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In the beginning the boards were created
And the boards were without form and void
And the porn gods said "let there be webmasters"
And webmasters came. All at first saw the light.
It was good.
In time webmasters spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And spammed and spammed and spammed
And then the porn gods became angry
The path of the righteous man became beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil spammers.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of spam darkness.
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And the gods will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy his brothers with advertisements.
And you will know he is the Lord when you are banned.
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