and who knows what else. Hans was not after any personal info.

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                                                                                                            • Cory W
                                                                                                              Deeply shallow
                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                              • 9133
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Grinder
                                                                                                              I don't see how ID's would help either. The feds use undercover ID's all the time.

                                                                                                              I think a system with the intent of screening out law enforcement would be a red-flag and invitation for them to actually send in undercover operators.

                                                                                                              And Han's is not a Fed. He didn't ask me any personal or revealing questions. He's just a guy that made a few bucks on his sites and wanted to have some fun. I bought Hans a drink and he drank it, which I don't think undercover cops can do.

                                                                                                              I've dealt with the Feds. They showed up on doorstep one morning with a suponea for one of my sites. They took down my driver's license number, the license plate numbrers for all the cars in my driveway, and who knows what else. Hans was not after any personal info.
                                                                                                              Nicely put. By the way, it was nice meeting you in Atlanta.
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                                                                                                                • Jakke PNG
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                                                                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                  • 20306
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by McKracken
                                                                                                                  hans bought the fly's Book on how to be a playa
                                                                                                                  HAHAAH
                                                                                                                  Now, that's funny.
                                                                                                                  ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                                                    • sperbonzo
                                                                                                                      I'd rather be on my boat.
                                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                                      • 9750
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      ok....just so you all know.....

                                                                                                                      I WASN'T BEING COMPLETELY SERIOUS IN POSTING THIS TOPIC!

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                                                                                                                        • Grinder
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                                                                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                          • 261
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          WEGCashCory, nice to meet you too. Thanks for the Krispy Kreams Friday Night/Saturday Morning.

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                                                                                                                            • m00d
                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                                                              • 3129
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              i have one thing to say to the person who started this thread : GET A FUCKING LIFE

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                                                                                                                                • laura
                                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 945
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  he kept screaming "party time" at me in his accent and i couldnt understand him...

                                                                                                                                  then he asked me if I spoke English LOL

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                                                                                                                                    • Grinder
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                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 261
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by m00d
                                                                                                                                      i have one thing to say to the person who started this thread : GET A FUCKING LIFE
                                                                                                                                      It was only a matter of time before a Hans thread started.

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                                                                                                                                        • Peaches
                                                                                                                                          Old broad
                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 13933
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by m00d
                                                                                                                                          i have one thing to say to the person who started this thread : GET A FUCKING LIFE
                                                                                                                                          After meeting Michael, I have a strong suspicion this thread was started in fun.

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                                                                                                                                            • Cory W
                                                                                                                                              Deeply shallow
                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 9133
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Grinder
                                                                                                                                              WEGCashCory, nice to meet you too. Thanks for the Krispy Kreams Friday Night/Saturday Morning.
                                                                                                                                              Mike AI bought them buddy, Luke and I just guarded them from Billy in the back of the Sexcalade!
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                                                                                                                                                • dirtysouth
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 2613
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  The Compound was unbeleivable. I talked to some locals and they said that it was actually the owners house. He just decided to convert it into a nightclub. Also did anyone buy any ciggarettes there? I bought a pack of Marlboro lights and they had Russian packaging and stamps, the filters were brown. Weird. Some pics:






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                                                                                                                                                    • sperbonzo
                                                                                                                                                      I'd rather be on my boat.
                                                                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 9750
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Grinder
                                                                                                                                                      WEGCashCory, nice to meet you too. Thanks for the Krispy Kreams Friday Night/Saturday Morning.
                                                                                                                                                      Actually, those Krispy Kreams WERE great!

                                                                                                                                                      Unfortunately, after eating them, I apparently went to sleep in one of the chairs in the upper level of the lobby.

                                                                                                                                                      By MY perception, I just closed my eyes for a sec, then thought that I must be really tired, and went up to my room, but it turns out that I actually fell asleep for about an hour and that three security guards tried to wake me up.....and had to be bribed away with doughnuts.
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                                                                                                                                                        • EviLGuY
                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 12745
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Hans, a real GFY celeb.

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                                                                                                                                                            • sperbonzo
                                                                                                                                                              I'd rather be on my boat.
                                                                                                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 9750
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                                                                                              After meeting Michael, I have a strong suspicion this thread was started in fun.

                                                                                                                                                              (wow....somebody gets it!) Thanks sweetie!
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                                                                                                                                                                • Grinder
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 261
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  I think that his quote "He was an alien that had been accidentally seperated from his mother ship" should have been a clue that it was posted in jest. However the alien theory is more probable then a secret agent.

                                                                                                                                                                  One thing is for sure.... he really does like the ladies!!!

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                                                                                                                                                                    • beemk
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 20829
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      i doubt he was a fed or anything, he's probably just someone that doesnt like to make his business public. there are plenty of people that are like that from the board. i dont see how a show would be any different.
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Goose
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                          • 5725
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Hans is our newest member btw... ;)
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Basic_man
                                                                                                                                                                              Programming King Pin
                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 27360
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Okay, what the fuck are you talking about ?
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                                                                                                                                                                                • m00d
                                                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 3129
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Grinder
                                                                                                                                                                                  It was only a matter of time before a Hans thread started.
                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, unfortunately there was one yesterday called Atlanta Idiots posted by AaronM



                                                                                                                                                                                  this is like highschool except more gossip

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Hansm
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      one lie, if you did ask me i would not take any picture from you. but you didt ask.



                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
                                                                                                                                                                                      Um no...the only words I said to him the whole trip were,"Get that friggin camera outta my face, before I kick you in the nuts with my steeltoe boots on"....

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