Critique: The BEATLES Suck ASS!

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  • Mr. Marks
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    • Jun 2001
    • 7517

    #1

    Critique: The BEATLES Suck ASS!

    My girlfriend gave me a copy of Anthology, the Beatles album recently. These guys suck ass. Talk about lame and corny melodies, ya ya ya sing along bullshit.

    The only thing half decent was their crap from Sgt Peppers' album but most of that is ripped off from Dylan and early psychedelic rock acts.

    Beatles = corporate rock gone super crappy


    I wish I had more hands so I can give this crappy "band" four thumbs down.



    The CD makes a great coaster though.
  • torrey
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 1656

    #2
    I couldnt disagree more. You must consider the era this music was released in.

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    • xenophobic
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2004
      • 874

      #3
      SIG WHORE controversy thread?

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      • Jakke PNG
        ex-TeenGodFather
        • Nov 2001
        • 20306

        #4
        Hater. Beatles is good music. Lennon was talented.
        Do you hate Queen too?

        Do you listen to hiphop or techno by any chance?
        ..and I'm off.

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        • juicylinks
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992

          #5

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          • Furious_Male
            Doing the grind since 99
            • Oct 2003
            • 16884

            #6
            The Beatles helped lay the foundation for the future of rock and roll. There isnt a beatles song I dont like. Sure some of them are a bit corny but that was the thing then.
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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089

              #7
              Originally posted by papichulo
              My girlfriend gave me a copy of Anthology, the Beatles album recently. These guys suck ass. Talk about lame and corny melodies, ya ya ya sing along bullshit.

              The only thing half decent was their crap from Sgt Peppers' album but most of that is ripped off from Dylan and early psychedelic rock acts.

              Beatles = corporate rock gone super crappy


              I wish I had more hands so I can give this crappy "band" four thumbs down.



              The CD makes a great coaster though.
              am glad to see that your cluelessness knows no boundaries

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              • BradM
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2003
                • 3397

                #8
                They were in the 60s you handidart.
                FUCK

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                • Mr. Marks
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                  • Jun 2001
                  • 7517

                  #9
                  Originally posted by baddog
                  am glad to see that your cluelessness knows no boundaries
                  You're just a sentimental aging hippie.

                  Don't you have whales to save or trees to hug somewhere?

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                  • NickPapageorgio
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 8323

                    #10
                    Listen to Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds just once please. Follow that by putting Sgt. Pepper on song 1 and listen to the whole album. The Beatles pwn it. Some of their early stuff was shit but later on they broke away from all the "Bottled" stuff and really got artistic.

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                    • Mr. Marks
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                      • Jun 2001
                      • 7517

                      #11
                      Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                      Listen to Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds just once please. Follow that by putting Sgt. Pepper on song 1 and listen to the whole album. The Beatles pwn it. Some of their early stuff was shit but later on they broke away from all the "Bottled" stuff and really got artistic.
                      I did, sounded like Lennon had his nuts caught in a vise.

                      "Picture myself pimpslapping the beatles ...."

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                      • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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                        • Oct 2003
                        • 5162

                        #12
                        beatles are way before my time and i still like them..

                        Register Now For PimpinPays.com

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                        • NickPapageorgio
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                          • Apr 2004
                          • 8323

                          #13
                          That's cool..I mean I like BackStreetBoys from time to time too

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                          • NickPapageorgio
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 8323

                            #14
                            They are one of those bands you either love or hate though. I hated Elton John till I started listening to the music. That guy is awesome now. I even seen him live last year. Great show...

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                            • Jakke PNG
                              ex-TeenGodFather
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 20306

                              #15
                              Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                              That's cool..I mean I like BackStreetBoys from time to time too
                              Nice going. You just invalidated any point you might have made before.
                              ..and I'm off.

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                              • Mr. Marks
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                                • Jun 2001
                                • 7517

                                #16
                                Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                                That's cool..I mean I like BackStreetBoys from time to time too
                                Whatever floats your boat, buddy. I'm sure you sweat to the oldies with Richard Simmons' videos too.

                                To each his own.


                                For me, James Brown, Parliament Funk, and PUBLIC ENEMY

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                                • Mr. Marks
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                                  • Jun 2001
                                  • 7517

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                                  They are one of those bands you either love or hate though. I hated Elton John till I started listening to the music. That guy is awesome now. I even seen him live last year. Great show...
                                  Did he sprinkle magic pixie dust on you?

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                                  • TAMPA_TOKER
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • May 2004
                                    • 1907

                                    #18
                                    All your post suck also papichulo. But i belive the beatles banked over $100 million easy. Whats you account at?

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                                    • NickPapageorgio
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                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 8323

                                      #19
                                      PE is good shit. Parliament Funk...what can you say...I mean ofcourse they own. Try some Wagner sometime. Dunno if you into classical but some of that shit will blow your mind.

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                                      • NickPapageorgio
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2004
                                        • 8323

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by papichulo
                                        Did he sprinkle magic pixie dust on you?
                                        No he jizzed in a glass and my girlfriend drank it. Now we win the lottery like 2 times a week.

