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4th Grade
We entered the 4th grade with a new task upon us. The groups was not dead but only we had 2 members, so we needed to recruit more. Over the course of the year we were able to built up a large group. Here was the 4th grade group at it's largest:
Taylor: He was fighting mad was always suspicious of others, and constantly looking behind his back for attackers. He is my best friend, and one of the leaders of the group.
Robert E. This is myself. I was fighting mad, obsessive, and always angry. I was also a leader of the group.
Terry: He was tall he was funny he was creepy and fighting mad. There was also a rumor he had sex with his cat, and he backed it up too.
Franky: He was fat overweight, and stupid. He thought he was funny but he was not. He was not a major member or contributed to the organization like others did.
Jacob: He was one of the worst people we added to the group. He once looked at Taylor while in the bathroom and said "Nice Stuff". We believe he was gay. While in the 4th grade he pissed on him self during lunch recess.We believe he also pissed on himself another time when he came back from the bathroom and was soaking wet.
Robert N: ( Not Robert E who is me): Robert N. was a new kid who came to our class in the middle of the year. He smeared chap stick all over himself and the papers he turned in. He was a creepy little bastard who tried to hump some people later on in the year. He almost over threw the group soon after he joined.( This will be explained further down)
Ryan: He joined our group during the time Robert N. and Jacob joined he was not like them though and hated them. We believe that this kid Ryan played basketball. We know little else about him.
Adam: This kid was creepy and weird. He wanted to be like us but he was too nice of a person and did have "IT". Although he was a member he contributed nothing. We had to give him beat downs a few times but he still liked us.
The Uprising Hostel takeover by Robert N.
Robert N. soon after joining tried to take power of the group by offering stickers to most members, and cigarettes to Taylor.
Members of the uprising were:
Robert N. :Creepy Bastard
Jacob: Sick freak that peed on himself
Ryan: Not much known about him.
We were able to take out the up-risers and regain power. We kicked out Robert N., Jacob, Ryan, and Franky cause Franky was holding us back, and did not have "IT"
The Highlights of the 4th grade group.
1. Regaining power
2. During the course of the year we threw about 30 dodge ball, basket balls, and soccer balls over the fence. This was one of our biggest highlights because we were able to get rid of stuff the the school payed for. We had a system for getting rid of these balls with out getting caught. Taylor would stand near the fence and say im open throw it I would then throw the ball about ten feet over his head into the field beyond the fence. No one was able to get these balls because they were in the farm surrounded by barb-wire.
3. Causing trouble in P.E. and keeping our class from getting a gold star.
In P.E. our P.E. teacher had a reward system using gold stars where if we received a curtain number of gold stars we would get a pizza party. It was also possible to get other stars in P.E. if we were not good enough.
The other stars in this order were:
Silver
Red
Green
Blue
No Star
At the end of a P.E. class period we as a class decided what star we earned. Taylor and I though it would be funny to keep the class from receiving a gold star by raising hell in P.E.
Here is a list of thing we did in P.E. to cause the class to get a lower star:
1. Rephrasing the chant that we had to do every P.E. call.
The original chant was: Stop, Look, and listen, with your eyes ears heart.
We rephrased it to: Stop, Look, and listen, with beer, drugs, and guns.
2. Not preforming stretches correctly.
Before we could do the main activity of P.E. we had to do stretches.
Here is a list of stretches:
Jumping Jacks
Running in place
Calf Stretching
Standing on one Leg
Swim strokes in place
Here is what we did:
Jumping Jacks ( We just did't do them because we did not feel there were necessary)
Running in place( We ran into each other and other people)
Calf Stretching( We would fall over on the ground)
Standing on one Leg( We would just push other people over)
Swim strokes in place( We would do the stroking motion extremely hard and hit people in the head.)
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