Why Do Porn Actors Have To Use Such Foul Language?

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  • JackFoley
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 858

    #1

    Why Do Porn Actors Have To Use Such Foul Language?

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  • vidsweb
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 698

    #2
    Mmmmm......porn
    Just give'r

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    • klik
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2001
      • 5092

      #3
      Don't these filmmakers realize that an actor can easily get his or her point across without dirty words? If, for example, a woman wants to fellate a gentleman caller, she can simply say, "I want to suck on your dingle." Or "Can I please lick your winkie?" That's so much preferable.

      If I ever used that sort of coarse language around Marv, he'd be shocked and turned off. He wouldn't respect a gal who didn't have the decency to use proper English when she wanted him to stick his business where the sun doesn't shine. And I can't say I blame him.
      haha.. its fuckin 2002. just fuckin die already. if old people cant handle fuck this and fuck that... they should just fuck off and go fuck themselves. shit.

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      • HeadPimp
        Bad Mo-Fo
        • Jul 2001
        • 2772

        #4
        Why did they have to post that chicks pic with the article? "Like many people, I enjoy pornographic movies" just brings to mind her wrinkly self on the living room couch buck ass naked. I am so reviled I almost cannot drink my Saki!!!

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        • chodadog
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2002
          • 9736

          #5
          Originally posted by klik


          haha.. its fuckin 2002. just fuckin die already. if old people cant handle fuck this and fuck that... they should just fuck off and go fuck themselves. shit.
          *shakes his head*

          you don't get it, do you?
          26 + 6 = 1

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          • heymatty
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2001
            • 2188

            #6
            holy shit dude!

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            • JackFoley
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 858

              #7
              ROTFL - are you guys serious? Have you never read The Onion before?
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              • FATPad
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2001
                • 6693

                #8
                Originally posted by klik


                haha.. its fuckin 2002. just fuckin die already. if old people cant handle fuck this and fuck that... they should just fuck off and go fuck themselves. shit.
                BWAHAHAHA
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                • Pornwolf
                  Drunk and Unruly
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 22712

                  #9
                  Originally posted by HeadPimp
                  Why did they have to post that chicks pic with the article? "Like many people, I enjoy pornographic movies" just brings to mind her wrinkly self on the living room couch buck ass naked. I am so reviled I almost cannot drink my Saki!!!

                  I agree...


                  Except about the Sakii part.
                  I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                  Webair, bitches.

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                  • eru
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 2612

                    #10
                    It's sake (sa-kay).

                    Anyway, porn actors aren't the brightest bulbs and their vocab. consists of about 24 words (23 being curses).

                    If you want to see some good pornos, then check out www.sod.co.jp (Japanese langauge only). A lot of Japanese pornos have real story lines and exceptional female acting.

                    -eru

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                    • StupidNewbie
                      Registered User
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 864

                      #11
                      "F? my tight C-word with your huge blankety-blank, you big, black you-know-what"

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