Just say you were stranded on a deserted island with your best friend. A guy friend. Nobody knows where you two are or even that you've gone away. Your girlfriend thinks you're at a ball game. There's absolutely no chance of anybody ever finding you. Short of pulling a Castaway and heading out to sea in a shitty self-made raft, there's basically no chance of you ever leaving that island.
No women. No big juicy tits. No soft pink pussy. You will never have sex with a woman again. But wait... your best friend IS there. No he doesn't have tits and a pussy, but he does have a cock sucker and a poop chute.
Do you chalk this up as a "lesser of two evils" scenario and take a rod up the sphincter in exchange for a little turd diving yourself, or do you vow a lifelong oath to Rosie Palmer? What do you do?
Oh, and the pic... almost forgot.
No women. No big juicy tits. No soft pink pussy. You will never have sex with a woman again. But wait... your best friend IS there. No he doesn't have tits and a pussy, but he does have a cock sucker and a poop chute.
Do you chalk this up as a "lesser of two evils" scenario and take a rod up the sphincter in exchange for a little turd diving yourself, or do you vow a lifelong oath to Rosie Palmer? What do you do?
Oh, and the pic... almost forgot.
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