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Old 02-03-2005, 04:02 PM  
Dagwolf
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Look, Lorax, I said. Thereīs no cause for alarm.
I chopped just one tree. I am doing no harm.
Iīm being quite useful. This thing is a Thneed.
A Thneedīs a Fine-Something-That-All-People-Need!
Itīs a shirt. Itīs a sock. Itīs a glove. Itīs a hat.
But it has other uses. Yes, far beyond that.
You can use it for carpets. For pillows! For sheets!
Or curtains! Or covers for bicycle seats!
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