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  • titmowse
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 5320

    #1

    For Your Listening Pleasure

    think

    If you don't like the song, I reply with the words of our soon-to-be-ex president:

    "Who cares what you think?"

    I still love everybody
  • SmutGiant
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2003
    • 4896

    #2
    downloading it, but I'll listen to it tommorow... too tired now, lol.

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    • baddog
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 107089

      #3
      one word, eleven letters, meaning overconfident

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      • titmowse
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2001
        • 5320

        #4
        this one's for all you dirty hippies:

        fuck
        I still love everybody

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        • baddog
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 107089

          #5
          that song is so 60's - remember, when she came out with that song, Nixon got elected . . . . might want to rethink that

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          • baddog
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 107089

            #6
            Originally posted by titmowse
            this one's for all you dirty hippies:

            fuck
            Now I am impressed

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            • titmowse
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2001
              • 5320

              #7
              Originally posted by baddog
              one word, eleven letters, meaning overconfident
              Presumptuous has 12 letters
              I still love everybody

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              • baddog
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 107089

                #8
                Originally posted by titmowse
                Presumptuous has 12 letters
                presumption only has 11 . . . but you are quite correct

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                • cherrylula
                  lol
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 15969

                  #9
                  Cheers titmowse

                  The revolution is near.

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                  • titmowse
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 5320

                    #10
                    and one more:

                    play
                    I still love everybody

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                    • titmowse
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 5320

                      #11
                      Originally posted by cherrylula
                      Cheers titmowse

                      The revolution is near.
                      did you say revolution?

                      then you better run

                      cheers to you ms lula
                      I still love everybody

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                      • baddog
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 107089

                        #12
                        Originally posted by titmowse
                        and one more:

                        play

                        very nice

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                        • baddog
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 107089

                          #13
                          Originally posted by titmowse
                          did you say revolution?

                          fooled me with this one . . . had a couple ideas, I was wrong with both guesses


                          you really like that DSL don't you

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                          • titmowse
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 5320

                            #14
                            Originally posted by baddog
                            fooled me with this one . . . had a couple ideas, I was wrong with both guesses


                            you really like that DSL don't you
                            logging this shit in the memory banks old man.
                            I still love everybody

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                            • cherrylula
                              lol
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 15969

                              #15
                              You will not be able to stay home, brother.
                              You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
                              You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,
                              Skip out for beer during commercials,
                              Because the revolution will not be televised.

                              The revolution will not be televised.
                              The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox
                              In 4 parts without commercial interruptions.
                              The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon
                              blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John
                              Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat
                              hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary.
                              The revolution will not be televised.

                              The revolution will not be brought to you by the
                              Schaefer Award Theatre and will not star Natalie
                              Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.
                              The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal.
                              The revolution will not get rid of the nubs.
                              The revolution will not make you look five pounds
                              thinner, because the revolution will not be televised, Brother.

                              There will be no pictures of you and Willie May
                              pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run,
                              or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance.
                              NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32
                              or report from 29 districts.
                              The revolution will not be televised.

                              There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
                              brothers in the instant replay.
                              There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
                              brothers in the instant replay.
                              There will be no pictures of Whitney Young being
                              run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process.
                              There will be no slow motion or still life of Roy
                              Wilkens strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and
                              Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
                              For just the proper occasion.

                              Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville
                              Junction will no longer be so damned relevant, and
                              women will not care if Dick finally gets down with
                              Jane on Search for Tomorrow because Black people
                              will be in the street looking for a brighter day.
                              The revolution will not be televised.

                              There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock
                              news and no pictures of hairy armed women
                              liberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose.
                              The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb,
                              Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom
                              Jones, Johnny Cash, Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth.
                              The revolution will not be televised.

                              The revolution will not be right back after a message
                              bbout a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.
                              You will not have to worry about a dove in your
                              bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.
                              The revolution will not go better with Coke.
                              The revolution will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath.
                              The revolution will put you in the driver's seat.

                              The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised,
                              will not be televised, will not be televised.
                              The revolution will be no re-run brothers;
                              The revolution will be live.

                              -------------------

                              Let's see, replace Xerox with the internet and Nixon with Bush, and all the rest to bring it up to date.

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                              • titmowse
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 5320

                                #16
                                Originally posted by cherrylula

                                Let's see, replace Xerox with the internet and Nixon with Bush, and all the rest to bring it up to date.
                                and Spiro Agnew with little dicky cheney
                                I still love everybody

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                                • titmowse
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 5320

                                  #17
                                  and finally, one more dedicated to all my pissed off sistahs. i give you

                                  Ms. Millie Jackson
                                  I still love everybody

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