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                                        • baddog
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 107089

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                                          They are one of those bands you either love or hate though. I hated Elton John till I started listening to the music. That guy is awesome now. I even seen him live last year. Great show...
                                          I saw Elton John in concert around 1972, in Balboa Park, San Diego (before he came out of the closet). He handed me a bottle of elderberry wine while singing Saturday Night is Alright For Fighting..


                                          Lead act, was Steely Dan . . . was a great concert

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                                          • NickPapageorgio
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                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 8323

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                            Nice going. You just invalidated any point you might have made before.
                                            Captain Sarcasm At Your Service...Salute...

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                                            • Dirty F
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 59204

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by TAMPA_TOKER
                                              All your post suck also papichulo. But i belive the beatles banked over $100 million easy. Whats you account at?
                                              The pageviews from this thread will make him a buck or 2!

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                                              • Mr. Marks
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                                                • Jun 2001
                                                • 7517

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by xenophobic
                                                SIG WHORE controversy thread?
                                                Good thing you turned off your sig before posting that or else your true nature would have been obvious.... hypocrite.

                                                hahahahahah

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                                                • smack
                                                  Push Porn Like Weight.
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 10652

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by papichulo
                                                  My girlfriend gave me a copy of Anthology, the Beatles album recently. These guys suck ass. Talk about lame and corny melodies, ya ya ya sing along bullshit.

                                                  The only thing half decent was their crap from Sgt Peppers' album but most of that is ripped off from Dylan and early psychedelic rock acts.

                                                  Beatles = corporate rock gone super crappy


                                                  I wish I had more hands so I can give this crappy "band" four thumbs down.



                                                  The CD makes a great coaster though.
                                                  wow. i thought i was the only person who didn't like the beatles. thank god i'm not alone.
                                                  Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                  • Mr. Marks
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jun 2001
                                                    • 7517

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Battuss
                                                    The pageviews from this thread will make him a buck or 2!

                                                    Whatever, you Chocoprins ridder!



                                                    The moment you take off your sig, that's the moment you'll STOP looking like a hypocrite.

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                                                    • baddog
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 107089

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by smack
                                                      wow. i thought i was the only person who didn't like the beatles. thank god i'm not alone.
                                                      we will be sure to remember to group you with papichulo

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                                                      • Mr. Marks
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jun 2001
                                                        • 7517

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by smack
                                                        wow. i thought i was the only person who didn't like the beatles. thank god i'm not alone.
                                                        Right on! Yet another person who refuses to believe the hype and become another sheep to corporate music.

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                                                        • smack
                                                          Push Porn Like Weight.
                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 10652

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by papichulo
                                                          Right on! Yet another person who refuses to believe the hype and become another sheep to corporate music.
                                                          far too poppy for me. plus when i was a kid that's about all my dad listened to. i get beat on it real fast.
                                                          Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                          • stev0
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                            • 6801

                                                            #30
                                                            I like the beatles.. they're really nothing special though. Like the backstreet boys of the 60s, but ALOT more successfull.

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                                                            • Dirty F
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                              • 59204

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by papichulo
                                                              Right on! Yet another person who refuses to believe the hype and become another sheep to corporate music.
                                                              Thats coming from your mouth? Youre a fucking sheep to the company in your sig.

                                                              I hope they soon are gonna stop paying you so you can stop posting here. Youre pathetic.

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                                                              • xenophobic
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                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                • 874

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by papichulo
                                                                Good thing you turned off your sig before posting that or else your true nature would have been obvious.... hypocrite.

                                                                hahahahahah
                                                                I've never used a sig, so keep creating FAKE controversy for sig clicks, most of your other threads are the same drama, you sound like someone who would post you'd suck on hilary clinton's used tampon to get a few clicks.

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                                                                • Mr. Marks
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                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                  • 7517

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by xenophobic
                                                                  I've never used a sig, so keep creating FAKE controversy for sig clicks, most of your other threads are the same drama, you sound like someone who would post you'd suck on hilary clinton's used tampon to get a few clicks.
                                                                  Oh no.... a PRINCIPLED CYBERWARRIOR

                                                                  So tough with his words typed behind the safety of a CUBICLE

                                                                  Trying to look smart by putting down other users who post on GOFUCKYOURSELF.COM


                                                                  Are you like the MAIMONIDES of webmaster Chatboard's now? Dispensing wisdom and proper ethiquette guidelines to webmasters? Do you exhort webmasters to post to realize their better selves?

                                                                  Are you like the post quality POLICE, now?

                                                                  OHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE US, Mr. Xenophobic... hahahahaha

                                                                  Check my title for what I think about your self-righteous crap.

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                                                                  • tony299
                                                                    lurker
                                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                                    • 57021

                                                                    #34
                                                                    How can you say these things , when Sgt Pepper came out there was nothing like it and it was done on four tracks. Those early beatle albums those were two tracks ,so all those great harmonies were done while they were playing their instruments at the same time.

