Serious question: Was Jesus a virgin when he died?

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  • MetaformX
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    • Mar 2002
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    Serious question: Was Jesus a virgin when he died?

    Serious question: Was Jesus a virgin when he died?
  • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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    • crackerboy
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      #3
      very serioes
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      • crackerboy
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        but serioes i do belive he was thou
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        • okny
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          #5
          Read the bible
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          • James White
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            wow.. this thread will be amazing for quite some time to remember.... talk about the right place for this kind of post
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            • arial
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              I doubt it.

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              • pure energy
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                #8
                Originally posted by MetaformX
                Serious question: Was Jesus a virgin when he died?

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                • crackerboy
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                  dont make me call my grandmother and ask haha
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                  • goBigtime
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                    • Nov 2002
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                    #10
                    Depending on what your belief is in Jesus

                    ... if he were God in Human form....

                    Wouldn't you want to know what your creation of "sex" was like first hand?

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                    • crackerboy
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                      damn dident see that congrats mate
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                      • MetaformX
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                        Originally posted by James White
                        wow.. this thread will be amazing for quite some time to remember.... talk about the right place for this kind of post
                        I watched the Passion tonight, and it got me thinking...Has anyone really addressed this? This post is not meant to mock" Jesus, so I hope no one takes offense.

                        And I would agree that maybe this is not the best place to explore this topic, but I am very curious as to if he really was a virgin. He was human, and we all know the effection he had for the prostitue he saved...What are the chances?

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                        • MetaformX
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by pure energy
                          A very interesting post for the 5k! Congrats!
                          Thanks. Although I don't put too much in post counts anymore, which is why I didnt make a big thread about reaching 5k. heh

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                          • okny
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by MetaformX
                            I watched the Passion tonight, and it got me thinking...Has anyone really addressed this? This post is not meant to mock" Jesus, so I hope no one takes offense.

                            And I would agree that maybe this is not the best place to explore this topic, but I am very curious as to if he really was a virgin. He was human, and we all know the effection he had for the prostitue he saved...What are the chances?
                            Well how old was he when he died? I'm sure he had to hit some chick up...


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                            • bizmak
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                              #15
                              absolutely NOT. I see that somewhere. Maybe in bible, i dont know

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                              • bufferover
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                                I don't know but wrong place to ask that kind of question go ask the pope

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                                • woj
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                                  #17
                                  Why would you wonder that in the first place? It's not like you will get any concrete answer, and in the end does it even matter whether he was a virgin or not??
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                                  • Joe Citizen
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                                    Outside of The Bible, which cannot be trusted, we know virtually nothing about Jesus Christ.

                                    We don't even know for sure that he actually existed.
                                    Last edited by Joe Citizen; 05-10-2004, 12:11 AM.

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                                    • Tania
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                                      #19
                                      you are so fucking crazy to ask this question on (GFY)

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                                      • Pornwolf
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                                        #20
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                                        • Paul Waters
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                                          #21
                                          Actually, he impregnated his mother Mary, conceiving himself, so he lost his virginity just before his conception.

                                          Does that help?



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                                          • reynold
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                                            #22
                                            What made you ask that question here?

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                                            • SykkBoy2
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                                              #23
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                                              • newsdude
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by woj
                                                Why would you wonder that in the first place? It's not like you will get any concrete answer, and in the end does it even matter whether he was a virgin or not??

                                                Exactly! Would it have made a difference?
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                                                • MetaformX
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Joe Citizen
                                                  Outside of The Bible, which cannot be trusted, we know virtually nothing about Jesus Christ.

                                                  We don't even know for sure that he actually existed.
                                                  Who actually wrote the bible? I am still trying to decide if he really did exist, or it was all just a big myth that grew out of porportion.

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                                                  • TheLegacy
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                                                    #26
                                                    first you have to believe there was a jesus - and if he was God.

                                                    After that the answer is obvious. Jesus was promoting sex only in marriage, not outside of it. IN that case, Jesus would have to be married in order to have sex, and from the records, he wasnt.

                                                    So no Jesus did not have sex. His apostles (*some of whom were married) did.

                                                    The next question - did he rub one out?? Probably not since Jesus already discussed the fact of looking at women with lust in your eyes. But his natural body needs would allow that during his sleep time, nocturnal emissions would occur thereby he would have.

                                                    Even Jesus went poop too!! he was 100% man and 100% god.. can we figure it out?? NO... are we meant too?? NO.. if we could, then we could manipulate God, somethings our minds just cant understand, thats what makes him God.
                                                    Last edited by TheLegacy; 05-10-2004, 10:45 AM.

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                                                    • Goose
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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