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  • SoloGirlsContent
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
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    #1

    VAN HELSTINK! could a movie suck more???? name the shittiest movies U seen

    Van Helsing was a bonafide TURD..Dracula was fuckin' gay and the story was doo doo
  • Jakke PNG
    ex-TeenGodFather
    • Nov 2001
    • 20306

    #2
    Charlies angels 2 sucked a lot, so did all scream movies.
    ..and I'm off.

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    • Goose
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      • Mar 2004
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      #3
      the movie was so bad...haven't seen worse for a long time...
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      • Lonny
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        • Jun 2003
        • 3539

        #4
        jeepers creepers suck shit..

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        • SoloGirlsContent
          So Fucking Banned
          • Oct 2003
          • 5013

          #5
          PAST 4-5 ADAM SANDLER MOVIES JUMPED INTO THE TURD WAGON

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          • Raven
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            • Jul 2001
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            #6
            Saw it yesterday.....ugh ugh ugh....
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            • SoloGirlsContent
              So Fucking Banned
              • Oct 2003
              • 5013

              #7
              Originally posted by Mystery Man
              Worst movie has to be the J-Lo flick where she is somekind of doctor or some shit.

              Can't remember the name now but god it sucked.

              About Van Helsing, please dont tell me you went in to see the movie for the screenplay or the dialogue, seriously!!

              Van Helsing is all about effects and if you are into effects you will definately like Van Helsing.

              Take it for what it is, a madeup hollywood blockbuster, nothing more nothing less. this move was never gonna get an award.
              Trust me I know that..I'm a huge monster/comic book fan and part time artist..http://everettehartsoe.com so this right down my alley..the CGI was not that good also...but the characters were fucking lame

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              • MattO
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                • Feb 2003
                • 10861

                #8
                anything with Madonna in it is pretty much just vomit spawn

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                • Jakke PNG
                  ex-TeenGodFather
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 20306

                  #9
                  Originally posted by simonsyinister
                  Trust me I know that..I'm a huge monster/comic book fan and part time artist..http://everettehartsoe.com so this right down my alley..
                  VERY VERY Nice comics! I need to learn to draw as well.. God I'm jealous, I can't stand people who're more talented than I am. I HAVE TO BE PERFECT. I HATE YOU!
                  ..and I'm off.

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                  • nathan_f
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                    • Sep 2003
                    • 3983

                    #10
                    9 1/2 weeks was the most dissapointing movie ever.

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                    • SoloGirlsContent
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 5013

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MattO
                      anything with Madonna in it is pretty much just vomit spawn
                      God damn U R correct on that observation...shoooweee Swept Away..unwatchable shit spew

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                      • Bansheelinks
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                        • Apr 2003
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by simonsyinister
                        Van Helsing was a bonafide TURD..Dracula was fuckin' gay and the story was doo doo
                        Aw come off it............it wasn't meant to be an epic or classic, like Apocalypse Now or anything..........it was just a lot of action and fun.......

                        whatta bunch of grinches

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                        • SoloGirlsContent
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 5013

                          #13
                          Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                          VERY VERY Nice comics! I need to learn to draw as well.. God I'm jealous, I can't stand people who're more talented than I am. I HAVE TO BE PERFECT. I HATE YOU!
                          Thank you

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                          • Justfuckedmyself
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                            • Aug 2003
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                            #14
                            Havent seen Van Helsing yet...i'll wait for dvd....

                            Just watched Last Samurai, pretty good.

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                            • TheFrog
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                              • Jan 2004
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Goose
                              the movie was so bad...haven't seen worse for a long time...

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                              • SoloGirlsContent
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 5013

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                                Aw come off it............it wasn't meant to be an epic or classic, like Apocalypse Now or anything..........it was just a lot of action and fun.......

                                whatta bunch of grinches
                                Lots of action..yes..was it fun? NO! I had more fun in the cancer ward, serving soup to dying people

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                                • cayne
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                                  • Jan 2004
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                                  #17
                                  I've heared only bad things about this movie...but I think I'm gonna watch it anyway.
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                                  • Ramster
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                                    • Jul 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Van Helsing was great, if you like non stop action.

                                    21 Grams with Sean penn? SUCKED! I hate movies that jump all over the time line like that.
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                                    • Ironhorse
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                                      • Nov 2002
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Ramster
                                      Van Helsing was great, if you like non stop action.

                                      21 Grams with Sean penn? SUCKED! I hate movies that jump all over the time line like that.
                                      Man shows how clueless you really are. 21 Grams got several academy nominations and was one of the best movies ever made with stellar acting performance from several of the Oscar nominated/winning actors. Get a clue..

                                      I guess in your opinion Pulp Fiction was a bad movie also..
                                      Last edited by Ironhorse; 05-09-2004, 09:54 AM.
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                                      • SiMpLe
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                                        • Feb 2002
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                                        #20
                                        Man this thread saved me 40 bucks - Was going to see it tonight - Thanks guys!

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                                        • Strife
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                                          • Aug 2001
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                                          #21
                                          At least a few movies come to mind Gigli, Glimmer, Showgirls, You Got Served
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                                          • SoloGirlsContent
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 5013

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SiMpLe
                                            Man this thread saved me 40 bucks - Was going to see it tonight - Thanks guys!