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                                                                    • xenophobic
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 874

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by papichulo
                                                                      Oh no.... a PRINCIPLED CYBERWARRIOR

                                                                      So tough with his words typed behind the safety of a CUBICLE

                                                                      Trying to look smart by putting down other users who post on GOFUCKYOURSELF.COM


                                                                      Are you like the MAIMONIDES of webmaster Chatboard's now? Dispensing wisdom and proper ethiquette guidelines to webmasters? Do you exhort webmasters to post to realize their better selves?

                                                                      Are you like the post quality POLICE, now?

                                                                      OHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE US, Mr. Xenophobic... hahahahaha

                                                                      Check my title for what I think about your self-righteous crap.
                                                                      You'd probably like to get me all riled up to cause some more fake drama to get you some sig placement however:
                                                                      <font size="26" face="Verdana, Arial">STFU SIG WHORE

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                                                                      • baddog
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                                        • 107089

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by tony404
                                                                        How can you say these things , when Sgt Pepper came out there was nothing like it and it was done on four tracks. Those early beatle albums those were two tracks ,so all those great harmonies were done while they were playing their instruments at the same time.
                                                                        he is clueless, that should be obvious

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                                                                        • neewwman
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                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 1737

                                                                          #37
                                                                          The Beatles were good but Flipper Still Rule

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                                                                          • Mr. Marks
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                                                                            • Jun 2001
                                                                            • 7517

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by xenophobic
                                                                            You'd probably like to get me all riled up to cause some more fake drama to get you some sig placement however:
                                                                            <font size="10" face="Verdana, Arial">STFU SIG WHORE
                                                                            We at leas I was able to count on your fake ass for at least 3 bumps. You ARE worth something after all.

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                                                                            • VicMartin
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                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                              • 887

                                                                              #39
                                                                              The Beatles, for their time, ruled. Even today the music is still easy to listen to.
                                                                              Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is. –Vince Lombardi

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                                                                              • Mr. Marks
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                                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                                • 7517

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by VicMartin
                                                                                The Beatles, for their time, ruled. Even today the music is still easy to listen to.
                                                                                Barry Manilow music helps my regularity when I defecate in the toilet but I wouldn't equate the fact that his music is "easy to listen to" with musical greatness.

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                                                                                • Joe Citizen
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                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 4552

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by papichulo
                                                                                  Barry Manilow music helps my regularity when I defecate in the toilet but I wouldn't equate the fact that his music is "easy to listen to" with musical greatness.
                                                                                  Okay, how would you define "musical greatness"?

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                                                                                  • Oh Sheila
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                                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                                    • 1404

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by xenophobic
                                                                                    SIG WHORE controversy thread?
                                                                                    Nope, just a fellow Beatle hater
                                                                                    SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                                                    • reynold
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 51271

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I think Beatles' music is not that bad. After all, they did rule in their sometime ago!

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                                                                                      • Jakke PNG
                                                                                        ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                                        • 20306

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Joe Citizen
                                                                                        Okay, how would you define "musical greatness"?
                                                                                        Can I try, I have 2 words that define it.
                                                                                        "Freddie Mercury" or "John Lennon"
                                                                                        One of the 2, or both are correct answers
                                                                                        ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                        • Mr. Marks
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                                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                                          • 7517

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Joe Citizen
                                                                                          Okay, how would you define "musical greatness"?
                                                                                          Two words:

                                                                                          ROLLING STONES!

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                                                                                          • Joe Citizen
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                                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                                            • 4552

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                                                            Can I try, I have 2 words that define it.
                                                                                            "Freddie Mercury" or "John Lennon"
                                                                                            One of the 2, or both are correct answers
                                                                                            Agreed... they are both musical giants of the 20th century.

                                                                                            They will both be remembered long after Parliament Funk and Public Enemy have been consigned to the musical trash can of history.

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                                                                                            • Joe Citizen
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                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                              • 4552

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by papichulo
                                                                                              Two words:

                                                                                              ROLLING STONES!
                                                                                              I wasn't asking you to name a band.

                                                                                              I want your definition of "musical greatness".

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                                                                                              • Joe Citizen
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                                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                                • 4552

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Joe Citizen
                                                                                                I wasn't asking you to name a band.

                                                                                                I want your definition of "musical greatness".
                                                                                                Ahhhh... the sound of silence.

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                                                                                                • newsdude
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                  • 1969

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  I guess nobody can really please everybody.
                                                                                                  SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                                                                  • Mishi
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                                                                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                                                                    • 1054

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by papichulo
                                                                                                    My girlfriend gave me a copy of Anthology, the Beatles album recently. These guys suck ass. Talk about lame and corny melodies, ya ya ya sing along bullshit.

                                                                                                    The only thing half decent was their crap from Sgt Peppers' album but most of that is ripped off from Dylan and early psychedelic rock acts.

                                                                                                    Beatles = corporate rock gone super crappy


                                                                                                    I wish I had more hands so I can give this crappy "band" four thumbs down.



                                                                                                    The CD makes a great coaster though.
                                                                                                    Your "controversial" threads are growing rather boring. Try harder.
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