Van Helsing was a bonafide TURD..Dracula was fuckin' gay and the story was doo doo
VAN HELSTINK! could a movie suck more???? name the shittiest movies U seen
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Trust me I know that..I'm a huge monster/comic book fan and part time artist..http://everettehartsoe.com so this right down my alley..the CGI was not that good also...but the characters were fucking lameOriginally posted by Mystery Man
Worst movie has to be the J-Lo flick where she is somekind of doctor or some shit.
Can't remember the name now but god it sucked.
About Van Helsing, please dont tell me you went in to see the movie for the screenplay or the dialogue, seriously!!
Van Helsing is all about effects and if you are into effects you will definately like Van Helsing.
Take it for what it is, a madeup hollywood blockbuster, nothing more nothing less. this move was never gonna get an award.Comment
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VERY VERY Nice comics! I need to learn to draw as well.. God I'm jealous, I can't stand people who're more talented than I am. I HAVE TO BE PERFECT. I HATE YOU!Originally posted by simonsyinister
Trust me I know that..I'm a huge monster/comic book fan and part time artist..http://everettehartsoe.com so this right down my alley..
..and I'm off.Comment
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God damn U R correct on that observation...shoooweee Swept Away..unwatchable shit spewOriginally posted by MattO
anything with Madonna in it is pretty much just vomit spawnComment
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Aw come off it............it wasn't meant to be an epic or classic, like Apocalypse Now or anything..........it was just a lot of action and fun.......Originally posted by simonsyinister
Van Helsing was a bonafide TURD..Dracula was fuckin' gay and the story was doo doo
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Thank youOriginally posted by TeenGodFather
VERY VERY Nice comics! I need to learn to draw as well.. God I'm jealous, I can't stand people who're more talented than I am. I HAVE TO BE PERFECT. I HATE YOU!
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Havent seen Van Helsing yet...i'll wait for dvd....
Just watched Last Samurai, pretty good.
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Lots of action..yes..was it fun? NO! I had more fun in the cancer ward, serving soup to dying peopleOriginally posted by Bansheelinks
Aw come off it............it wasn't meant to be an epic or classic, like Apocalypse Now or anything..........it was just a lot of action and fun.......
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Van Helsing was great, if you like non stop action.
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Man shows how clueless you really are. 21 Grams got several academy nominations and was one of the best movies ever made with stellar acting performance from several of the Oscar nominated/winning actors. Get a clue..Originally posted by Ramster
Van Helsing was great, if you like non stop action.
21 Grams with Sean penn? SUCKED! I hate movies that jump all over the time line like that.
I guess in your opinion Pulp Fiction was a bad movie also..Last edited by Ironhorse; 05-09-2004, 09:54 AM.Comment
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Man this thread saved me 40 bucks - Was going to see it tonight - Thanks guys!
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At least a few movies come to mind Gigli, Glimmer, Showgirls, You Got ServedComment
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I wished I was as lucky to have been warned of this fartbombOriginally posted by SiMpLe
Man this thread saved me 40 bucks - Was going to see it tonight - Thanks guys!
The movie that bummed me out - Matrix Revolutions, what a let down.Comment
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Undercover Brother..
Kill Bill/Pulp Fiction
Legaly Blonde 1 2 and if there will be a 3
The rundown was funny but nothing...
Tomb Raiders...Blah.Comment
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Dude..I can't believe you even went to see these crocks of shit..what are you?? Do you like tortureing yourself??Originally posted by Strife
At least a few movies come to mind Gigli, Glimmer, Showgirls, You Got ServedComment
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Charlie's Angels 2 and JLO & Ben in Giggly or whatever it was called have to be the 2 biggest pile of turds as far as movies go....
Van Helsing was great, non stop action, you just need to love that kind of movie though, like someone said in another thread, if you like the mummy and underworld then you'll like van helsing, if you are more into movies like amelie then this is not for you
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Nah... It's just a funny movie (I was laughting all the way). It is not better and not worse than all other holliwood stampings...Originally posted by simonsyinister
Van Helsing was a bonafide TURD..Dracula was fuckin' gay and the story was doo dooObey the CowgodComment
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Thanks for posting this. You saved me time and money.
I was hearing from people on this board that it was a 'great' movie, and I was on the fence about seeing it, but I have a hard time believing it could be 'great' because it's coming from the same guy who directed 'The Mummy' and it's shitty sequel.
And this is going to be the case as well with 'The Day After Tomorrow.' All effects, nothing else.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Well I hated the Mummy but I loved Underworld, the thing I consistenly hear about this movie Van Helsing is the effects are great, the story is bogus and goofy, the directing is also very weak, which is why I thought Mummy sucked. I will probably still see it on DVD though.Originally posted by PussyMan
Charlie's Angels 2 and JLO & Ben in Giggly or whatever it was called have to be the 2 biggest pile of turds as far as movies go....
Van Helsing was great, non stop action, you just need to love that kind of movie though, like someone said in another thread, if you like the mummy and underworld then you'll like van helsing, if you are more into movies like amelie then this is not for you
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Here is a tip guys:
Before you see any movie, check the rating at imdb.com
It's not 100% accurate but it gives you a very good idea if the movies is good or bad
Don't see anything that is rated under 6. If it is rated between 6 and 7, you decide. And anything rated over 7 is worth seeing, and anything rated over 8 is a must-see for all.Last edited by Lane; 05-09-2004, 11:13 AM.
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I am obsessed with monster movies, and was excited for this one when I first heard about it, but after seeing several previews I just can't convince myself to bother. This should have been an R-rated thing with all the famous movie monsters tearing people (and eachother?) apart. A monster apocalypse. Directed more like the 'Blade' series or a more classical version of 'Freddy vs Jason' (lol). These are horror icons! Instead it looks aimed at young kids with overprotective parents, and the CGI looks like a video game. Dracula/Frankenstein/Wolfman were perversions, as twisted as it got back in those days.. more than simpleminded childrens adventure stories.Comment
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Mona Lisa Smile -- I almost divorced my wife to dragging me to that piece of shit, I fucking hate anything with Julia Roberts anyways (except Flatliners was decent). She is, without a doubt the worst horse-faced actress on the planet.Comment
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actually, I'm the opposite of most on imdb.com ;-)Originally posted by Lane
Here is a tip guys:
Before you see any movie, check the rating at imdb.com
It's not 100% accurate but it gives you a very good idea if the movies is good or bad
Don't see anything that is rated under 6. If it is rated between 6 and 7, you decide. And anything rated over 7 is worth seeing, and anything rated over 8 is a must-see for all.
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