                                            The movie that bummed me out - Matrix Revolutions, what a let down.
                                            I wished I was as lucky to have been warned of this fartbomb

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                                            • bllott
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                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 2368

                                              #23
                                              the shittiest movie i have ever seen is "the perfect storm"

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                                              • Observing
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                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 809

                                                #24
                                                Here's a few of the stinkiest I can remember off the top of my head:
                                                Universal Solder 2
                                                Beverly Hills Cop 3
                                                Battle Field Earth
                                                Crossroads
                                                Police academy 4-5-6-7 (is there an 8?)
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                                                • KMR Stitch
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                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 14494

                                                  #25
                                                  Undercover Brother..

                                                  Kill Bill/Pulp Fiction

                                                  Legaly Blonde 1 2 and if there will be a 3

                                                  The rundown was funny but nothing...

                                                  Tomb Raiders...Blah.

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                                                  • SoloGirlsContent
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 5013

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Strife
                                                    At least a few movies come to mind Gigli, Glimmer, Showgirls, You Got Served
                                                    Dude..I can't believe you even went to see these crocks of shit..what are you?? Do you like tortureing yourself??

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                                                    • David!
                                                      By the wrath of Agamemnon
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 6501

                                                      #27
                                                      Charlie's Angels 2 and JLO & Ben in Giggly or whatever it was called have to be the 2 biggest pile of turds as far as movies go....
                                                      Van Helsing was great, non stop action, you just need to love that kind of movie though, like someone said in another thread, if you like the mummy and underworld then you'll like van helsing, if you are more into movies like amelie then this is not for you
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                                                      • just a punk
                                                        So fuckin' bored
                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 32385

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by simonsyinister
                                                        Van Helsing was a bonafide TURD..Dracula was fuckin' gay and the story was doo doo
                                                        Nah... It's just a funny movie (I was laughting all the way). It is not better and not worse than all other holliwood stampings...
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                                                        • Vic Lagina
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                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 1409

                                                          #29
                                                          Thanks for posting this. You saved me time and money.

                                                          I was hearing from people on this board that it was a 'great' movie, and I was on the fence about seeing it, but I have a hard time believing it could be 'great' because it's coming from the same guy who directed 'The Mummy' and it's shitty sequel.

                                                          And this is going to be the case as well with 'The Day After Tomorrow.' All effects, nothing else.
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                                                          • riosluts
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                                                            • Sep 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                            Charlies angels 2 sucked a lot, so did all scream movies.
                                                            yeah im with you on that one. The first Charlie Angels was pretty good but the 2nd one was horrible.

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                                                            • Ironhorse
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                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 7094

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by PussyMan
                                                              Charlie's Angels 2 and JLO & Ben in Giggly or whatever it was called have to be the 2 biggest pile of turds as far as movies go....
                                                              Van Helsing was great, non stop action, you just need to love that kind of movie though, like someone said in another thread, if you like the mummy and underworld then you'll like van helsing, if you are more into movies like amelie then this is not for you
                                                              Well I hated the Mummy but I loved Underworld, the thing I consistenly hear about this movie Van Helsing is the effects are great, the story is bogus and goofy, the directing is also very weak, which is why I thought Mummy sucked. I will probably still see it on DVD though.
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                                                              • Lane
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                                                                • Apr 2001
                                                                • 8496

                                                                #32
                                                                Here is a tip guys:

                                                                Before you see any movie, check the rating at imdb.com
                                                                It's not 100% accurate but it gives you a very good idea if the movies is good or bad
                                                                Don't see anything that is rated under 6. If it is rated between 6 and 7, you decide. And anything rated over 7 is worth seeing, and anything rated over 8 is a must-see for all.
                                                                Last edited by Lane; 05-09-2004, 11:13 AM.

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                                                                • VMAN
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                                                                  • Apr 2004
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by simonsyinister
                                                                  Van Helsing was a bonafide TURD..Dracula was fuckin' gay and the story was doo doo

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                                                                  • CamChicks
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                                                                    • Sep 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    I am obsessed with monster movies, and was excited for this one when I first heard about it, but after seeing several previews I just can't convince myself to bother. This should have been an R-rated thing with all the famous movie monsters tearing people (and eachother?) apart. A monster apocalypse. Directed more like the 'Blade' series or a more classical version of 'Freddy vs Jason' (lol). These are horror icons! Instead it looks aimed at young kids with overprotective parents, and the CGI looks like a video game. Dracula/Frankenstein/Wolfman were perversions, as twisted as it got back in those days.. more than simpleminded childrens adventure stories.

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                                                                    • SykkBoy2
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                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 19969

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Mona Lisa Smile -- I almost divorced my wife to dragging me to that piece of shit, I fucking hate anything with Julia Roberts anyways (except Flatliners was decent). She is, without a doubt the worst horse-faced actress on the planet.
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                                                                      • SykkBoy2
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                                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                                        • 19969

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Lane
                                                                        Here is a tip guys:

                                                                        Before you see any movie, check the rating at imdb.com
                                                                        It's not 100% accurate but it gives you a very good idea if the movies is good or bad
                                                                        Don't see anything that is rated under 6. If it is rated between 6 and 7, you decide. And anything rated over 7 is worth seeing, and anything rated over 8 is a must-see for all.
                                                                        actually, I'm the opposite of most on imdb.com ;-)

                                                                        I own a huge majority of the bottom 100
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                                                                        • zzgundamnzz
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                                                                          • Apr 2002
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by MattO
                                                                          anything with Madonna in it is pretty much just vomit spawn
                                                                          Die Another Day was good in my opinion.

                                                                          Worst movie I've ever seen was Robocop 4. It was blasphemy to the core


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